{"id":1424,"date":"2021-05-27T12:35:39","date_gmt":"2021-05-27T20:35:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/3guysandaflick.com\/?p=1424"},"modified":"2022-05-24T11:45:13","modified_gmt":"2022-05-24T19:45:13","slug":"podcast-18-tommy-boy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/3guysandaflick.com\/index.php\/2021\/05\/27\/podcast-18-tommy-boy\/","title":{"rendered":"Podcast 10: Tommy Boy"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"1424\" class=\"elementor elementor-1424\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-d4743c0 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"d4743c0\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_glider_is_slider&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-1c5810c\" data-id=\"1c5810c\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_column_hoveranimator&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_column_has_pseudo&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5884dd2 ob-harakiri-inherit ob-has-background-overlay elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"5884dd2\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_use_harakiri&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_harakiri_writing_mode&quot;:&quot;inherit&quot;,&quot;_ob_harakiri_text_clip&quot;:&quot;none&quot;,&quot;_ob_widget_stalker_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_poopart_use&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_shadough_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_allow_hoveranimator&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h4 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Recorded on 4\/29\/2021<\/h4>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-307af5f ob-harakiri-inherit ob-has-background-overlay elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"307af5f\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_use_harakiri&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_harakiri_writing_mode&quot;:&quot;inherit&quot;,&quot;_ob_postman_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_widget_stalker_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_poopart_use&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_shadough_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_allow_hoveranimator&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h4>In this episode we review <strong>Tommy Boy<\/strong> (1995) starring Chris Farley and David Spade. WARNING: There will be SPOILERS.<\/h4>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5c7bd2e ob-harakiri-inherit ob-has-background-overlay elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"5c7bd2e\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_use_harakiri&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_harakiri_writing_mode&quot;:&quot;inherit&quot;,&quot;_ob_harakiri_text_clip&quot;:&quot;none&quot;,&quot;_ob_widget_stalker_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_poopart_use&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_shadough_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_allow_hoveranimator&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">The 3 Guys Podcast<\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-4310365 ob-has-background-overlay elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"4310365\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_widget_stalker_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_poopart_use&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_shadough_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_allow_hoveranimator&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<iframe title=\"Episode 18: Tommy Boy\" allowtransparency=\"true\" height=\"150\" width=\"100%\" style=\"border: none; min-width: min(100%, 430px);\" scrolling=\"no\" data-name=\"pb-iframe-player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.podbean.com\/player-v2\/?i=ts6wy-104b387-pb&from=pb6admin&download=1&share=1&download=1&rtl=0&fonts=Arial&skin=10&btn-skin=2\"><\/iframe>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-2c6af7f ob-harakiri-inherit ob-has-background-overlay elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"2c6af7f\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_use_harakiri&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_harakiri_writing_mode&quot;:&quot;inherit&quot;,&quot;_ob_harakiri_text_clip&quot;:&quot;none&quot;,&quot;_ob_widget_stalker_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_poopart_use&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_shadough_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_allow_hoveranimator&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Notes From The Show<\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c8dc6da ob-harakiri-inherit ob-has-background-overlay elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"c8dc6da\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_use_harakiri&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_harakiri_writing_mode&quot;:&quot;inherit&quot;,&quot;_ob_harakiri_text_clip&quot;:&quot;none&quot;,&quot;_ob_widget_stalker_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_poopart_use&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_shadough_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_allow_hoveranimator&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">The 3 Guys Rating<\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1b9bfb2 elementor--star-style-star_fontawesome ob-has-background-overlay elementor-widget elementor-widget-star-rating\" data-id=\"1b9bfb2\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_widget_stalker_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_poopart_use&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_shadough_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_allow_hoveranimator&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\" data-widget_type=\"star-rating.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-star-rating__wrapper\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-star-rating\" itemtype=\"http:\/\/schema.org\/Rating\" itemscope=\"\" itemprop=\"reviewRating\">\n\t\t\t\t<i class=\"elementor-star-full\" aria-hidden=\"true\">&#xE934;<\/i><i class=\"elementor-star-full\" aria-hidden=\"true\">&#xE934;<\/i><i class=\"elementor-star-8\" aria-hidden=\"true\">&#xE934;<\/i><i class=\"elementor-star-empty\" aria-hidden=\"true\">&#xE934;<\/i><i class=\"elementor-star-empty\" aria-hidden=\"true\">&#xE934;<\/i>\t\t\t\t<span itemprop=\"ratingValue\" class=\"elementor-screen-only\">Rated 2.8 out of 5<\/span>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-779e694 ob-harakiri-inherit ob-has-background-overlay elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"779e694\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_use_harakiri&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_harakiri_writing_mode&quot;:&quot;inherit&quot;,&quot;_ob_harakiri_text_clip&quot;:&quot;none&quot;,&quot;_ob_widget_stalker_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_poopart_use&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_shadough_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_allow_hoveranimator&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">About The Movie From IMDB<\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-b5fac7b ob-has-background-overlay elementor-widget elementor-widget-shortcode\" data-id=\"b5fac7b\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_widget_stalker_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_poopart_use&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_shadough_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_allow_hoveranimator&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\" data-widget_type=\"shortcode.