{"id":1914,"date":"2021-09-23T08:06:28","date_gmt":"2021-09-23T16:06:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/3guysandaflick.com\/?p=1914"},"modified":"2022-05-24T12:00:28","modified_gmt":"2022-05-24T20:00:28","slug":"podcast-32-blazing-saddles_western-podcast-movie-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/3guysandaflick.com\/index.php\/2021\/09\/23\/podcast-32-blazing-saddles_western-podcast-movie-review\/","title":{"rendered":"Podcast 26: Blazing Saddles"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"1914\" class=\"elementor elementor-1914\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-d4743c0 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"d4743c0\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_glider_is_slider&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-1c5810c\" data-id=\"1c5810c\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_column_hoveranimator&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_column_has_pseudo&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5884dd2 ob-harakiri-inherit ob-has-background-overlay elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"5884dd2\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_use_harakiri&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_harakiri_writing_mode&quot;:&quot;inherit&quot;,&quot;_ob_harakiri_text_clip&quot;:&quot;none&quot;,&quot;_ob_widget_stalker_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_poopart_use&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_shadough_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_allow_hoveranimator&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h4 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Recorded on 7\/22\/2021<\/h4>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-307af5f ob-harakiri-inherit ob-has-background-overlay elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"307af5f\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_use_harakiri&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_harakiri_writing_mode&quot;:&quot;inherit&quot;,&quot;_ob_postman_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_widget_stalker_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_poopart_use&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_shadough_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_allow_hoveranimator&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h4>In this episode we review the movie Blazing Saddles (1974) starring Cleavon Little, Gene Wilder, Slim Pickens, Alex Karras, Mel Brooks, Harvey Korman and Madeline Kahn. 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margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\">\r\n        <div class=\"title\">\r\n            <span class=\"left\"><a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0071230\/\" target=\"_blank\">Blazing Saddles<\/a><\/small>\r\n                <small id=\"genres\">Comedy, Western | 93min | February 7, 1974 (United States)<\/small>\r\n            <\/span>\r\n            <span class=\"right\">\r\n            <img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3guysandaflick.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/shortcode-imdb\/includes\/assets\/onlystar.png?w=1200&#038;ssl=1\"\/> <span id=\"rating\">7.7<\/span>\r\n            <\/span>\r\n            <div class=\"spacer\" style=\"clear: both;\"><\/div>\r\n        <\/div>\r\n        <div class=\"middle\">\r\n            <div class=\"poster\">\r\n                <a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0071230\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BZGZmMWE1MDYtNzAyNC00MDMzLTgzZjQtNTQ5NjYzN2E4MzkzXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNDk3NzU2MTQ@._V1_QL75_UY281_CR1,0,190,281_.jpg\"\/><\/a>\r\n\r\n            <\/div>\r\n            <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/video\/vi4038721817?playlistId=tt0071230&#038;ref_=tt_ov_vi\" target=\"_blank\"><div class=\"video\"\r\n                                    style=\"background: url(https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BYjljODAxMTMtYTc2MS00Njc2LWFkOWQtNzg2YWRlMTE0OGM0XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNzU1NzE3NTg@._V1_QL75_UX500_CR0,59,500,281_.jpg) no-repeat center center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"\r\n                        display: block;\r\n                        top: 50%; bottom: 50%;\r\n                        margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3guysandaflick.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/shortcode-imdb\/includes\/assets\/player.png?w=1200&#038;ssl=1\"><\/div><\/a>\r\n                  <div class=\"spacer\" style=\"clear: both;\"><\/div>\r\n            <div class=\"content\">\r\n                <span class=\"crew\"><b>Director:<\/b> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0000316\/?ref_=tt_ov_dr\" target=\"_blank\">Mel Brooks<\/a><\/span><span class=\"crew\"><b>Writer:<\/b> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0000316\/?ref_=tt_ov_wr\" target=\"_blank\">Mel Brooks<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0825799\/?ref_=tt_ov_wr\" target=\"_blank\">Norman Steinberg<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0000921\/?ref_=tt_ov_wr\" target=\"_blank\">Andrew Bergman<\/a><\/span><span class=\"crew\"><b>Stars:<\/b> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_ov_st\" target=\"_blank\">Cleavon Little<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0000698\/?ref_=tt_ov_st\" target=\"_blank\">Gene Wilder<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620\/?ref_=tt_ov_st\" target=\"_blank\">Slim Pickens<\/a><\/span><b>Summary:<\/b> The Ultimate Western Spoof. A town where everyone seems to be named Johnson is in the way of the railroad. In order to grab their land, Hedley Lemar (Harvey Korman), a politically connected nasty person, sends in his henchmen to make the town unlivable. After the sheriff is killed, the town demands a new sheriff from the Governor (Mel Brooks). Hedley convinces him to send the town the first Black sheriff (Cleavon Little) in the west. Bart is a sophisticated urbanite who will have some difficulty winning over the townspeople. \u2014John Vogel &lt;jlvogel@comcast.net&gt;\r\n\r\n            <\/div>\r\n            <div class=\"spacer\" style=\"clear: both;\"><\/div>\r\n        <\/div>\r\n        <div class=\"spacer\" style=\"clear: both;\"><\/div>\r\n        <h3>Photos<\/h3>\r\n                    <div class='images'><div><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0071230\/mediaviewer\/rm449369857\/?ref_=tt_md_1\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMmNiOTg4NzAtYmMwMy00ZWVmLTg5ZjQtMjVlYmFiN2VjN2I5XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMDc2NTEzMw@@._V1_QL75_UY140_CR22,0,140,140_.jpg\" style=\"width: 99px\"\/><\/a><\/div><div><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0071230\/mediaviewer\/rm1609946881\/?ref_=tt_md_2\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" 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src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMjA2NjY4MDg4Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODIwMDkwMw@@._V1_QL75_UX140_CR0,0,140,140_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476?ref_=tt_cl_t_1\" target=\"_blank\">Cleavon Little<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Bart<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000698?ref_=tt_cl_t_2\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMTIzMTAxMzczNl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMjEwOTg2._V1_QL75_UX140_CR0,12,140,140_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000698?ref_=tt_cl_t_2\" target=\"_blank\">Gene Wilder<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Jim<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\" style=\"background-color:#eeeeee\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620?ref_=tt_cl_t_3\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMzM5MDQyNjI3Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTA1MjE1Mg@@._V1_QL75_UX140_CR0,4,140,140_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620?ref_=tt_cl_t_3\" target=\"_blank\">Slim Pickens<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Taggart<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327?ref_=tt_cl_t_4\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMjA1NDMzMzc5NV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMzA2NjM3MQ@@._V1_QL75_UX140_CR0,2,140,140_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327?ref_=tt_cl_t_4\" target=\"_blank\">Harvey Korman<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Hedley Lamarr<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\" style=\"background-color:#eeeeee\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001404?ref_=tt_cl_t_5\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BNTkzMDkzMTI0OF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNTUzOTAxNQ@@._V1_QL75_UX140_CR0,3,140,140_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001404?ref_=tt_cl_t_5\" target=\"_blank\">Madeline Kahn<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Lili Von Sht\u00c3\u00bcpp<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000316?ref_=tt_cl_t_6\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMTU2MzI5NjA1NV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMjEyNjQ0MTI@._V1_QL75_UX140_CR0,12,140,140_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000316?ref_=tt_cl_t_6\" target=\"_blank\">Mel Brooks<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Governor