{"id":1292,"date":"2021-03-08T13:18:53","date_gmt":"2021-03-08T21:18:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/3guysandaflick.com\/?p=1292"},"modified":"2022-05-24T11:36:23","modified_gmt":"2022-05-24T19:36:23","slug":"podcast-12-the_big_lebowski","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/3guysandaflick.com\/index.php\/2021\/03\/08\/podcast-12-the_big_lebowski\/","title":{"rendered":"Podcast 5: The Big Lebowski"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"1292\" class=\"elementor elementor-1292\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-d4743c0 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"d4743c0\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_glider_is_slider&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-1c5810c\" data-id=\"1c5810c\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_column_hoveranimator&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_column_has_pseudo&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5884dd2 ob-harakiri-inherit ob-has-background-overlay elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"5884dd2\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_use_harakiri&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_harakiri_writing_mode&quot;:&quot;inherit&quot;,&quot;_ob_harakiri_text_clip&quot;:&quot;none&quot;,&quot;_ob_widget_stalker_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_poopart_use&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_shadough_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_allow_hoveranimator&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h4 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Recorded on 2\/25\/2021<\/h4>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-307af5f ob-harakiri-inherit ob-has-background-overlay elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"307af5f\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_use_harakiri&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_harakiri_writing_mode&quot;:&quot;inherit&quot;,&quot;_ob_postman_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_widget_stalker_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_poopart_use&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_shadough_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_allow_hoveranimator&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h4>In this episode we review <strong>The Big Lebowski<\/strong> (1998) starring Jeff Bridges as &#8220;The Dude&#8221;. 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data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3guysandaflick.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/shortcode-imdb\/includes\/assets\/onlystar.png?w=1200&#038;ssl=1\"\/> <span id=\"rating\">8.1<\/span>\r\n            <\/span>\r\n            <div class=\"spacer\" style=\"clear: both;\"><\/div>\r\n        <\/div>\r\n        <div class=\"middle\">\r\n            <div class=\"poster\">\r\n                <a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0118715\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMTQ0NjUzMDMyOF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwODA1OTU0MDE@._V1_UX182_CR0,0,182,268_AL_.jpg\"\/><\/a>\r\n\r\n            <\/div>\r\n            <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/video\/imdb\/vi4018733337?playlistId=tt0118715&#038;ref_=tt_ov_vi\" target=\"_blank\"><div class=\"video\"\r\n                                    style=\"background: 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href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0001053\/?ref_=tt_ov_wr\" target=\"_blank\">Ethan Coen<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0001054\/?ref_=tt_ov_wr\" target=\"_blank\">Joel Coen<\/a><\/span><span class=\"crew\"><b>Stars:<\/b> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_ov_st_sm\" target=\"_blank\">Jeff Bridges<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_ov_st_sm\" target=\"_blank\">John Goodman<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0000194\/?ref_=tt_ov_st_sm\" target=\"_blank\">Julianne Moore<\/a><\/span><b>Summary:<\/b> When &quot;the dude&quot; Lebowski is mistaken for a millionaire Lebowski, two thugs urinate on his rug to coerce him into paying a debt he knows nothing about. While attempting to gain recompense for the ruined rug from his wealthy counterpart, he accepts a one-time job with high pay-off. He enlists the help of his bowling buddy, Walter, a gun-toting Jewish-convert with anger issues. 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href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_cl_i1\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BNTU1NjM4MDYzMl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMjIwMjMyMw@@._V1_UY44_CR0,0,32,44_AL_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_cl_i1\" target=\"_blank\">Jeff Bridges<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">The Dude<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_cl_i2\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BOTk1MzAzMDUxMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwODgyMTQxNjM@._V1_UY44_CR0,0,32,44_AL_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_cl_i2\" target=\"_blank\">John Goodman<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Walter Sobchak<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\" style=\"background-color:#eeeeee\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000194\/?ref_=tt_cl_i3\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMTM5NDI1MjE2Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNDE0Nzk0MDE@._V1_UX32_CR0,0,32,44_AL_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000194\/?ref_=tt_cl_i3\" target=\"_blank\">Julianne Moore<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Maude Lebowski<\/div>\r\n        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src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMTk4NDMwOTUxMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMjEzMzYwOA@@._V1_UY44_CR2,0,32,44_AL_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0399663\/?ref_=tt_cl_i5\" target=\"_blank\">David Huddleston<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">The Big Lebowski<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000450\/?ref_=tt_cl_i6\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMTQ0NTA1NTg3Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzkxNzgxNw@@._V1_UX32_CR0,0,32,44_AL_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000450\/?ref_=tt_cl_i6\" target=\"_blank\">Philip Seymour Hoffman<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Brandt<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\" style=\"background-color:#eeeeee\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005346\/?ref_=tt_cl_i7\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMGQyZjA4M2YtYWUwNi00ZTIzLTg5ZWUtY2E0MTA3N2Y1NDMxXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTA0MzMyMDYz._V1_UY44_CR3,0,32,44_AL_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005346\/?ref_=tt_cl_i7\" target=\"_blank\">Tara Reid<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Bunny Lebowski<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0600657\/?ref_=tt_cl_i8\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BOTMwNTk0MjI3MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNDA0MDQ1NQ@@._V1_UX32_CR0,0,32,44_AL_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0600657\/?ref_=tt_cl_i8\" target=\"_blank\">Philip Moon<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Woo, Treehorn Thug<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\" style=\"background-color:#eeeeee\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0671032\/?ref_=tt_cl_i9\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMTY5MDc0Mjg4N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwOTMyNTUyMQ@@._V1_UX32_CR0,0,32,44_AL_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0671032\/?ref_=tt_cl_i9\" target=\"_blank\">Mark Pellegrino<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Blond Treehorn Thug<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001780\/?ref_=tt_cl_i10\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BOTUyMDQ0MTEyNF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNDYxMDkz._V1_UX32_CR0,0,32,44_AL_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001780\/?ref_=tt_cl_i10\" target=\"_blank\">Peter Stormare<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Nihilist #1, Uli Kunkel \/  \n            &#039;Karl Hungus&#039;<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\" style=\"background-color:#eeeeee\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0281359\/?ref_=tt_cl_i11\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMjEzMDU5NjAzM15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwOTk2ODMwMg@@._V1_UX32_CR0,0,32,44_AL_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0281359\/?ref_=tt_cl_i11\" target=\"_blank\">Flea<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Nihilist #2, Kieffer<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0901024\/?ref_=tt_cl_i12\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMGExMDZmYmQtNTYyNC00YTdkLWFhODQtMzNjNTA4ZTg5YzYyXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTIwNzQ3OTAx._V1_UX32_CR0,0,32,44_AL_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0901024\/?ref_=tt_cl_i12\" target=\"_blank\">Torsten Voges<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Nihilist #3, Franz<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\" style=\"background-color:#eeeeee\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0319541\/?ref_=tt_cl_i13\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/G\/01\/imdb\/images\/nopicture\/32x44\/name-2138558783._CB470041625_.png\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0319541\/?ref_=tt_cl_i13\" target=\"_blank\">Jimmie Dale Gilmore<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Smokey<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0444940\/?ref_=tt_cl_i14\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMTM1Mzg4OTk2MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMDI0NjEz._V1_UY44_CR14,0,32,44_AL_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0444940\/?ref_=tt_cl_i14\" target=\"_blank\">Jack Kehler<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Marty<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\" style=\"background-color:#eeeeee\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001806\/?ref_=tt_cl_i15\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BNzYwNjgwMjMxMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjUwOTc3NQ@@._V1_UY44_CR2,0,32,44_AL_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001806\/?ref_=tt_cl_i15\" target=\"_blank\">John Turturro<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Jesus Quintana<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><br><a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0118715\/fullcredits\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"padding-left: 10px;\">See full cast >><\/a>   \r\n                    <div class=\"spacer\" style=\"clear: both;\"><\/div><hr\/><span class=\"extra\"><b>Countries:<\/b> USA, UK<\/span><span class=\"extra\"><b>Languages:<\/b> English, German, Hebrew, Spanish<\/span><span class=\"extra\"><b>Budget:<\/b> $15,000,000\n            (estimated)<\/span>\r\n        <div class=\"imdb-footer\"><span class=\"imdb_copyright\">Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #f5c518 !important;\">imdb.com<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n    <\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-fa7a0fb ob-harakiri-inherit ob-has-background-overlay elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"fa7a0fb\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" 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   -webkit-background-size: cover;\r\n                        -moz-background-size: cover;\r\n                        -o-background-size: cover;\r\n                        background-size: cover;\">\r\n                <span id=\"imdb_rating\">8.1<\/span>\r\n            <\/div>\r\n        <\/a>\r\n    <\/div>\r\n    <div class=\"imdb_right\">\r\n        <span id=\"movie_title\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0118715\" target=\"_blank\">The Big Lebowski<small> (1998)<\/small><\/a><\/span>\r\n        <span id=\"genres\">117min | Comedy, Crime, Sport | 6 March 1998 (USA)<\/span>\r\n        <div class=\"imdb_general\"><span id=\"imdb_general\"><b>Director:<\/b> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0001054\/?ref_=tt_ov_dr\" target=\"_blank\">Joel Coen<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0001053\/?ref_=tt_ov_dr\" target=\"_blank\">Ethan Coen<\/a><\/span><span id=\"imdb_general\"><b>Writer:<\/b> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0001053\/?ref_=tt_ov_wr\" target=\"_blank\">Ethan Coen<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0001054\/?ref_=tt_ov_wr\" target=\"_blank\">Joel Coen<\/a><\/span><span id=\"imdb_general\"><b>Stars:<\/b> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_ov_st_sm\" target=\"_blank\">Jeff Bridges<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_ov_st_sm\" target=\"_blank\">John Goodman<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0000194\/?ref_=tt_ov_st_sm\" target=\"_blank\">Julianne Moore<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n        <span id=\"summary\"><b>Summary: <\/b>Jeff &quot;The Dude&quot; Lebowski, mistaken for a millionaire of the same name, seeks restitution for his ruined rug and enlists his bowling buddies to help get it.