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-shortcode\"><div class=\"imdb_container\">\r\n    <div class=\"imdb_default_title\" style=\"max-width: 670px; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\">\r\n        <div class=\"title\">\r\n            <span class=\"left\"><a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0114694\/\" target=\"_blank\">Tommy Boy<\/a><\/small>\r\n                <small id=\"genres\"><\/small>\r\n            <\/span>\r\n            <span class=\"right\">\r\n            \r\n            <\/span>\r\n            <div class=\"spacer\" style=\"clear: both;\"><\/div>\r\n        <\/div>\r\n        <div class=\"middle\">\r\n            <div class=\"poster\">\r\n                <a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0114694\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3guysandaflick.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/shortcode-imdb\/includes\/assets\/noposter.png?w=1200&#038;ssl=1\"\/><\/a>\r\n\r\n            <\/div>\r\n            \r\n            <div class=\"content\">\r\n                <b>Summary:<\/b> \r\n\r\n            <\/div>\r\n            <div class=\"spacer\" style=\"clear: both;\"><\/div>\r\n        <\/div>\r\n        <div class=\"spacer\" style=\"clear: both;\"><\/div>\r\n        \r\n        <div class=\"imdb-footer\"><span class=\"imdb_copyright\">Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #f5c518 !important;\">imdb.com<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n    <\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-fa7a0fb ob-harakiri-inherit ob-has-background-overlay elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"fa7a0fb\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_use_harakiri&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_harakiri_writing_mode&quot;:&quot;inherit&quot;,&quot;_ob_harakiri_text_clip&quot;:&quot;none&quot;,&quot;_ob_widget_stalker_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_poopart_use&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_shadough_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_allow_hoveranimator&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Quotes From The Movie<\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-323adbe ob-has-background-overlay elementor-widget elementor-widget-shortcode\" data-id=\"323adbe\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_widget_stalker_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_poopart_use&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_shadough_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_allow_hoveranimator&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\" data-widget_type=\"shortcode.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-shortcode\"><div class=\"imdb_container\"><div style=\"all: unset\"><div class=\"imdb_transparent\">\r\n    <div class=\"imdb_left\">\r\n        <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0114694\" target=\"_blank\">\r\n            <div class=\"poster_parent\" style=\"\r\n                        background: url(https:\/\/3guysandaflick.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/shortcode-imdb\/includes\/assets\/star.png),\r\n                        url(https:\/\/3guysandaflick.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/shortcode-imdb\/includes\/assets\/noposter.png)no-repeat center center;\r\n                        background-size: cover; \r\n                        -webkit-background-size: cover;\r\n                        -moz-background-size: cover;\r\n                        -o-background-size: cover;\r\n                        background-size: cover;\">\r\n                <span id=\"imdb_rating\">?.?<\/span>\r\n            <\/div>\r\n        <\/a>\r\n    <\/div>\r\n    <div class=\"imdb_right\">\r\n        <span id=\"movie_title\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0114694\" target=\"_blank\">Tommy Boy<small><\/small><\/a><\/span>\r\n        <span id=\"genres\"><\/span>\r\n        <div class=\"imdb_general\"><\/div>\r\n        <span id=\"summary\"><b>Summary: <\/b><\/span>\r\n        <div class=\"imdb_general\"><\/div>\r\n        <div class=\"imdb-footer\"><span class=\"imdb_copyright\">Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\" target=\"_blank\">imdb.com<\/a><\/span><span style=\"display: none\">Disclaimer: This plugin has been coded to automatically quote data from imdb.com. Not available for any other purpose. All showing data have a link to imdb.com. The user is responsible for any other use or change codes.<\/span><\/div>\r\n    <\/div>\r\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><div class=\"wrap\"><h2>Quotes<\/h2><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">saying it correctly<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nI can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nBrothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nLet's think about this for a sec, Ted. Why would somebody put a guarantee on a box? Hmmm, very interesting. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0288929\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Ted Nelson, Customer<\/span><\/a>:\nGo on, I'm listening. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nHere's the way I see it, Ted. Guy puts a fancy guarantee on a box 'cause he wants you to feel all warm and toasty inside. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0288929\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Ted Nelson, Customer<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah, makes a man feel good. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\n'Course it does. Why shouldn't it? Ya figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter, am I right, Ted? <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">chuckles until he sees that Ted is not laughing<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0288929\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Ted Nelson, Customer<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">impatiently<\/span>]\nWhat's your point? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nThe point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? \"Building model airplanes\" says the little fairy; well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser, and your daughter's knocked up. I seen it a hundred times. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0288929\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Ted Nelson, Customer<\/span><\/a>:\nBut why do they put a guarantee on the box? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nBecause they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0288929\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Ted Nelson, Customer<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">pause<\/span>]\nOkay, I'll buy from you. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, that's... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>,\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\n...What? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nUh, what my associate is trying say is... Our new brake pads are really cool. You're not even gonna believe it. Like, let's say you're driving along the road with your family. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Picks up model car<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nYou're drivin' along, la-de-da, woo. All of a sudden there's a truck tire in the middle of the road. And you hit the brakes. EEEEEEEEE! Whoa, that was close. Ha-ha. Now let's see what happens when you're driving with the \"other guy's\" brake pads. You're drivin' along, you're drivin' along, the kids start shouting from the back seat, \"I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!\" \"Not now, damn it!\" Truck tire. EEEEEEEE! I CAN'T STOP! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Slams model car into lighter<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nThere's a cliff! AAAAAHH! And your family's screaming, <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">sets car on fire<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\n\"Oh my God, we're burning alive!\" \"No! I can't feel my legs!\" Here comes the meat wagon. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Imitates siren<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nAnd the medic gets out and says, \"Oh my God\". New guy's around the corner puking his guts out. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Imitates retching<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nAll because you want to save a couple extra pennies. And to me, it doesn't... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0833373\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Executive with Toy Cars<\/span><\/a>:\nGet out. Now! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">Richard tries blowing out flaming car<\/span>]\nDo you validate? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0833373\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Executive with Toy Cars<\/span><\/a>:\nNo! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nDid you hear I finally graduated? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah, and just a shade under a decade too. All right. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nYou know a lot of people go to college for seven years. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nI know, they're called doctors. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000689\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Michelle<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">to the boys, finally fed up with them mocking her and Tommy<\/span>]\nListen up, you little spazoids. I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. I swear to everything holy that your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">This does the trick, and the boys finally leave Tommy and Michelle alone<\/span>]\n<\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nDoes this suit make me look fat? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nNo, your face does. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nLook Mommy, the Rhino's getting too close to the car. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nHim too afraid to get out, him just a little guy. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nAll right, that's it, fat boy, I'm gonna wail on you. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nHey, boys and girls, it's Papa Smurf! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nYou don't want none of me; think it through. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nJust gimme your best shot. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Richard Punches him<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nThat was it? Come on you can do better than that, can't you Captain Limp Wrist? Try again! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Richard punches him again<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nHey everybody, is there a window open; I feel a draft! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Richard punches him twice<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nIf I wanted a kiss, I'd call your mother! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Richard hits him over the face with a 2\u00d74<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nThat was a good one. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">Richard looks up<\/span>]\nHey, Prehistoric Forest! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Richard knocks on the door impersonating the maid while Tommy tries to sleep<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nHousekeeping. You want mint for pillow? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nPlease go away let me sleep, *for the love of God.* <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nHousekeeping. You want me to jerk you off? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat kind of hotel is this? <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">opens door<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nWho the hell are... Oh, it's you. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nGood morning, sunshine. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nI l-left a message. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nA message? What number did you call? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nTwo, four, niner, five, six, seven... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nI can't hear you, you're trailing off and did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nNo, it was cordless. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nYou know what? Don't. Not here, not now. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Richard's car is destroyed by a deer<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nNo way that just happened. My car is completely destroyed. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nI swear I've seen a lot of stuff in my life, but that... was... *awesome*. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">bursts out laughing<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\n... but, sorry about your car, man. That... That sucks. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">last lines<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, that's gonna leave a mark! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">Tommy and Richard are sitting on a park bench after getting kicked out of Salinsky's headquarters<\/span>]\nI thought they were on my side. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nThey figured they had something to gain if the factory was being closed. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nBoy this is the worst. My so called family deserts me. Michelle's mad at me. I've lost the factory, the town's going under and I'm out of a job. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">the park bench collapses<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nCould've done without that. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nForget it, I quit, I can't do this anymore, man. My head's about to explode. My whole life sucks! I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know where I'm going. My dad just died, we just killed Bambi, I'm out here getting my ass kicked and every time I drive down the road I wanna jerk the wheel into a Goddamn bridge abutment! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nHey, what's your name? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0882968\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Helen<\/span><\/a>:\nHelen. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nThat's nice, you look like a Helen. Helen, we're both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let's say I go into a guy's office, let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited. I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Reaches down and picks up a dinner roll<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nNow the pet is my possible sale. Hello there pretty little pet, I love you. And then I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. Hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Pokes the roll playfully<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nYou're naughty! And then I take my naughty pet and I go... <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">makes ripping noises as he tears apart the roll<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">Wailing loudly, making the whole restaurant look<\/span>]\nUuuuuuh! I killed it! I killed my sale! And that's when I blow it. That's when people like us have gotta forge ahead, Helen. Am I right? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0882968\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Helen<\/span><\/a>:\nGod, you're sick. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nYou're right! You're not your dad! He could sell a ketchup Popsicle to a woman in white gloves! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nKetchup Popsicle? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah. I learned everything I know from him. I didn't have a real father, but you, he was your real dad and yo just took him for granted. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">mocking Tommy<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\n\"Hey I'm big Toms' son, I screw things up, but it's ok my dad will fix everything, so I'm allowed to be a MORON!\" <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">Trying to copy his father's quote<\/span>]\nHey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0068002\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Mr. Brady, Customer<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">confused<\/span>]\nWhat? I'm failing to make the connection here. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nNo, I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">embarrassed<\/span>]\nWow. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0498757\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Reservationist<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">Richard is trying to book an immediate flight to Chicago<\/span>]\nOh, I can reserve you a flight coming *back* from Chicago at 5:55. Does that help? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nHi, I'm Earth. Have we met? <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Reservationist looks confused<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0498757\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Reservationist<\/span><\/a>:\nI don't think so. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">Tommy comes back into the hotel room unexpectedly, catching Richard spying on a girl swimming topless in the pool with his pants unzipped. Richard immediately dives into bed<\/span>]\nRichard, what were you doing? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nUm, going over some documents. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, where are they? Geez, I don't see them! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nThey're... in my briefcase. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nHow can you be reading documents, when they're in your briefcase? Hmm... that's a mystery! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">Rolls over to go to sleep<\/span>]\nOk then, let's hit it. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nRichard! Were you watching, \"Spank-tra-vision?\" Maybe you were watching a movie with that funny comedian! Oh, whats his name? Buddy... Whackett? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nOk, let's get some shut-eye. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">Looks out the window<\/span>]\nSay! That's a pretty girl down there! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nGood for her. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nGee, I wonder if she goes out with one of the Yankees! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nCouldn't tell ya. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Later that night<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nBig day tomorrow. Hope we can keep this momentum goin'. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nYup. That'd be good. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nRichard... Who's you're favorite little rascal? Alfalfa? Or is it Spanky? <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Giggles<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nSinner. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Tommy carelessly set an open bag of M&amp;M's on the dashboard and they immediately pour into an open vent<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nOh that sounds good: melted chocolate inside the dash. That really ups the resale value. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nI think you'll be okay here, they have a thin candy shell. 'Surprised you didn't know that. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nI think your brain has a thick candy shell. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nYour... Your brain has the shell on it. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nAre you talking? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nShut up, Richard. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nOk, folks, the guy in front of you is Tommy, he's gonna be taking you through my little spiel here. Tommy is a Scorpio, he likes biking and he's never been laid. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nRichard? Is this your coat? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard<\/span><\/a>:\nDon't do it. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nFat guy in a little coat. Fat guy in a little coat. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard<\/span><\/a>:\nDon't <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">singing<\/span>]\nFat guy in a little coat. \/ Fat guy in a little coat. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard<\/span><\/a>:\nTake it off, Dickhead, I'm serious! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nRichard! What's happening? <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">coat rips<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nUh oh! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0276818\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Kid in Bank<\/span><\/a>:\nHey, Mom! It's the guy who robbed the bank. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nI didn't rob any bank. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0276818\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Kid in Bank<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, yeah, right. Like it was some other real fat guy with a tiny head. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nI got a tiny head? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0545093\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gas Station Employee<\/span><\/a>:\nI'm starting to picking up your sarcasm. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, I should hope so, because I'm laying it on pretty thick. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">after Tommy has rubbed air freshener on himself<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000101\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Ray Zalinsky<\/span><\/a>:\nWent a little heavy on the pine tree perfume there, kid? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nSir, it's an taxicab air freshener. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000101\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Ray Zalinsky<\/span><\/a>:\nGood, you've pinpointed it. Step two is washing it out. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000507\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Paul<\/span><\/a>:\nDid you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">laughs<\/span>]\nWhy? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nR.T., I think I figured out the problem. This order is going to Columbus. That's a one-day delivery, but you've got it marked down for two. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0242480\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">R.T., Shipping Foreman<\/span><\/a>:\nThat's because it's going to Columbus, Georgia. Not Columbus, Ohio. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">he shows Tommy the shipping address<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0242480\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">R.T., Shipping Foreman<\/span><\/a>:\nYou see these letters by the city? That's called a state. What else you got, Wonder Boy? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nUh... that's pretty much it for now. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0242480\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">R.T., Shipping Foreman<\/span><\/a>:\nHey, Tommy, maybe you should go back to college for another seven years and study a globe. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">Watching Tommy eat french fries and then squirting ketchup into his mouth<\/span>]\nUgh, I can actually hear you getting fatter. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">Tommy is stuck in the middle of a lake on a sailboat with no wind. Some kids are mocking him from the shore<\/span>]\nYou better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up, 'cause I'll come over there, and jam an oar up your ass. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000101\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Ray Zalinsky<\/span><\/a>:\nMarty, find out where the police are going to be taking him. Send over a bottle of bubbly with a bucket of ice and a card. Have it say, \"Tough break, get drunk on me. Use the bucket to ice down your marbles, Yours, Z.\" <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nOkay, and life preservers, these... we may need. Although what are the odds of us actually hitting a lake? My money says if anything, it's gonna be a mountain. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nIt's called reading! Top to bottom, left to right... a group of words together is called a sentence. Take Tylenol for any headaches... Midol for any cramps. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0564921\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Frank Rittenhauer<\/span><\/a>:\nIf this factory goes under, the whole town goes under. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0400647\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Boardroom Woman<\/span><\/a>:\nThat's when the whores come in. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000507\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Paul<\/span><\/a>:\nExcuse me, what was that? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0400647\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Boardroom Woman<\/span><\/a>:\nMen laying their trick-money down. Twenty dollars to pay the rent? Maybe not. Maybe instead I'll spend it on the whore. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nAnd... what about seat belts? To fasten, take the little end and stick it in the big end and... you know what? If you guys don't know how to use a seatbelt, just ring your call button and Tommy will come back there and hit you on the head with a tack hammer because you're a *retard*. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nAll right, now it's sale time, so remember, we don't take no...? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nNo shit from anyone. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nNo. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nUm, we don't take no prisoners. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nWe don't take no for answer. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nOh yeah... We don't take no for an answer! We don't take no for an answer... <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Tommy and Richard have just finished a presentation<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0919154\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">'No' Manager<\/span><\/a>:\nNo. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nOkey-dokey. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0237389\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">'No' Manager<\/span><\/a>:\nNo. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nGotcha. Thanks. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0237389\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">'No' Manager<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">shaking his head 'no'<\/span>]\nMmmm-mmmm. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nTerrific! Thanks for your time. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Richard and Tommy almost got in a car accident<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nHey... I was just thinking... when we stopped for gas this morning I think it was you who put the oil in. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nHey if you're going to say I didn't put the right kind in, you're wrong. I used 10-W-30. And besides, motor oil would have nothing to do with this accident. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nTrue. But you can't latch the hood too well, IF YOU DON'T TAKE THE CAN OUT, YOU NO-SELLING WASTE OF SPACE. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Tommy winces at his mistake<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nI swear to God, you're worthless! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000507\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Paul<\/span><\/a>:\nWait a minute, fat boy. You lost your shares to the bank. You don't even have a right to be here! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000689\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Michelle<\/span><\/a>:\nGee, it's funny you should bring that up, 'cause I'm not sure that you have the right to be here. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Thomas 'Tommy' Callahan III<\/span><\/a>:\nWhoa, what have we got here? Oh, my God, it's a Police Report. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000101\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Ray Zalinsky<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat's all this about? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Thomas 'Tommy' Callahan III<\/span><\/a>:\nLet's see. \"Paul Barrish, married May 1993 to Beverly Barrish aka Beverly Burns\". Richard, how could Beverly be married to Paul and my dad at the same time? Interesting! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nYes. Provocative. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Thomas 'Tommy' Callahan III<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat I think it means is your marriage to my dad was never legal. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000689\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Michelle<\/span><\/a>:\nWhich also means that Beverly's shares still belong to Tommy. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0400647\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Boardroom Woman<\/span><\/a>:\nWhores running around, doing their little behind-shake for the men folk... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nI kinda like her idea. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0956706\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Boardroom Man<\/span><\/a>:\nFor Christ's sake. Once during the war I visited a prostitute, and my life has been a living hell ever since. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Moments earlier they hit a deer, it's now riding in the back seat of Richard's car<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nWhere are we gonna take the deer? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nI dunno, the vet? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nYou take dead animals to the vet? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nWhy not? I'd take you to the vet. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah I'll take you to the... Um... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nGot that? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nShut up. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nD+?... Oh, my God... I passed! I passed! Oh, man! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">shouting<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nI got a D+! I'm gonna graduate! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">hugging a stranger<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nI wish we'd known each other... this is a little awkward. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">shouts<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nI got a D+! I'm gonna graduate! Give me five! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Richard needs Big Tom to sign some documents<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nI need your John Hancock. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Tommy Boy scoffs<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nIt's HERBIE Hancock. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000507\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Paul<\/span><\/a>:\nThese shoes are Italian. They're worth more than your life. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0595609\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Mrs. Nelson<\/span><\/a>:\nHoney? Look at this human bomb on the news. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0288929\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Ted Nelson, Customer<\/span><\/a>:\nHuh? Oh yeah, I buy brake pads off him. I thought we were watching cartoons. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000507\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Paul<\/span><\/a>:\nThat's it! I'm not gonna take this. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nUh, uh! It's not over yet, Lee Harvey. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000689\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Michelle<\/span><\/a>:\nLet's see... warrants outstanding: New Mexico-Mail Fraud. Colorado-Wire Fraud. And coming soon to Ohio, Computer Fraud. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Paul makes as if to say something, then makes a break for the door<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Thomas 'Tommy' Callahan III<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">shouts<\/span>]\nGet him! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000101\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Ray Zalinsky<\/span><\/a>:\nDon't let him leave the complex, Marty. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Thomas 'Tommy' Callahan III<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">Paul runs into the Zalinsky auto testing center<\/span>]\nHey, you forgot your wife! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000507\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Paul<\/span><\/a>:\nScrew you! Screw all of you! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">trips over the lever that starts the crash test; car drives fast<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000507\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Paul<\/span><\/a>:\nNot good. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000101\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Ray Zalinsky<\/span><\/a>:\nHit the brakes! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000507\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Paul<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">screaming; car stops abruptly, sends Paul flying into a chair; a huge test bag drops down and smashes his testicles<\/span>]\nAaahh! Ohhh! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nOoh! That will ruin his weekend. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">Zalinski turns on a high-powered fan that blows Richard's toupee off<\/span>]\nYou tell anyone about this and I will kill you, you understand me? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nUh... it looks real! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nRichard, do I have a mark on my face? It really hurts. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nNope, nothing. I thought I hit you on the shoulder. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nMy shoulder doesn't hurt very much, but my face does. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">points to huge bruised area on his face<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nRight here. Not here or here so much. Right here. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nNope. Ship shape! Waitress, can I get that shrimp cocktail I saw in the glass case? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0882968\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Helen<\/span><\/a>:\nYep. And you, what can I get <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">pauses and looks at Tommy's face<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0882968\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Helen<\/span><\/a>:\nJesus, what happened to your face? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nI knew it! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Thomas 'Tommy' Callahan III<\/span><\/a>:\nHoly Schnike! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0068002\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Mr. Brady, Customer<\/span><\/a>:\nBut I'm going to be honest with you. I don't like you, probably never will. You're a smug unhappy little man and you treat people like they were idiots. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000101\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Ray Zalinsky<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat the American public doesn't know is what makes them the American public. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000101\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Ray Zalinsky<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">after a car crashes into a wall during a crash test<\/span>]\nGod, I love that. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">repeated line<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Thomas 'Tommy' Callahan III<\/span><\/a>:\nShut Up Richard. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">admiring his new office<\/span>]\nHey, there's even a fridge! You could put six packs of be... <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">glances at his dad<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\n... soda in here... <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">They pull up by a tree<\/span>]\nLord I never had to tinkle so bad in all my life. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Richard begins driving away<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat the? Oh Richard you're a riot. Stop the car. Son of a. What the hell's gotten into you? My thing got stuck in my zipper and I got piss all over my pants. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">as Richard is adjusting Tommy's tie, it comes off<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nHeh, heh, heh, it's a clip-on. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nHeh, heh, heh, are you sure? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nRichard, who's your favorite little rascal? Alfalfa?... Or is it SPANKY? <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">chuckles as Richard covers his face<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nSinner. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat did I say about eating in the car anyways? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nIt's not good cause it spoils your dinner? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat is our carrying charge for all the merchandise in the warehouse? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nOhhhh, man... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nOne and a... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\n...half percent. I knew that. Why can't I remember it? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nTry an association like, uhhh... Let's say the average person uses ten percent of their brain. How much do you use? One and a half percent. The rest is clogged with malted hops and bong resin. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nHey, remember your brother Duane? Whatever happened to him? We used to go to Safeway all the time and get caught trying to steal doughnuts. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000689\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Michelle<\/span><\/a>:\nHe's a cop. He had to get a real job when my parents moved to Cuyahoga Falls. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nWow! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">awkward silence<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000689\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Michelle<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">holds up box of Dunkin' Donuts<\/span>]\nWant one? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nI'd better not. I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem. I used to grab bear claws as a kid, two at a time, and I'd get them lodged right in this region here. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">motioning at his stomach<\/span>]\n<\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">closes the hood of the car after checking the oil<\/span>]\nShe's a quart low. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, yeah? Then guess what? Open it back up and put it in! That's your penance for the puppet show back there. And while you're at it, fill it up with gas, okay? I'm gonna go ask directions to our next huge embarrassing failure. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">mutters<\/span>]\nYou're a huge embarrassing failure. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nNothing. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000689\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Michelle<\/span><\/a>:\nI saw your step mom and your step brother and he was kissing her. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nSo? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000689\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Michelle<\/span><\/a>:\nWith his tongue. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>,\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard<\/span><\/a>:\nUGH. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard<\/span><\/a>:\nHe's doing his mommy? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Seeing Tommy's office<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nYou have a window! And why shouldn't you? You've been here ten minutes. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">after Tommy explodes in a client's office<\/span>]\nThat guy may not call us. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nI can't believe he called me a psycho. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nHey, were you in there just now? You are a psycho... Good God. And comb your hair. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">after watching Ray Zalinski car commercial<\/span>]\nHmmm. He seems like a nice guy. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nThis is the guy trying to buy the company, not to mention put you out on the street, and all you can say is, <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">sarcastically<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\n\"Hmmm, he seems like a nice guy!\" <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nLook at 'em there, pretty maids all in a row. I want the one on the left; she's perfect. Which one d'you want? Huh, huh, huh?... Alright. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000507\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Paul<\/span><\/a>:\nDoes it make a difference? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nOh yeah. Wait a second. Is this your first time? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000507\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Paul<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah Tommy, it is. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nGod, you're gonna remember this the rest of your life. Can't believe you've never been cow tipping before. Get ready to live. Huh, huh, huh, ssshhhh. She's sleepin'. What you do is, you put your shoulder into her and you push. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000507\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Paul<\/span><\/a>:\nAnd? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nThey fall over, hee, hee, hee. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000507\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Paul<\/span><\/a>:\nAnd this doesn't strike you as kinda' dumb? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nWe're family, we're gonna be doing lots of dumb stuff together. Wait 'til Christmas. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Tommy has a fake bomb strapped to himself<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0821507\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Nicole Taylor, Action 8 News<\/span><\/a>:\nIs that why you've strapped a bomb to your chest? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Thomas 'Tommy' Callahan III<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, this isn't a bomb. These are road flares. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000101\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Ray Zalinsky<\/span><\/a>:\nRoad flares? Did you live under power lines as a kid, or something? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Thomas 'Tommy' Callahan III<\/span><\/a>:\nHa ha ha, why? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">goofing off in front of an electric fan<\/span>]\nLa-la-la-loo-loo... Luuuke... Luuuke! I am your fah-ther! La-la-lay-lu... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">Walks in<\/span>]\nOh, I've interrupted happy time! Now I know you want to sit there and keep being not slim, but we gotta work a little today. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nThat was from Star Wars. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nI know. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Tommy is celebrating his graduation with friends<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nSome of us are leaving, and that is sad, but this isn't the end. No way. We're gonna show this world a thing or two. We're going to show... <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">he passes out and falls on a table and smashes it<\/span>]\n<\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000507\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Paul<\/span><\/a>:\nOhh... Bad mommy! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000137\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Beverly Barish, aka Beverly Burns<\/span><\/a>:\nDon't call me that! It's creepy! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nBut the Callahan factory has been in my family for seventy years. You can't just shut it down. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000101\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Ray Zalinsky<\/span><\/a>:\nSon, you got to look at it from my point of view. Callahan's a premium name. That's what I'm buying. I can make the parts in one of my factories, put them in a Callahan box, and sell them in my stores at a premium price. Why keep your factory going when all I want's the god damn box? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Tommy is stuck in the middle of a lake on a sailboat with no wind. He looks up to the sky to talk to his Dad<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nDad, we got a little problem here. I've been stuck out here for an hour with no wind again. I'm supposed to be at Michelle's for dinner. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">laughs<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nSo, if you could give me a little help, I would appreciate it. If not, don't worry about it. I'm trying to do everything I think you would be doing. And so far it's going pretty good. I just want to tell you that I still love you and I sure miss you a lot. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">the wind appears<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nHey, thanks Dad! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Tommy gets hit in the head with the mainsail<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nOh! Son-of-a! That's gonna leave a mark! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nMy fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nHey, what is this thing? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0507712\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Louis, Factory Worker<\/span><\/a>:\nIt's a buffer. I take all the small pieces that need smoothing and give'em a zap. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nCool, can I try? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0507712\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Louis, Factory Worker<\/span><\/a>:\nSure, give'er! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Tommy grinds a part with the buffer, it slips out of his hands and the wheel sends it flying across the factory<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0507712\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Louis, Factory Worker<\/span><\/a>:\nNice distance! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nYou have de-railed... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nShut up Richard! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0564921\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Frank Rittenhauer<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">Richard is videotaping Reilly and Rittenhauer at the wedding reception<\/span>]\nI just wanna tell you, you really look dynamite today, Beverly. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">toasts the camera<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0340260\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Ted Reilly<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah, Tom, you are a lucky man. Boy, would I like to get some of that. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nGood lord. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0340260\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Ted Reilly<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, God. No. Richard, you got an edit button on that thing? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">backing away<\/span>]\nIt'll cost you! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0340260\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Ted Reilly<\/span><\/a>:\nCome here. Come here, you little prick! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nHousekeeping, you want me fluff pillow? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nRichard, were you watching Spank-travision? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nOkay let's get some shut eye. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nMaybe you were watching a movie with that funny comedian, oh what's his name? Buddy Whackett? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Richard sees a trash bag with tape wrapped around it coming out of the plane<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, that has to be you. Spray that thing for bugs? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Tommy sees a pretty woman. Richard is watching from his window<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nScram Tommy. Don't give her the weight room thing. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Tommy approaches her acting muscular and buff<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nDo you know where the weight room is? I'll check it out. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tommy<\/span><\/a>:\nRichard, I'm gonna need your watch. I've got... a... plan. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005450\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Richard Hayden<\/span><\/a>:\nYikes. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Thomas 'Tommy' Callahan III<\/span><\/a>:\nNo offense, but if I showed a picture of your mom to some of my buddies at school, she'd definitely be \"Boner of the Month\". <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000507\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Paul<\/span><\/a>:\nI'm honored. Is there anything to do in this town besides eat? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000394\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Thomas 'Tommy' Callahan III<\/span><\/a>:\nTommy Likey! Tommy want wing-ey! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0422242\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Priest<\/span><\/a>:\nThere's not much more we can say, really. We've lost someone we loved, and it hurts. Even though Tom is gone, he'll remain in our lives forever. Comforting us, making us laugh... and watching over us. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000101\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Ray Zalinsky<\/span><\/a>:\nTruth is, I make car parts for the American working man because I'm a hell of a salesman and he doesn't know any better. 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