<\/span>\r\n        <div class=\"imdb_general\"><span id=\"imdb_general\"><b>Countries:<\/b> USA, UK<\/span><span id=\"imdb_general\"><b>Languages:<\/b> English, German, Hebrew, Spanish<\/span><\/div>\r\n        <div class=\"imdb-footer\"><span class=\"imdb_copyright\">Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\" target=\"_blank\">imdb.com<\/a><\/span><span style=\"display: none\">Disclaimer: This plugin has been coded to automatically quote data from imdb.com. Not available for any other purpose. All showing data have a link to imdb.com. The user is responsible for any other use or change codes.<\/span><\/div>\r\n    <\/div>\r\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><div class=\"wrap\"><h2>Quotes<\/h2><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">repeated line by The Dude and others<\/span>]\nThat rug really tied the room together. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nNihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">repeated line<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nShut the fuck up, Donny. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000385\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Stranger<\/span><\/a>:\nTake it easy, Dude. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, yeah! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000385\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Stranger<\/span><\/a>:\nI know that you will. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah, well - the Dude abides. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Exits with beers in hand<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000385\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Stranger<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">to the camera<\/span>]\nThe Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nLet me explain something to you. Um, I am not \"Mr. Lebowski\". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001806\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jesus Quintana<\/span><\/a>:\nAre you ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah, well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001806\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jesus Quintana<\/span><\/a>:\nLet me tell *you* something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes \"click.\" <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nJesus. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001806\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jesus Quintana<\/span><\/a>:\nYou said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">walks off<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nEight-year-olds, Dude. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0671032\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Blond Treehorn Thug<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">holding up a bowling ball<\/span>]\nWhat the fuck is this? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nObviously you're not a golfer. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWalter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nRug pee-ers did not do this. Look at it: a young trophy wife, marries this guy for his money, she figures he hasn't given her enough, you know, she owes money all over town. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nThat, fuckin' - bitch... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nIt's all a god damn fake, man. It's like Lenin said: you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh, you know... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000114\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Donny<\/span><\/a>:\nI am the walrus. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nYou know, you'll uh, uh - well, you know what I'm trying' to say... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000114\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Donny<\/span><\/a>:\nI am the walrus. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nThat fucking bitch! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nOh yeah! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000114\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Donny<\/span><\/a>:\nI am the walrus. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nShut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000114\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Donny<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat the fuck is he talking about? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0399663\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Big Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nAre you employed, sir? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nEmployed? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0399663\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Big Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nYou don't go out looking for a job dressed like that? On a weekday? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nIs this a... what day is this? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0399663\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Big Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, I do work sir, so if you don't mind... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nI do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">shouted repeatedly while smashing a car with a crow bar<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nThis is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nThis is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">censored version<\/span>]\n<\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">being forced into a limousine<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nHey, careful, man, there's a beverage here! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nGod damn you Walter! You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nAm I wrong? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nNo you're not wrong. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nAm I wrong? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nYou're not wrong Walter. You're just an asshole. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nOkay then. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nMr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005346\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bunny Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nI'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brandt<\/span><\/a>:\nAh hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005346\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bunny Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nBrandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brandt<\/span><\/a>:\nAh haha. That's marvelous. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nUh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Maude shows the porn video starring Bunny to the Dude<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0006562\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Sherry in 'Logjammin'<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">on video<\/span>]\nYou must be here to fix the cable. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000194\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Maude Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nLord. You can imagine where it goes from here. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nHe fixes the cable? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000194\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Maude Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nDon't be fatuous, Jeffrey. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nI'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWill you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat the fuck are you talkin' about? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nMan, you're fucking Polish Catholic... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nAnd you know this! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nSo what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nIt's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nThree thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax... <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">shouting<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nYOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVIN' IN THE FUCKIN' PAST! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWalter, ya know, it's Smokey, so his toe slipped over the line a little, big deal. It's just a game, man. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nDude, this is a league game, this determines who enters the next round robin. Am I wrong? Am I wrong? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0319541\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Smokey<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah, but I wasn't over. Gimme the marker Dude, I'm marking it 8. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">pulls out a gun<\/span>]\nSmokey, my friend, you are entering a world of pain. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWalter... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nYou mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0319541\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Smokey<\/span><\/a>:\nI'm not... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nA world of pain. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0319541\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Smokey<\/span><\/a>:\nDude, he's your partner... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">shouting<\/span>]\nHas the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nThey're calling the cops, put the piece away. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nMark it zero! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">points gun in Smokey's face<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWalter... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">shouting<\/span>]\nYou think I'm fucking around here? Mark it zero! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0319541\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Smokey<\/span><\/a>:\nAll right, it's fucking zero. Are you happy, you crazy fuck? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\n...It's a league game, Smokey. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000385\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Stranger<\/span><\/a>:\nSometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes, well, he eats you. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">first lines<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000385\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Stranger<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">voiceover<\/span>]\nWay out west there was this fella... fella I wanna tell ya about. Fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. Mr. Lebowski, he called himself \"The Dude\". Now, \"Dude\" - that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where he lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interestin'. They call Los Angeles the \"City Of Angels.\" I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow there are some nice folks there. 'Course I can't say I've seen London, and I ain't never been to France. And I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I'll tell you what - after seeing Los Angeles, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd see in any of them other places. And in English, too. So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me. Now this here story I'm about to unfold took place back in the early '90s - just about the time of our conflict with Sad'm and the I-raqis. I only mention it because sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude, in Los Angeles. And even if he's a lazy man - and the Dude was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County, which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide. But sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. I've done introduced him enough. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000194\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Maude Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat do you do for recreation? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWalter, what is the point? Look, we all know who is at fault here, what the fuck are you talking about? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nHuh? No, what the fuck are you... I'm not... We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000114\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Donny<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat the fuck is he talking about? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nMy rug. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nForget it, Donny, you're out of your element! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWalter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the fuck are you talking about? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat the fuck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, \"chinaman\" is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWalter, this isn't a guy who built the railroads here. This is a guy... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat the fuck are you...? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWalter, he peed on my rug! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000114\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Donny<\/span><\/a>:\nHe peed on the Dude's rug. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nDonny, you're out of your element! Dude, the chinaman is not the issue here! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nFuck it, Dude, let's go bowling. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0166061\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Younger Cop<\/span><\/a>:\nAnd was there anything of value in the car? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a, uh... uh, my briefcase. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0166061\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Younger Cop<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">expectant pause<\/span>]\nIn the briefcase? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nUh, uh, papers, um, just papers, uh, you know, uh, my papers, business papers. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0166061\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Younger Cop<\/span><\/a>:\nAnd what do you do, sir? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nI'm unemployed. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nHe lives in North Hollywood on Radford, near the In-and-Out Burger... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nThe In-and-Out Burger is on Camrose. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nNear the In-and-Out Burger... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000114\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Donny<\/span><\/a>:\nThose are good burgers, Walter. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nShut the fuck up, Donny. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">while dunking the Dude's head in the toilet<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0671032\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Blond Treehorn Thug<\/span><\/a>:\nWhere's the money, Lebowski? Where's the fucking money, shithead? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nIt's uh... uh... it's down there somewhere, let me take another look. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nFuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000114\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Donny<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat do you need that for, Dude? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWe dropped off the damn money... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0399663\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Big Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nWe? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nI! The Royal \"we\"! You know, the editorial... <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001806\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jesus Quintana<\/span><\/a>:\nNobody fucks with the Jesus! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nWere you listening to The Dude's story, Donny? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWalter... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000114\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Donny<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nWere you listening to The Dude's story? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000114\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Donny<\/span><\/a>:\nI was bowling. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nSo you have no frame of reference here, Donny. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\n(interrupting) Walter, Walter, what's the point, man? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nThere's no reason - here's my point, dude, there's no fucking reason why these two... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000114\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Donny<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah, Walter, what's your point? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000385\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Stranger<\/span><\/a>:\nThere's just one thing, Dude. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nAnd what's that? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000385\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Stranger<\/span><\/a>:\nDo you have to use so many cuss words? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat the fuck you talking about? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000385\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Stranger<\/span><\/a>:\nOkay, Dude. Have it your way. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nThat rug really tied the room together, did it not? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nFuckin' A. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000114\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Donny<\/span><\/a>:\nAnd this guy peed on it. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nDonny, please. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWalter... what am I going to tell Lebowski? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nI told that fuck down at the league office... who's in charge of scheduling? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWalter... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000114\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Donny<\/span><\/a>:\nBurkhalter. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nI told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWalter... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000114\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Donny<\/span><\/a>:\nThey already posted it. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nWell they can *fucking unpost it*! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWho gives a shit! They're gonna kill that poor woman, man! What am I gonna tell Lebowski? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nC'mon Dude, eventually she'll get sick of her little game and, you know, wander on back. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000114\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Donny<\/span><\/a>:\nHow come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nI'm shomer shabbos. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000114\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Donny<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat's that? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah, and in the meantime, what do I tell Lebowski? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nSaturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit *don't fucking roll*! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000114\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Donny<\/span><\/a>:\nSheesh. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nShomer shabbos! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWalter, how am I going to... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nShomer fucking shabbos. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nOh fuck it. I'm out of here. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nCome on, Dude... <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">rolls his eyes at Donny<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nFucking BABY... <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Donny nods<\/span>]\n<\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001262\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jackie Treehorn<\/span><\/a>:\nInteractive erotic software. The wave of the future, Dude. One hundred percent electronic! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah well, I still jerk off manually. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nNobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I'm the Dude, man. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0671032\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Blond Treehorn Thug<\/span><\/a>:\nYour name's Lebowski, Lebowski. Your wife is Bunny. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nMy... my wi-, my wife, Bunny? Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I'm fucking married? The toilet seat's up, man! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nI dropped off the money exactly as per... look, man, I've got certain information, all right? Certain things have come to light. And, you know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, you know, running around, uh, uh, blaming me, you know, given the nature of all this new shit, you know, I-I-I-I... this could be a-a-a-a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean, it's not just, it might not be just such a simple... uh, you know? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0399663\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Big Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat in God's holy name are you blathering about? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nI'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New shit has come to light! And shit... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nYou want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah, but Walter... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nHell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs... <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">the Dude, Walter, and Donny walk out of the bowling alley, to find the three Nihilists waiting in front of the Dude's car, which has been torched<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, they finally did it. They killed my fucking car. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001780\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Nihilist<\/span><\/a>:\nVe vant ze money, Lebowski. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0281359\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Nihilist #2<\/span><\/a>:\nJa, uzzervize ve kill ze girl. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0901024\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Nihilist #3<\/span><\/a>:\nJa, it seems you have forgotten our little deal, Lebowski. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nYou don't HAVE the fucking girl, dipshits! We know you never did! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">the Nihilists, stunned, confer amongst themselves in German<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000114\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Donny<\/span><\/a>:\nAre these the Nazis, Walter? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nNo, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001780\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Nihilist<\/span><\/a>:\nVe don't care. Ve still vant ze money, Lebowski, or ve fuck you ups. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nFuck you. Fuck the three of you. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nHey, cool it Walter. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nNo, without a hostage, there is no ransom. That's what ransom is. Those are the fucking rules. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0281359\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Nihilist #2<\/span><\/a>:\nHis girlfriend gave up her toe! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0901024\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Nihilist #3<\/span><\/a>:\nShe though we'd be getting million dollars! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0281359\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Nihilist #2<\/span><\/a>:\nIss not fair! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nFair! WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE! WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nHey, cool it Walter. Look, pal, there never was any money. The big Lebowski gave me an empty briefcase, so take it up with him, man! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nAnd, I would like my undies back. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Stunned, the Germans confer amongst themselves again<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000114\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Donny<\/span><\/a>:\nAre they gonna hurt us, Walter? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nNo, Donny. These men are cowards. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001780\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Nihilist<\/span><\/a>:\nOkay. So we take ze money you haf on you, und ve calls it eefen. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nFuck you! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nJust take it easy man. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nI'm perfectly calm Dude. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">shouting<\/span>]\nYeah, waving the fucking gun around? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nCalmer than you are. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWill you just take it easy? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nCalmer than you are. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nLady, I got buddies who died face down in the muck so that you and I could enjoy this family restaurant! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nThis is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous. And, uh, a lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat's in the fuckin' carrier? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nHuh? Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nYou brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nMan, if my fuckin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go fuck herself. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nAlso, let's not forget - let's *not* forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat are you, a fucking park ranger now? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nNo, I'm... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWho gives a shit about the fucking marmot! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000194\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Maude Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nDoes the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nUh, is that what this is a picture of? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000194\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Maude Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nIn a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nOh yeah? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000194\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Maude Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nYes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nJohnson? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001806\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jesus Quintana<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nJesus, man, could you change the channel? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0456627\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Cab Driver<\/span><\/a>:\nFuck you man. If you don't like my fuckin' music get your own fuckin' cab! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nI had a rough... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0456627\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Cab Driver<\/span><\/a>:\nI pull over and kick your ass out! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nCome on, man. I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nOVER THE LINE! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0319541\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Smokey<\/span><\/a>:\nHuh? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nI'm sorry, Smokey. You were over the line, that's a foul. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0319541\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Smokey<\/span><\/a>:\nBullshit. Mark it 8, Dude. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nUh, excuse me. Mark it zero. Next frame. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0319541\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Smokey<\/span><\/a>:\nBullshit, Walter. Mark it 8, Dude. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nSmokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nLook, just stay away from my fucking lady friend. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0689237\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Da Fino<\/span><\/a>:\nHey, I'm not messing with your special lady. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nShe's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nYou thought that Bunny had been kidnapped and you were fuckin' glad, man. You could use it as an excuse to make some money disappear. All you needed was a sap to pin it on! You'd just met me! You human... paraquat! You figured 'Oh, here's a loser', you know? A deadbeat, someone the square community won't give a shit about. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0399663\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Big Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, aren't you? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, yeah! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0689237\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Da Fino, Private Snoop<\/span><\/a>:\nI'm a brother shamus! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nBrother Seamus? Like an Irish monk? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0689237\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Da Fino, Private Snoop<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat the fuck are you talking about? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nDonny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0399663\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Big Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat makes a man, Mr. Lebowski? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nDude. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0399663\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Big Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nHuh? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nUhh... I don't know sir. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0399663\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Big Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nIs it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn't that what makes a man? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nHmmm... Sure, that and a pair of testicles. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nWhen we make the handoff, I double back, grab one of 'em and beat it out of him! Huh? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nThat's a great plan, Walter. That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nIs this your homework, Larry? Is this your homework, Larry? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nLook, man... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nDude, please? Is this your homework, Larry? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nJust ask him about the car. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nIs this yours, Larry? Is this your homework, Larry? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nIs that your car out front? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nIs this your homework, Larry? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWe know it's his fucking homework! Where's the fucking money, you little brat? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nLook, Larry. Have you ever heard of Vietnam? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, for Christ's sake, Walter... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nYou're entering a world of pain, son. We know that this is your homework. We know that you stole a car. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nAnd the fucking money. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nAnd the fucking money. And, we know that this is your homework. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWe're going to cut your dick off, Larry. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nYou're killing your father, Larry! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0399663\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Big Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nI didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some chinaman took them from me in Korea. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000194\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Maude Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nDo you like sex, Mr. Lebowski? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\n'Scuse me? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000194\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Maude Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nSex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nI was talking about my rug. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000194\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Maude Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nYou're not interested in sex? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nYou mean coitus? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nThese are, uh... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brandt<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, those are Mr Lebowski's children, so to speak. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nDifferent mothers, huh? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brandt<\/span><\/a>:\nNo. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nRacially he's pretty cool? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brandt<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">laughs<\/span>]\nThey're not literally his children. They're the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers - inner city children of promise but without the necessary means for a - necessary means for a higher education. So Mr Lebowski is committed to sending all of them to college. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWho the fuck are the Knutsens? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">on the phone<\/span>]\nOf course the car made it home, you're calling me at home. No, Walter, it did NOT look like Larry was about to crack! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000114\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Donny<\/span><\/a>:\nThey posted the next round for the tournament. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nDonny, shut the f- when do we play? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nI hate the fuckin' Eagles man. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nLook at our current situation with that camel fucker over in Iraq. Pacifism is not something to hide behind. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005346\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bunny Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nBlow on them. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nYou want me to blow on your toes? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005346\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bunny Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nI can't blow that far. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">looks at man lazing in the pool<\/span>]\nAre you sure he won't mind? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005346\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bunny Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nUli doesn't care about anything. He's a Nihilist. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nAh, that must be exhausting. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005346\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bunny Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nYou're not blowing... <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nYes, Walter, you're right. There is an unspoken message here. It's \"FUCK YOU, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!\" Yeah, I'll be at practice. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nNow that is just ridiculous, Dude. Nobody is going to cut your dick off. Not if I have anything to say about it. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nThank you Walter, that makes me feel very secure, it makes me feel very warm inside. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">when making the payoff<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nDude. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001780\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Nihilist<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">on the phone<\/span>]\nWho is this? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nDude. The bag man, man. Where do you want us to go? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001780\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Nihilist<\/span><\/a>:\nUs? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">to Walter<\/span>]\nShit! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">to Nihilist<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nUh. Yeah, uh. Me and, uh, the driver. I'm not handling the money, driving the car and talking on the phone all at the same time. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001780\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Nihilist<\/span><\/a>:\nShut the fuck up. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nDude, are you fucking this up? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001780\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Nihilist<\/span><\/a>:\nWho the fuck is that? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nThat is the driver. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Nihilist hangs up<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nShit! Walter, you fuck... you fucked it up! You fucked it up! Her life was in our hands, man! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nNothing is fucked here, Dude. Come on, you're being very un-Dude. They'll call back. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nReally, Dude, you surprise me. They're not gonna kill shit, they're not gonna do shit. What can they do? They're a bunch of fuckin' amateurs, and meanwhile, look at the bottom line: Who's sittin' on a million fuckin' dollars? Am I wrong? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWalter? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nWho's got a fuckin' million fuckin' dollars sittin' in the trunk of our car? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nOur car, Walter? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nAnd whadda they got? My dirty undies... My fucking whites... <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">They walk out of the bowling alley and see the Dude's car gone. The portable phone starts ringing<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nSay, dude. Where is your car? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000114\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Donny<\/span><\/a>:\nWho's got your undies, Walter? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nWhere's your car, dude? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nYou don't know, Walter? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">clears throat<\/span>]\nIt was parked in a handicapped zone, perhaps they towed it. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nYou fucking know its been stolen. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, certainly that's a possibility, Dude. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nOh fuck it. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">the Dude starts walking away<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000114\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Donny<\/span><\/a>:\nWhere you going, Dude? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nI'm going home, Donny. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000114\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Donny<\/span><\/a>:\nPhone's ringin', dude. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nThank you, Donny. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">at the funeral parlor<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nGOD DAMN IT! Look, just because we're bereaved, that doesn't make us saps! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nH-hey, this is a private residence, man! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0671032\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Blond Treehorn Thug<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">holding a bowling ball<\/span>]\nWhat the fuck is this? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nObviously, you're not a golfer. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000194\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Maude Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nIt's a male myth about feminists that we hate sex. It can be a natural, zesty enterprise. But unfortunately there are some people - it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women - who engage in it compulsively and without joy. Yes, Mr. Lebowski, these unfortunate souls cannot love in the true sense of the word. Our mutual acquaintance Bunny is one of these. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nListen, Maude, I'm sorry if your stepmother is a nympho, but I don't see what it has to do with - do you have any Kahl\u00faa? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nFuckin' Quintana... that creep can roll, man. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah, but he's a pervert, Dude. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nNo, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nOh! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nWhen he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000114\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Donny<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat's a... pederast, Walter? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nShut the fuck up, Donny. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001780\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Nihilist<\/span><\/a>:\nWe believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nExcuse me? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001780\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Nihilist<\/span><\/a>:\nI said <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">shouting<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001780\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Nihilist<\/span><\/a>:\nI zaid VE CUT OFF YA JOHNSON! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0281359\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Nihilist #2<\/span><\/a>:\nJust think about that, Lebowski. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001780\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Nihilist<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah, your wiggly penis, Lebowski. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0901024\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Nihilist #3<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah and maybe we stomp on it and squoosh it, Lebowski. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nMr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0751762\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Malibu Police Chief<\/span><\/a>:\nMr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Lebowski. Now we got a nice, quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, Lebowski. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">after a pause<\/span>]\nI'm sorry, I wasn't listening. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nAh, fuck it. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0399663\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Big Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nFuck it! Yes! That's your answer. That's your answer for everything! Tattoo it on your forehead! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0399663\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Big Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nYour revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski? <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">the Dude walks out and shuts the door<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0399663\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Big Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nThe bums will always lose! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brandt<\/span><\/a>:\nHow was your meeting, Mr. Lebowski? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nOkay. The old man told me to take any rug in the house. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">the Nihilists invade the Dude's bathroom accompanied by a trained ferret<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nHey, nice marmot! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nLook, nothing is fucked, here, man. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0399663\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Big Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nNothing is fucked? <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">shouting<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0399663\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Big Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nThe god damn plane has crashed into the mountain! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brandt<\/span><\/a>:\nYou never went to college... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, no I did, but I spent most of my time occupying various administration buildings... smoking a lot of thai stick... breaking into the ROTC... and bowling. To tell you the truth Brandt, I don't remember most of it. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWould you come off it Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat the fuck are you talking about Dude? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nYou're fucking Polish-Catholic! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia, Dude. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nAnd you know this! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\n...And five fucking years ago you were divorced man! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nWhen you get a divorce you get a new license? You turn in your library card? You *stop* being Jewish? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000114\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Donny<\/span><\/a>:\nPhone's ringing, Dude. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nThank you, Donny. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nThose rich fucks! This whole fucking thing... I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nI don't see any connection to Vietnam, Walter. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, there isn't a literal connection, Dude. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWalter, face it, there isn't any connection. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nLife does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000114\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Donny<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat's wrong with Walter, Dude? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nI could be just sitting at home with pee stains on my rug. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nNothing is fucked here Dude. Nothing is fucked. They're a bunch of fucking amateurs! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWalter, would you just shut the fuck... don't say a peep while I'm doing business here, man! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nOkay Dude. Have it your way. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">the Dude answers the phone<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nBut they're amateurs. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nYou're being very undude. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nThe man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000114\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Donny<\/span><\/a>:\nWho's in pajamas Walter? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nShut the fuck up, Donny. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWhere's the fucking money Lebowski? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nAnd, you know, he's got emotional problems, man. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nYou mean... beyond pacifism? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nMind if I do a J? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nYour wheel! At fifteen m-p-h I roll out! I double back, grab one of 'em and beat it out of him! The uzi! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nUzi? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nYou didn't think I was rolling out of here naked! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nI mean we totally fucked it up man, we fucked up this payoff, we got the kidnappers all mad at us, and Lebowski, ya know, he yelled at me a lot but he didn't do anything, huh? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, sometimes, it's a cathartic... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nNo, I'm saying, if he knows I'm a fuck-up, why does he leave me in charge of getting his wife back? Because he doesn't fucking want her back! He no longer digs her, it's all a show! Ok, so then why doesn't he give a shit about his million bucks? I mean, he knows we never handed off the briefcase, but he never asked for it back. The million bucks was never in the briefcase! The asshole was hoping that they would kill her! You threw out a ringer for a ringer! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWho the fuck are you, man? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000667\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Knox Harrington<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">giggles<\/span>]\nOh, just a friend of Maudie's. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah, a friend with a cleft asshole? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nAt least I'm housebroken. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, fuck me, man! That kid already spent all the money, man! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nNew 'Vette? Hardly, Dude. I'd say he's still got about $960 - $970,000 left, depending on the options. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nThat's not her toe, Dude. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nThen whose toe is it, Walter? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nHow the fuck should I know? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000385\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Stranger<\/span><\/a>:\nI like your style, Dude. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, I dig your style too, man. Got the whole cowboy thing goin'. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000385\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Stranger<\/span><\/a>:\nThankee. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0399663\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Big Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nI will not abide another toe. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nWhereas what we have here? A bunch of fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse in a Soviet tank. This is not a worthy adversary. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nAlso, my rug was stolen. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0166061\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Younger Cop<\/span><\/a>:\nThe rug was in the car? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nNo. It was here. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0166061\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Younger Cop<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">eager<\/span>]\nOh, separate incidents. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000194\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Maude Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">on answering machine<\/span>]\nJeffrey, this is Maude Lebowski. I need to see you. I'm the one who took your rug. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0166061\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Younger Cop<\/span><\/a>:\nWell. I guess we can close the file on that one. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0410101\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tony the Chauffeur<\/span><\/a>:\nSo he says \"My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates, my daughter's married to a jadrool loser bastard, and I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. But you know me. I can't complain.\" <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nAhh fuckin'-A, man. I got a rash, man. Fuckin'-A. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nFucking Germans. Nothing changes. Fucking Nazis. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000114\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Donny<\/span><\/a>:\nThey were Nazis, Dude? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, come on Donny, they were threatening castration! Are we gonna split hairs here? Am I wrong? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nDid you ever hear of \"The Seattle Seven\"? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000194\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Maude Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nMmm. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nThat was me... and six other guys. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">after reporting the stolen car<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nDo you find them much, these, stolen cars? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0166061\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Younger Cop<\/span><\/a>:\nSometimes. Wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck though. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0304579\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Older Cop<\/span><\/a>:\nOr the Creedence. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nMy only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nEtz chaim he dude, as the ex used to say. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat the fuck is that supposed to mean? What the fuck are we gonna tell Lebowski? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nHuh? <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">blows out a cloud of smoke<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, him! Er... <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">mutters incoherently<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat exactly is the problem? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, the problem is... W-what do you mean \"what's the\"... umph... Th-there was no... We d- we didn't eh... uhumph... They're gonna kill that poor woman! Man! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat the fuck are you talking about? That poor woman... that poor SLUT kidnapped herself. Come on dude, you said so yourself. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nMan...! I said I THOUGHT she kidnapped herself... YOU'RE the one who's so fucking certain! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nThat's right dude. One hundred percent certain. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0689237\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Da Fino<\/span><\/a>:\nLet me tell ya something - I dig your work. Playing one side against the other, in bed with everybody - just fabulous stuff. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0399663\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Big Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nI just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000667\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Knox Harrington<\/span><\/a>:\nSo you're Lebowski. Maudie's told me all about you. She'll be back in a moment, sit down. Would you like a drink? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">as he sits down<\/span>]\nUh, yeah. White Russian? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000667\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Knox Harrington<\/span><\/a>:\nThe bar's over there. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nHey, no, come on, Walter. We're ending this thing cheap, man. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nNo, what's mine is mine. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001780\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Nihilist<\/span><\/a>:\nNo funny shtuff. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nAlright, alright, I've got four dollars, almost five... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000114\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Donny<\/span><\/a>:\nHey, I got eighteen dollars. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat's mine is mine. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001780\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Nihilist<\/span><\/a>:\nWe fuck you ups, man. We takes the money. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nCome and get it. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nCall the medics, Dude. I'd go myself but I'm pumping blood. Might pass out. Rest easy, good buddy, you're doing fine. We got help choppering in. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">after biting the German's ear off<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nAnti-semite! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brandt<\/span><\/a>:\nHer life is in your hands. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nMan, don't say that, man. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brandt<\/span><\/a>:\nMr. Lebowski asked me to repeat that: her life is in your hands. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, shit, man. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brandt<\/span><\/a>:\nHer life is in your hands, Dude. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nThe little prick is stonewalling me. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0399663\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Big Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nSo she's back. No thanks to you. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWhere's the fucking money, Lebowski? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nA million bucks from fucking needy Little Urban Achievers! You are scum, man! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0399663\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Big Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nWho the hell is he? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nWho am I? Who am I? I'm the guy who's gonna kick your phony goldbricking ass, that's who I am! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nMan, we know the briefcase was fucking empty. We know you kept the million bucks for yourself. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0399663\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Big Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nYou have your story, I have mine. I say that I entrusted the money to you and you stole it. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nAs if we would ever dream of taking your bullshit money! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nYou thought that Bunny had been kidnapped and you were fucking glad, man. You could use it as an excuse to make some money disappear. All you needed was a sap to pin it on. You'd just met me, you... you human paraquat! You thought, oh, here's a loser, you know, a deadbeat, someone the square community won't give a shit about... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0399663\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Big Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nWell? Aren't you? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">beat<\/span>]\nWell, yeah, but... <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0600657\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Woo, Treehorn Thug<\/span><\/a>:\nEver thus to deadbeats, Lebowski. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">urinates on The Dude's rug<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, man, don't do that. Not on the rug, man. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0600657\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Woo, Treehorn Thug<\/span><\/a>:\nYou see what happens? You see what happens, Lebowski? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nHe's fragile! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, I did not know that. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">asked to be quiet at the coffee house<\/span>]\nExcuse me, dear? The Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nThis isn't a First Amendment issue, man. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nI'm more Jewish than Tevye! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nNow so far, we have what appears to me to be a series of victimless crimes. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat about the toe? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nForget about the fucking toe! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0255585\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Coffee Shop Waitress<\/span><\/a>:\nExcuse me, sir. Could you please keep your voices down? This is a family restaurant. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nOh please, dear? For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0399663\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Big Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nDid I urinate on your rug? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nYou mean, did you personally come and pee on my rug? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0399663\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Big Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nDo you speak English sir? Parla usted Inglese? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0399663\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Big Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nThey did not receive the money, you nitwit! They did not receive the money! Her life was in your hands! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brandt<\/span><\/a>:\nThis is our concern, Dude. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nFucking dipshit with a nine toed woman. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nYou have got to buck up, man. You cannot drag this negative energy in to the tournament! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nFuck the tournament... Fuck YOU, Walter! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">pause<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nFuck the tournament? All right, I can see you don't want to be cheered up here, Dude. Come on Donny, let's go get us a lane. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nThat's right, Dude, they peed on your fucking rug. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nThis is the fuckin' guy! I can find this fuckin' Lebowski guy! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000114\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Donny<\/span><\/a>:\nHis name's Lebowski? That's your name, Dude! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nI'm sorry your stepmother is a nympho. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001262\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jackie Treehorn<\/span><\/a>:\nPeople forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nOn you maybe. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">after the chief of police throws a coffee mug at his head<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nOw! Fucking fascist! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001262\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jackie Treehorn<\/span><\/a>:\nRefill? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nDoes the Pope shit in the woods? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">repeated line<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nAm I wrong? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">repeated line<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nThey're gonna kill that poor woman. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000194\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Maude Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nJeffrey. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\n...Maude? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000194\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Maude Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nLove me. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nThat's my robe. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Five minutes after pulling a gun on Smokey<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nIt's all water under the bridge. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">Punching a nihilist<\/span>]\nAnti-semite! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nI was one of the original authors of the Port Huron Declaration. Not the compromised second draft... <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000194\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Maude Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nThe story is ludicrous. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brandt<\/span><\/a>:\nMr. Lebowski is prepared to make a generous offer to you to act as courier, once we get instructions for the money. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWhy me, man? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brandt<\/span><\/a>:\nHe believes the culprits might be the very people who, uh, soiled your rug, and you are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nHe thinks the carpet pissers did this? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brandt<\/span><\/a>:\nWell Dude, we just don't know. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nI told that Kraut a fuckin' thousand times, I don't roll on shabbos! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">after recovering his car from the Auto circus<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, Jesus, what's that smell, man? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0327059\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Auto Circus Cop<\/span><\/a>:\nYes, probably a vagrant slept in the car. Or maybe just used it as a toilet and moved on. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">being shown a picture Bunny's old farm home<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nOh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000194\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Maude Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nMy father's weakness is vanity, hence the slut. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brandt<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">the Dude is leaving after his first meeting with Lebowski<\/span>]\nWell, enjoy. And perhaps we'll see you again some time, Dude. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah, sure, if I'm... in the neighborhood and I, uh... gotta use the john. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">looking at his hero writer Digby Sellers in an iron lung<\/span>]\nDoes he still write? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0530151\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Pilar, Sellers' Housekeeper<\/span><\/a>:\nOh no no, he has health problems. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nUh, and then, uh, the music business, briefly. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000194\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Maude Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nOh? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah. Roadie for Metallica <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000194\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Maude Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nOh. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nSpeed of Sound Tour <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000194\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Maude Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nMm-hmm. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nBunch of assholes. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000194\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Maude Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nMy father and I don't get along, he doesn't approve of my lifestyle and, needless to say, I don't approve of his. Still, I hardly wish to make my father's embezzlement a police matter, so I'm proposing that you try to recover the money from the people you delivered it to. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, I could do that... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000194\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Maude Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nIf you successfully do so, I will compensate you to the tune of 10 percent of the recovered sum. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">stunned<\/span>]\nA hundred... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000194\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Maude Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nThousand, yes bones or clams or whatever you call them. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">singing while semi-conscious in the back of a police car<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nHe was innocent, not a charge was true, and they say he ran away... Branded! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWho the fuck is Arthur Digby Sellers? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brandt<\/span><\/a>:\nWho is this gentleman, Dude? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nWho am I? I'm a fucking Veteran, that's who I am! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nIf you will it, it is no dream. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah, the beauty of this is its simplicity. If it gets complex, everything can go wrong. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000385\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Stranger<\/span><\/a>:\nHow have things been going? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, you know, strikes and gutters, ups and downs. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nThe Dude abides. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nBy the way, do you think that you could give me that $20,000 in cash? My concern is, and I have to, uh, check with my accountant, that this might bump me into a higher, uh, tax... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0399663\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Big Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nBrandt, give him the envelope. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, you've already got the check made out, that's great. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nYour money is being held by a kid named Larry Sellers. Real fucking brat, but I'm sure your goons can get it off him. I mean, he's fifteen. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">pause<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nFlunking social studies. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<span class=\"character\">Singer<\/span>:\nI just dropped in to see what condition my Condition was in. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0901024\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Nihilist #3<\/span><\/a>:\nI fuck you in the ass, I fuck you in the ass, I fuck you, I fuck you, I fuck you, I fuck... <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0751762\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Malibu Police Chief<\/span><\/a>:\nStay out of Malibu, Lebowski! Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat! Keep your ugly fuckin' goldbrickin' ass out of my beach community. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000114\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Donny<\/span><\/a>:\nI'm throwing rocks tonight. Mark it, Dude. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Throwing the Big Lebowski out of his wheelchair<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nAchtung baby! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000385\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Stranger<\/span><\/a>:\nIt was a pretty good story. Don't you think? It made me laugh to beat the band. Parts, anyway. I didn't like seein' Donny go. But, then I happen to know that there's a little Lebowski on the way. I guess that's the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin' itself down through the generations. Westward the wagons, across the sands of time until we - ah, look at me. I'm ramblin' again. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000385\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Stranger<\/span><\/a>:\nDarkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000194\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Maude Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nUli Kunkol? Her co-star in the beaver picture? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nBeaver? Uhhhh, you mean vagina...? I mean, you know the guy? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000194\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Maude Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, I might have introduced them for all I know. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">looks at Knox<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000194\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Maude Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nYou remember Uli? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000667\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Knox Harrington<\/span><\/a>:\nMmmmm. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0399663\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Big Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nStart talking and talk fast you lousy bum. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brandt<\/span><\/a>:\nWe've been frantically trying to reach you, Dude. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0399663\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Big Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nWhere is my goddamn money you bum? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nI only said I THOUGHT she kidnapped herself. You're the one who's so fucking certain! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nThat's right, Dude. 100% certain. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0689237\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Da Fino<\/span><\/a>:\nWell maybe you and me could pool our resources, you know, trade information? Professional courtesy? Compeers, you know? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah, yeah, I get it, fuck off Da Fino. And stay away from my special - from my fucking lady friend, man! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000194\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Maude Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nNow, what happened to your face? Did Jackie Treehorn do that as well? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nAh, no that was the chief of police of Malibu. A real reactionary. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">the Dude has been drugged and is semi-conscious<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nSo if you could just write me my check for ten percent of a half a million... five grand... I'll go out and mingle. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nYou know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nThen you know he's got emotional problems, man. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nYou mean... beyond pacifism? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">last lines<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000385\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Stranger<\/span><\/a>:\nSay, friend - you got any more of that good sarsaparilla? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0327059\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Auto Circus Cop<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">the Dude asks the Auto Circus Cop if there are any leads on who stole his beater car<\/span>]\nLeads, yeah, sure. I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab, they've got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">laughs<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0327059\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Auto Circus Cop<\/span><\/a>:\nLeads! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">laughs as he walks away<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0327059\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Auto Circus Cop<\/span><\/a>:\nLeads... <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0399663\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Big Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nAre you surprised at my tears, sir? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">Smoking a joint<\/span>]\nDude, fuckin' A! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0399663\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Big Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nStrong men also cry... strong men also cry. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat do you do? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000667\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Knox Harrington<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, nothin' much. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">giggles<\/span>]\n<\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nFifteen, Dude. This is it. Let's take that hill! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">author Arthur Sellars is lying quietly in his iron lung<\/span>]\nAnd a good day to you, sir! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nAs if we would DREAM of taking your money! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nThis is a very complicated case, Maude. A lot of ins, a lot of outs. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict drug regimen to keep my mind limber. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nOh no, really, it's, ahh, not even... not even bruised anymore. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001780\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Nihilist<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">Ordering at Stacks: House of Pancakes<\/span>]\nZe lingonberry pancake. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0901024\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Nihilist #3<\/span><\/a>:\nAufwachen, Arschloch! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0281359\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Nihilist #2<\/span><\/a>:\nLingonberry pancake. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0901024\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Nihilist #3<\/span><\/a>:\nZe Pigs in Blanket. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005181\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Nihilist Woman, Franz's Girlfriend<\/span><\/a>:\nF\u00fcr mich auch Hellbierpfannkuchen - Hellbierpfannkuchen. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001780\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Nihilist<\/span><\/a>:\nShe has lingonberry pancakes. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0445316\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Francis Donnelly, Funeral Director<\/span><\/a>:\nThis is a mortuary. Not a rental house. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat the fuck are you talking about? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<span class=\"character\">Private Investigator<\/span>:\nIt's a photo of the Family Farm, it's supposed to make her homesick. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">smoking a joint<\/span>]\nFar out, man. Far fucking out! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">TV Version<\/span>]\nDo you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nHe just wanted the car. All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back. That really tied the room together. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">On the phone<\/span>]\nI'm not even supposed to pick up the phone unless its an emergency. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nThis is a fuckin' emergency! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000422\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walter Sobchak<\/span><\/a>:\nI understand. That's why I picked up the phone. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000313\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Dude<\/span><\/a>:\nWalter, you fuck! We gotta go to Pasadena, man! Come pick me up or I'm off the fuckin' bowling team! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000385\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">The Stranger<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">Last line<\/span>]\nSay, friend, you got any more of that good Sarsaparilla? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brandt<\/span><\/a>:\nWe've had some terrible news. Mr. Lebowski is in seclusion in the West Wing. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000194\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Maude Lebowski<\/span><\/a>:\nLet me tell you something. 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