Lepetomane<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\" style=\"background-color:#eeeeee\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0319096?ref_=tt_cl_t_7\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMzBjOWZhNDUtNzZkMS00Mjc4LWIxNDctMjBkYWFkNTQ5MWYyXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNjUxMjc1OTM@._V1_QL75_UY140_CR55,0,140,140_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0319096?ref_=tt_cl_t_7\" target=\"_blank\">Burton Gilliam<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Lyle<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0440090?ref_=tt_cl_t_8\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMTM0NDE2ODc2M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwOTc3MjYxOA@@._V1_QL75_UX140_CR0,12,140,140_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0440090?ref_=tt_cl_t_8\" target=\"_blank\">Alex Karras<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Mongo<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\" style=\"background-color:#eeeeee\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0399663?ref_=tt_cl_t_9\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMTk4NDMwOTUxMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMjEzMzYwOA@@._V1_QL75_UX140_CR0,0,140,140_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0399663?ref_=tt_cl_t_9\" target=\"_blank\">David Huddleston<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Olson Johnson<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0242668?ref_=tt_cl_t_10\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BNmM4MGQwNjktMDI5Yy00ZTRkLWJmYWMtMzA3YTRhN2Q2NmZjXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNjUxMjc1OTM@._V1_QL75_UX140_CR0,0,140,140_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0242668?ref_=tt_cl_t_10\" target=\"_blank\">Liam Dunn<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Rev. Johnson<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\" style=\"background-color:#eeeeee\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0384916?ref_=tt_cl_t_11\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMTgyODA0MDQxM15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNDM2MzYwOA@@._V1_QL75_UX140_CR0,0,140,140_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0384916?ref_=tt_cl_t_11\" target=\"_blank\">John Hillerman<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Howard Johnson<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0299149?ref_=tt_cl_t_12\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMjA3MDQ2ODU1N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwODcwNzg1._V1_QL75_UX140_CR0,14,140,140_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0299149?ref_=tt_cl_t_12\" target=\"_blank\">George Furth<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Van Johnson<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\" style=\"background-color:#eeeeee\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0823630?ref_=tt_cl_t_13\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMjIxNzkzNDQ0Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNTQ3NzkxOA@@._V1_QL75_UX140_CR0,8,140,140_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0823630?ref_=tt_cl_t_13\" target=\"_blank\">Jack Starrett<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Gabby Johnson<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0217935?ref_=tt_cl_t_14\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BNTY3NTUyNDc4OV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODI4MzgwOA@@._V1_QL75_UX140_CR0,29,140,140_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0217935?ref_=tt_cl_t_14\" target=\"_blank\">Carol Arthur<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Harriett Johnson<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\" 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src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/G\/01\/imdb\/images\/nopicture\/32x44\/name-2138558783._CB470041625_.png\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0569970?ref_=tt_cl_t_16\" target=\"_blank\">Charles McGregor<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Charlie<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\" style=\"background-color:#eeeeee\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0385301?ref_=tt_cl_t_17\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMjIxNTYyMDAxMl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMzc3MDExOA@@._V1_QL75_UX140_CR0,1,140,140_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0385301?ref_=tt_cl_t_17\" target=\"_blank\">Robyn Hilton<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Miss Stein<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0576353?ref_=tt_cl_t_18\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BYzk2YTRlOTktYzY1NS00MzZiLTgyNGYtMWZmMDk0YzkxM2ViXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMzAwOTU1MTk@._V1_QL75_UX140_CR0,0,140,140_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0576353?ref_=tt_cl_t_18\" target=\"_blank\">Don Megowan<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Gum Chewer<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><br><a 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background-size: cover; \r\n                        -webkit-background-size: cover;\r\n                        -moz-background-size: cover;\r\n                        -o-background-size: cover;\r\n                        background-size: cover;\">\r\n                <span id=\"imdb_rating\">7.7<\/span>\r\n            <\/div>\r\n        <\/a>\r\n    <\/div>\r\n    <div class=\"imdb_right\">\r\n        <span id=\"movie_title\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0071230\" target=\"_blank\">Blazing Saddles<small><\/small><\/a><\/span>\r\n        <span id=\"genres\">93min | Comedy, Western | February 7, 1974 (United States)<\/span>\r\n        <div class=\"imdb_general\"><span id=\"imdb_general\"><b>Director:<\/b> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0000316\/?ref_=tt_ov_dr\" target=\"_blank\">Mel Brooks<\/a><\/span><span id=\"imdb_general\"><b>Writer:<\/b> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0000316\/?ref_=tt_ov_wr\" target=\"_blank\">Mel Brooks<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0825799\/?ref_=tt_ov_wr\" target=\"_blank\">Norman Steinberg<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0000921\/?ref_=tt_ov_wr\" target=\"_blank\">Andrew Bergman<\/a><\/span><span id=\"imdb_general\"><b>Stars:<\/b> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_ov_st\" target=\"_blank\">Cleavon Little<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0000698\/?ref_=tt_ov_st\" target=\"_blank\">Gene Wilder<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620\/?ref_=tt_ov_st\" target=\"_blank\">Slim Pickens<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n        <span id=\"summary\"><b>Summary: <\/b>In order to ruin a western town, a corrupt politician appoints a black Sheriff, who promptly becomes his most formidable adversary.<\/span>\r\n        <div class=\"imdb_general\"><span id=\"imdb_general\"><b>Countries:<\/b> United States<\/span><span id=\"imdb_general\"><b>Languages:<\/b> English, Yiddish, German<\/span><\/div>\r\n        <div class=\"imdb-footer\"><span class=\"imdb_copyright\">Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\" target=\"_blank\">imdb.com<\/a><\/span><span style=\"display: none\">Disclaimer: This plugin has been coded to automatically quote data from imdb.com. Not available for any other purpose. All showing data have a link to imdb.com. The user is responsible for any other use or change codes.<\/span><\/div>\r\n    <\/div>\r\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><div class=\"wrap\"><h2>Quotes<\/h2><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">to two members of the KKK, while pretending to capture Bart<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000698\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jim<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, boys! Lookee what I got heyuh. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nHey, where are the white women at? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Bart returns unexpectedly after being sentenced to death<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0569970\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Charlie<\/span><\/a>:\nThey said you was hung. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nAnd they was right. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000698\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jim<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">consoling Bart, who is upset that his attempts to be cordial with the citizens of Rock Ridge led to him being racially insulted<\/span>]\nWhat did you expect? \"Welcome, sonny\"? \"Make yourself at home\"? \"Marry my daughter\"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">hears a crash in the prison cells<\/span>]\nThe drunk in number two must be awake. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">walks over to the cell<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nAre we awake? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000698\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jim<\/span><\/a>:\nWe're not sure. Are we... black? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nYes, we are. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000698\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jim<\/span><\/a>:\nThen we're awake... but we're very puzzled. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nI better go check out this Mongo character. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Bart reaches for his gun<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000698\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jim<\/span><\/a>:\nOh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nMy mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Taggart<\/span><\/a>:\nGod darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Bart, disguised as a Klansman, describes his qualifications as a villain<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nStampeding cattle. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nThat's not much of a crime. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nThrough the Vatican? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">smiling<\/span>]\nKinkyyyy. Sign here. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<span class=\"character\">Mexican Bandit<\/span>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">a reference to THE TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE<\/span>]\nBadges...? We don't need no stinking badges! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Taggart<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat do you want me to do, sir? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nI want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Taggart looks for a pen and paper while Hedley talks<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nI want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Taggart<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">finding pen and paper<\/span>]\nCould you repeat that, sir? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001404\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Lili Von Shtupp<\/span><\/a>:\nWould you like another schnitzengruben? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nNo, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001404\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Lili Von Shtupp<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, then how about a little... <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">whispers in his ear<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nBaby, please! I am not from Havana. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001404\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Lili Von Shtupp<\/span><\/a>:\nWill I... see you again? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, it all depends on how much vitamin E I can get my hands on. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">on grandstand to the townspeople<\/span>]\nExcuse me while I whip this out. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">reaches into waistline as crowd gasps and screams; Bart pulls out paper, they sigh with relief<\/span>]\n<\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nMeeting adjourned. Oh, I am sorry, sir, I didn't mean to overstep my bounds. You say that. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000316\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Governor Lepetomane<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\n\"Meeting is adjourned\". <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000316\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Governor Lepetomane<\/span><\/a>:\nIt is? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nNo, you *say* that, Governor. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000316\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Governor Lepetomane<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\n\"Meeting is adjourned\". <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000316\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Governor Lepetomane<\/span><\/a>:\nIt is? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">sighs, then gives the governor a paddleball<\/span>]\nHere, play around with this for awhile. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000316\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Governor Lepetomane<\/span><\/a>:\nThank you, Hedy. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nNo, it's Hedley! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000316\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Governor Lepetomane<\/span><\/a>:\nIt is? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat's your name? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000698\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jim<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, my name is Jim, but most people call me... Jim. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Taggart<\/span><\/a>:\nSend a wire to the main office and tell them I said... <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Bart whacks him with a shovel<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Taggart<\/span><\/a>:\nOW! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0319096\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Lyle<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">writing<\/span>]\nSend wire, main office, tell them I said \"ow\". Gotcha! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nMen, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the west. Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000698\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jim<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word \"draw\" in my sleep. Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, \"Reach for it, mister!\" I spun around... and there I was, face to face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle... and I've been there ever since. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Taggart<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on here? I hired you people to get a bit of track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, Jim, since you are my guest and I am your host, what's your pleasure? What do you like to do? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000698\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jim<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, I don't know. Play chess... screw... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">quickly<\/span>]\nWell, let's play chess. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nMornin', ma'am. And isn't it a lovely mornin'? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0590390\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Elderly Woman<\/span><\/a>:\nUp yours, nigger. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0440090\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Mongo<\/span><\/a>:\nMongo only pawn... in game of life. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nSign here. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Bart reaches for the pen... revealing his black hands<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000698\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jim<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">quickly<\/span>]\nWhy, Rhett! How many times have I told you to wash up after weekly cross burning? <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">licks his fingers, then rubs Bart's hand<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000698\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jim<\/span><\/a>:\nSee, it's coming off. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Taggart whips off Bart's hood<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nAnd now, for my next impression... Jesse Owens. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">runs off<\/span>]\n<\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nSir, he specifically requested two \"niggers\". Well, to tell the family secret, my grandmother was Dutch. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Lamarr's posse rides up on Bart's diversion: a single tollbooth in the middle of the desert<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Taggart<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">1:19:44<\/span>]\n*Le Petomane Thruway*? Now what'll that asshole think of next? <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">turns to the posse<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Taggart<\/span><\/a>:\nHas anybody got a dime? <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">henchmen grumble, search their pockets<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Taggart<\/span><\/a>:\nSomebody's gotta go back and get a shit-load of dimes! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">the Johnsons load their guns and point them at Bart. Bart then points his own pistol at his head<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">low voice<\/span>]\nHold it! Next man makes a move, the nigger gets it! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0399663\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Olson Johnson<\/span><\/a>:\nHold it, men. He's not bluffing. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0171956\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Dr. Sam Johnson<\/span><\/a>:\nListen to him, men. He's just crazy enough to do it! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">low voice<\/span>]\nDrop it! Or I swear I'll blow this nigger's head all over this town! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">high-pitched voice<\/span>]\nOh, lo'dy, lo'd, he's desp'it! Do what he sayyyy, do what he sayyyy! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">townspeople drop their guns; Bart jams the gun into his neck and drags himself through the crowd towards the station<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0217935\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Harriet Johnson<\/span><\/a>:\nIsn't anybody going to help that poor man? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0171956\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Dr. Sam Johnson<\/span><\/a>:\nHush, Harriet! That's a sure way to get him killed! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">high-pitched voice<\/span>]\nOooh! He'p me, he'p me! Somebody he'p me! He'p me! He'p me! He'p me! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">low voice<\/span>]\nShut up! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Bart places his hand over his own mouth, then drags himself through the door into his office<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nOoh, baby, you are so talented! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">looks into the camera<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nAnd they are so *dumb*! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nMy mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Taggart<\/span><\/a>:\nDitto. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\n\"Ditto?\" \"Ditto,\" you provincial putz? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Taggart<\/span><\/a>:\nI'm sorry, sir. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nPlan, plan. I need a plan. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Taggart<\/span><\/a>:\nI got it! I know how we can run everyone out of Rock Ridge. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nHow? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Taggart<\/span><\/a>:\nWe'll kill the first born male child in every household. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">after some consideration<\/span>]\nToo Jewish. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">recalling his gunfighting career<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000698\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jim<\/span><\/a>:\nI must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Jim downs a bottle of whiskey in one long guzzle<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">33:33<\/span>]\nA man drink like that and he don't eat, he is going to DIE. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000698\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jim<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">eagerly<\/span>]\nWhen? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0242668\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Rev. Johnson<\/span><\/a>:\nNow I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nQualifications? <\/p><p>\n<span class=\"character\">Applicant<\/span>:\nRape, murder, arson, and rape. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nYou said rape twice. <\/p><p>\n<span class=\"character\">Applicant<\/span>:\nI like rape. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Gabby Johnson sees the sheriff riding into town<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0823630\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gabby Johnson<\/span><\/a>:\nHey! The sheriff's a nig... <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">clock bell chimes<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0217935\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Harriet Johnson<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat did he say? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0171956\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Dr. Sam Johnson<\/span><\/a>:\nHe said the sheriff's near. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0823630\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gabby Johnson<\/span><\/a>:\nNo, gone blame it dang blammit! The sheriff is a nig... <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">clock bell chimes again<\/span>]\n<\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001404\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Lili Von Shtupp<\/span><\/a>:\nTell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are... gifted? <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">sound of zipper opening<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001404\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Lili Von Shtupp<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Taggart spots Bart and Charlie on a hand-cart sinking into quicksand<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Taggart<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, shit. Quicksand! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">lassos the hand-cart and drags it but not the men out of the quicksand<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Taggart<\/span><\/a>:\nDang, that was lucky. Doggone near lost a four hundred dollar handcar. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000698\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jim<\/span><\/a>:\nUh-oh, Bart. I think Mongo here's taken a liking to you. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0440090\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Mongo<\/span><\/a>:\nHuh-huh, naw, Mongo straight. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Harriet Johnson reads her letter to the Governor<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0217935\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Harriet Johnson<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">31:10<\/span>]\nTo the honorable William J. Le Petomane, Governor... <\/p><p>\n<span class=\"character\">Townspeople<\/span>:\nLouder! We can't hear you! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0217935\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Harriet Johnson<\/span><\/a>:\nI'm not used to public speaking. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">clears her throat<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0217935\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Harriet Johnson<\/span><\/a>:\nWE <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">everyone jumps in shock<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0217935\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Harriet Johnson<\/span><\/a>:\nTHE WHITE, GODFEARING CITIZENS OF ROCK RIDGE wish to express our extreme displeasure with your choice of sheriff. Please remove him immediately! The fact that you have sent him here just goes to prove that you are the leading asshole in the state! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001404\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Lili Von Shtupp<\/span><\/a>:\nHello, cowboy. What's your name? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0514738\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tex<\/span><\/a>:\nTex, ma'am! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001404\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Lili Von Shtupp<\/span><\/a>:\n\"Texmam\"? Tell me, Texmam, are you in show business? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0514738\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tex<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, no... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001404\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Lili Von Shtupp<\/span><\/a>:\nThen why don't you get your fwiggin' feet off the stage? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000316\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Governor Lepetomane<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">pointing to a member of his cabinet<\/span>]\nI didn't get a \"harrumph\" out of that guy! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nGive the Governor harrumph! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0230019\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Politician<\/span><\/a>:\nHarrumph! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000316\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Governor Lepetomane<\/span><\/a>:\nYou watch your ass. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nGentlemen, please rest your sphincters. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000316\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Governor Lepetomane<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, put. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001123\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Buddy Bizarre<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat in the hell do you think you're doing here? This is a closed set! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Taggart<\/span><\/a>:\nPiss on you! I'm working for Mel Brooks! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">winds up to punch Buddy<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001123\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Buddy Bizarre<\/span><\/a>:\nNot in the face! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Taggart punches Buddy in the stomach<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001123\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Buddy Bizarre<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">collapsing<\/span>]\nThank you... <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000316\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Governor Lepetomane<\/span><\/a>:\nThank you, Hedy, thank you <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nIt's not *Hedy*, it's *Hedley*. Hedley Lamarr. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000316\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Governor Lepetomane<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat the hell are you worried about? This is 1874. You'll be able to sue *her*. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000316\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Governor Lepetomane<\/span><\/a>:\nHelp me in with this. Help me in with this. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">having trouble putting his pen back into its holder<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nJust think of your secretary. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">the pen goes straight in<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000316\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Governor Lepetomane<\/span><\/a>:\nThere you go. That's a very good suggestion. Thank you. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000698\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jim<\/span><\/a>:\nLook at my hand. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">raises hand and holds it level<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nSteady as a rock. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000698\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jim<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">raises his other hand, which is violently trembling<\/span>]\nYeah, but I shoot with this one. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nIf you will just sign this, Governor. Right here. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000316\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Governor Lepetomane<\/span><\/a>:\nYes, yes. What the hell is it? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, under the provisions of this bill, we would snatch two hundred thousand acres of Indian land, which we have deemed unsuitable for their use at this time. They're such children. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000316\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Governor Lepetomane<\/span><\/a>:\nTwo hundred thousand acres? Two hundred thousand acres? What'll it cost, man, what'll it cost? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">brings out a carton of paddleballs<\/span>]\nA box of these. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000316\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Governor Lepetomane<\/span><\/a>:\nAre you crazy? They'll never go for it. And then again they might. Those little red devils... they love toys! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">to himself<\/span>]\nA sheriff! But law and order is the last thing I want. Wait a minute... maybe I could turn this thing into my advantage. If I could find a sheriff who so offends the citizens of Rock Ridge that his very appearance would drive them out of town. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">looks into the camera<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nBut where would I find such a man? <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">pause<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nWhy am I asking you? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nRepeat after me: I... <\/p><p>\n<span class=\"character\">Men<\/span>:\nI... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\n...your name... <\/p><p>\n<span class=\"character\">Men<\/span>:\n...your name... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">to himself<\/span>]\nShmucks. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">continues aloud<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\n...pledge allegiance... <\/p><p>\n<span class=\"character\">Men<\/span>:\n...pledge allegiance... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\n...to Hedley Lamarr... <\/p><p>\n<span class=\"character\">Men<\/span>:\n...to Hedy Lamarr... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nThat's *Hedley*! <\/p><p>\n<span class=\"character\">Men<\/span>:\nThat's Hedley! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\n...and to the evil... <\/p><p>\n<span class=\"character\">Men<\/span>:\n...and to the evil... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\n...for which he stands. <\/p><p>\n<span class=\"character\">Men<\/span>:\n...for which he stands. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nNow go do... that voodoo... that *you* do... *so well*...! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">men shoot at the sky in joy and ride off<\/span>]\n<\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nMongo was easy. The bitch was inventing the candy-gram. Probably won't even give me credit for it. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">a knock at the window; Bart gets up and sees the same woman who insulted him earlier<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0590390\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Elderly Woman<\/span><\/a>:\nGood evening, Sheriff. Sorry about the \"Up yours, nigger\". I hope this apple pie will in some small way say thank you for your ingenuity and courage in defeating that horrible Mongo. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, uh... thank you, much obliged. Good night. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Bart closes the window and smells the pie... but returns to the window when he hears another knock<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0590390\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Elderly Woman<\/span><\/a>:\nOf course, you'll have the good taste not to mention that I spoke to you. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nOf course. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0590390\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Elderly Woman<\/span><\/a>:\nThank you. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nI'm rapidly becoming a big underground success in this town. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000698\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jim<\/span><\/a>:\nSee? In another twenty-five years, you'll be able to shake their hands in broad daylight. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0440090\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Mongo<\/span><\/a>:\nMongo no go. Mongo stay with Sheriff Bart. Sheriff Bart first man ever whip Mongo. Mongo impressed. Have deep feelings for Sheriff Bart. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">while Mongo is beating the hell out of a bar full of toughs, Bart walks in, dressed as a messenger boy and carrying a box<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nCandygram for Mongo! Candygram for Mongo! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0440090\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Mongo<\/span><\/a>:\nMe Mongo. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nSign, please. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Mongo grabs the paper and makes some rough scratches on it<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nThank you. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">he gives Mongo the box and walks out of the bar, putting his fingers in his ears<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0440090\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Mongo<\/span><\/a>:\nMongo like candy. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">he opens the box - boom!<\/span>]\n<\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001404\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Lili Von Shtupp<\/span><\/a>:\nHello, handsome, is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Taggart<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">5:18<\/span>]\nListen, dummy. The surveyors say they may have run into some quicksand up ahead. Better check it out. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0319096\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Lyle<\/span><\/a>:\nOkay, I'll send down a team of horses to check out the ground. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Taggart<\/span><\/a>:\n*Horses*? <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">hits Lyle's head<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Taggart<\/span><\/a>:\nWe can't afford to lose any horses, you dummy! Send over a couple of niggers. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0384916\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Howard Johnson<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">reading<\/span>]\nAs chairman of the welcoming committee, it is my privilege to extend a Laurel - and Hardy handshake to our new... <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">looks up and sees Bart<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0384916\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Howard Johnson<\/span><\/a>:\n...nigger. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0399663\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Olson Johnson<\/span><\/a>:\nAll right... we'll give some land to the niggers and the chinks. But we don't want the Irish! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">everyone complains<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0399663\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Olson Johnson<\/span><\/a>:\nAw, prairie shit... Everybody! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">everyone rejoices<\/span>]\n<\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0399663\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Olson Johnson<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">after Gabby Johnson's speech<\/span>]\nNow who can argue with that? I think we're all indebted to Gabby Johnson for clearly stating what needed to be said. I'm particulary glad that these lovely children were here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">townspeople murmur and nod in approval<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0399663\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Olson Johnson<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat are we made of? Our fathers came across the prairies, fought Indians, fought drought, fought locusts, fought Dix... remember when Richard Dix came in here and tried to take over this town? Well, we didn't give up then, and by gum, we're not going to give up now! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Taggart<\/span><\/a>:\nI got it! I got it! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nYou do? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Taggart<\/span><\/a>:\nWe'll work up a Number 6 on 'em. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">frowns<\/span>]\n\"Number 6\"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Taggart<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nYou spare the women? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Taggart<\/span><\/a>:\nNaw, we rape the shit out of them at the Number Six Dance later on. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nMarvelous! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001404\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Lili Von Shtupp<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">singing<\/span>]\nI've been with thousands of men\/again and again\/they promise the moon\/they're always coming and going and going and coming... and always too soon. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001404\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Lili Von Shtupp<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">spoken<\/span>]\nRight, girls? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0823630\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gabby Johnson<\/span><\/a>:\nI wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<span class=\"character\">Buddy's Singers<\/span>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">singing<\/span>]\nThrow up your hands\/Stick out your tush\/Hands on your hips\/Give 'em a push\/You'll be surprised, you're doing the French Mistake\/Voila! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nQualifications? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0017580\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gum Chewer<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">chewing gum<\/span>]\nArson... armed robbery... mayhem... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nWait a moment. What have you got in your mouth? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0017580\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gum Chewer<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">stops chewing<\/span>]\nNuff'm. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\n\"Nuff'm\", eh? Lyle! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0319096\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Lyle<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">searches the man's mouth<\/span>]\nGum! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nChewing gum on line, eh? I hope you brought enough for everybody. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0017580\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gum Chewer<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">panicked<\/span>]\nI didn't know there was going to be so many! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Hedley shoots the gum chewer<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000698\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jim<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">hidden behind a rock<\/span>]\nBoy, is he strict! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nGentlemen, please rest your sphincters. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000698\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jim<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">to Bart<\/span>]\nWhat's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0590390\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Elderly Woman<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">looks to camera as she is beaten by two thugs<\/span>]\nHave you ever seen such cruelty? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0242668\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Rev. Johnson<\/span><\/a>:\nOrder, order. Goddamnit, I said \"order\". <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0384916\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Howard Johnson<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">smugly<\/span>]\nY'know, Nietzsche says: \"Out of chaos comes order.\" <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0399663\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Olson Johnson<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, blow it out your ass, Howard. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0544382\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Man in Commissary Playing Hitler<\/span><\/a>:\nThey lose me right after the bunker scene. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Taggart<\/span><\/a>:\nNow what the hell do you think you're doin' with that tin star, boy? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nWatch that \"boy\" shit, redneck. You talkin' to the sheriff of Rock Ridge. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Taggart<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, now if that don't beat all. Here we take the good time and trouble to slaughter every last Indian in the West, and for what? So they can appoint a sheriff that's blacker'n any Indian! I am depressed. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0319096\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Lyle<\/span><\/a>:\nExcuse me, Mr. Taggart, sir, but I sure do hate to see you like this. What if me and the boys was to shoot that nigger dead? Would that pep you up some? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Taggart<\/span><\/a>:\nThat might help. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0319096\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Lyle<\/span><\/a>:\nAll right, boys! On the count of three! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000698\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jim<\/span><\/a>:\nI wouldn't do that if I were you. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0319096\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Lyle<\/span><\/a>:\nDon't pay no attention to that alkie. He can't even hold a gun, much less shoot it. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Jim blows on his fingertips<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0319096\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Lyle<\/span><\/a>:\nLike I said, on the count of three. One... two... three! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Jim draws. The cowboys' guns are suddenly shot of their hands in quick succession. Cut back to Jim, his arms folded, smoke pouring from his holsters<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, don't just sit there lookin' stupid, graspin' your hands in pain. How 'bout a little... <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">he draws his own gun<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\n... applause for the Waco Kid? <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">dumbfounded, Taggart and his men start clapping<\/span>]\n<\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0319096\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Lyle<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">railroad workers are singing \"I Get A Kick Out of You\"<\/span>]\nHold it! Hold it! Hold it! What the hell is that shit? I meant a song. A real song. something like <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">singing<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0319096\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Lyle<\/span><\/a>:\nSwing Low\/ Sweet Chaaaariooooot <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">workers look confused<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0319096\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Lyle<\/span><\/a>:\nDon't know that one, huh? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001123\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Buddy Bizarre<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">yells into the ear of an actor<\/span>]\n*Wrong!* <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">hits the actor in the head<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001123\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Buddy Bizarre<\/span><\/a>:\nWatch me! It's so simple! Give me the playback! Watch me, faggots! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">watching Mongo's rampage<\/span>]\nI don't know what it is. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Van Johnson bursts into the office<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0299149\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Van Johnson<\/span><\/a>:\nSheriff! Mongo's back! He's... <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">realizes Bart is on the opposite side of the room, and turns around<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0299149\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Van Johnson<\/span><\/a>:\nSheriff! Mongo's back! He's breaking up the whole town! You've got to help us, please! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nDid you hear that? Now it's \"please\". This morning, I couldn't get the time of day. Who is this Mongo, anyway? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000698\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jim<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, Mongo ain't exactly a \"who\". He's more of a \"what\". <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0299149\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Van Johnson<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat he said. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, now, I don't know... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0299149\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Van Johnson<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, thank you, Sheriff! Oh, thank you very much! Thank you! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">runs to the door and flings it open<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0299149\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Van Johnson<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">shouting<\/span>]\nThe fool's going to... I mean, the sheriff's going to do it! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">last lines<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000698\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jim<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">who still has his popcorn and soda from the Chinese Theater<\/span>]\nWhere you headed, cowboy? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nNowhere special. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000698\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jim<\/span><\/a>:\nNowhere special? I always wanted to go there. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nCome on. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Jim mounts up and they ride off into the sunset... in a limousine!<\/span>]\n<\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Taggart<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">shouting<\/span>]\nWe'll head them off at the pass! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nHead them off at the pass? I hate that clich\u00e9! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">shoots his foot<\/span>]\n<\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001123\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Buddy Bizarre<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">stomps in time to music on each word<\/span>]\nWatch me, faggots! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm2795987\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Dancer<\/span><\/a>:\nThey hit Buddy! Come on, girls! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0569970\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Charlie<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">as their handcart begins to sink<\/span>]\nBart? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0569970\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Charlie<\/span><\/a>:\nAm I wrong? Or is the world... rising? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nI don't know. But whatever it is, I hate it. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">men slowly sink down offscreen<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nHey, Charlie? Let me ask you something: what is it that's not exactly water and it ain't exactly earth? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0569970\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Charlie<\/span><\/a>,\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nQuicksand! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nWait a minute... there might be legal precedent. Of course! Land-snatching! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">grabs a law book<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nLand, land... \"Land: see Snatch.\" <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">flips back several pages<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nAh, Haley vs. United States. Haley: 7, United States: nothing. You see, it can be done! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000316\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Governor Lepetomane<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat the hell is this? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nThis is the bill that will convert the state hospital for the insane into the William J. Le Petomane memorial gambling casino for the insane. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000316\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Governor Lepetomane<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">standing up proudly<\/span>]\nGentlemen, this bill will be a giant step forward in the treatment of the insane gambler. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nJust give me twenty-four hours to come up with a brilliant idea to save our town. Just twenty-four hours, that's all I ask. <\/p><p>\n<span class=\"character\">Townspeople<\/span>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">in unison<\/span>]\nNo! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nYou'd do it for Randolph Scott. <\/p><p>\n<span class=\"character\">Townspeople<\/span>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">reverently<\/span>]\nRandolph Scott... <\/p><p>\n<span class=\"character\">Townspeople<\/span>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">singing in the fashion of a church choir<\/span>]\n*Randolph Scott!* <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0384916\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Howard Johnson<\/span><\/a>:\nAll right, Sheriff. Twenty-four hours. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<span class=\"character\">Church Congregation<\/span>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">singing<\/span>]\nNow is a time of great decision \/ Are we to stay or up and quit? \/ There's no avoiding this conclusion \/ Our town is turning into shit. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001404\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Lili Von Shtupp<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">singing<\/span>]\nHere I stand, the goddess of desire \/ Set men on fire \/ I have this power. \/ Morning, noon, and night, it's dwink and dancing \/ Some quick womancing \/ And then a shower. \/ Stage door Johnnies constantly suwwound me \/ They always hound me, with one wequest. \/ Who can satisfy their lustful habits? \/ I'm not a wabbit. \/ I need some we... <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Takes a breath<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001404\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Lili Von Shtupp<\/span><\/a>:\n... est. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0242668\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Reverend Johnson<\/span><\/a>:\nWe will now read from Matthew, Mark, Luke... <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">stick of dynamite sails in through window<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0242668\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Reverend Johnson<\/span><\/a>:\n... and DUCK. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">repeated line<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001404\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Lili Von Shtupp<\/span><\/a>:\nWillkommen. Bienvenue. Welcome. C'mon in. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0319096\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Lyle<\/span><\/a>:\nNow, come on, boys! Where's your spirit? I don't hear no singin'. When you was slaves, you sang like birds. Go on, how 'bout a good ol' nigger work song? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">singing<\/span>]\nI get no kick from champagne, Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all, So, tell me why should it be true, That I get a belt out of you... <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0149558\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Townsman<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">being dragged through the street<\/span>]\nWell, that's the end of this suit. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nAs per your instructions, I'd like you to meet the new sheriff of Rock Ridge. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000316\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Governor Lepetomane<\/span><\/a>:\nI'd be delighted. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">extends his hand, then yanks it away on seeing Bart<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000316\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Governor Lepetomane<\/span><\/a>:\nWow! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">whistles, then drops his voice<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000316\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Governor Lepetomane<\/span><\/a>:\nI gotta talk to you. Come here. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">grabs Bart and pulls him aside<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000316\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Governor Lepetomane<\/span><\/a>:\nHave you gone berserk? Can't you see that man is a ni... <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">turns and sees Bart<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000316\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Governor Lepetomane<\/span><\/a>:\nHa ha... wrong person. Forgive me. No offense intended. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">walks Bart back, then pulls Hedley aside<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000316\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Governor Lepetomane<\/span><\/a>:\nHave you gone berserk? Can't you see that man is a ni? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, can't you see that's the last act of a desperate man? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0384916\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Howard Johnson<\/span><\/a>:\nWe don't care if it's the first act of \"Henry V,\" we're leaving! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">to Lili Von Stupp<\/span>]\nShut up, you Teutonic twat! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">at the theater, cuts in front of a hippie<\/span>]\nYou dropped your beads. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">to the cashier<\/span>]\nOne, please. Uhh... student? <\/p><p>\n<span class=\"character\">Theater Cashier<\/span>:\nAre you kidding? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">grumbling as he takes his ticket<\/span>]\nPain in the ass! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">as the townspeople point guns at Bart, the newly arrived sheriff<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0242668\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Rev. Johnson<\/span><\/a>:\nGentlemen, gentlemen! Let us not allow anger to rule the day. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">holds up his Bible<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0242668\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Rev. Johnson<\/span><\/a>:\nAs your spiritual leader, I implore you -- Pay heed to this good book, and what it has to say! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">townspeople shoot the Bible, blowing it apart<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0242668\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Rev. Johnson<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">to Bart<\/span>]\nSon, you're on your own. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0242668\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Rev. Johnson<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">praying<\/span>]\nO Lord, do we have the strength to carry off this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off? <\/p><p>\n<span class=\"character\">Townspeople<\/span>:\nAmen. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nUnfortunately there is one thing standing between me and that property: the rightful owners. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Bart is bidding farewell to the people of Rock Ridge<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nWork here is done. I'm needed elsewhere now. I'm needed wherever outlaws rule the West, wherever innocent women and children are afraid to walk the streets, wherever a man cannot live in simple dignity, wherever a people cry out for justice. <\/p><p>\n<span class=\"character\">Crowd<\/span>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">in unison<\/span>]\n*Bullshit!* <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nAll right, you caught me. To speak the plain truth, it's getting pretty damn dull around here. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0553573\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Scared Mexican Man<\/span><\/a>:\nMongo! Santa Maria! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001123\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Buddy Bizarre<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">after the rehersal<\/span>]\nEverybody got that? <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">the actors answer with a heavily lisping \"yethhhh\"<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001123\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Buddy Bizarre<\/span><\/a>:\nSounds like steam escaping. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">hurrying through the movie theater, he stops at the concession stand<\/span>]\nRaisinets! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">dying words, while looking down at Douglas Fairbanks' panel in the Grauman Chinese Theater forecourt<\/span>]\nHow did he do such fantastic stunts with such little feet? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nMaybe you know why a high-roller like Hedley Lamarr is interested in Rock Ridge. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0440090\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Mongo<\/span><\/a>:\nDon't know. Got to do with where choo-choo go. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nMongo, why would Hedley Lamarr care about where the choo-choo goes? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0440090\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Mongo<\/span><\/a>:\nDon't know. Mongo only pawn in game of life. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">gives her a bunch of flowers<\/span>]\nFor you, my dear. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001404\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Lili Von Shtupp<\/span><\/a>:\nOh... how ordinawy. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">throws away flowers<\/span>]\n<\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, raise my rent. You *are* The Kid. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Hedley arrives at Grauman's Chinese Theater<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0181080\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tourist Mother<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">to her husband<\/span>]\nLook, Irv. I'm in Hedy Lamarr's shoes. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">correcting her as he runs past them<\/span>]\nHEDLEY. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nCheckmate. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000698\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jim<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nCheckmate. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000698\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jim<\/span><\/a>:\nWhy, you devious son of a bitch. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">picking up his whiskey bottle<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000698\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jim<\/span><\/a>:\nHappy days. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nAlright, I'm through being Mr. Goodbar, the time has come to act and act quickly. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0399663\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Olson Johnson<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">in the bar discussing Pasteur's possible cure<\/span>]\nNever mind that shit! Here comes Mongo! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">Bart dresses himself as a carnival barker and stands beside a wishing-well<\/span>]\n... Step right up, ladies and gentlemen and... Mongos! Dive, dive, dive for buried treasure! This is the exact spot where the Spanish Armada was sunk by the British Navy, leaving millions and millions of Spanish Dubloons at the bottom of the sea! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Remember, they're in the middle of the desert, on America's Western Frontier!<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0440090\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Mongo<\/span><\/a>:\nSpanish balloons? Mongo take chance...! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">and, after suiting up<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0440090\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Mongo<\/span><\/a>:\n... How Mongo get air? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nFrom this wonderful antique pump. Good hunting! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">and, once Mongo climbs to the bottom of the well<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\n... Time for my lunch break. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">He lowers a sign to Mongo which reads \"For more air, deposit $.25\"<\/span>]\n<\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">after meeting black pioneers<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000316\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Indian Chief<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">speaks Yiddish, then German, then in English<\/span>]\nThey darker than us! Woof! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0319096\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Lyle<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">after the farting<\/span>]\nHow 'bout some more beans, Mr. Taggart? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Taggart<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">fans his hat in the air<\/span>]\nI'd say you've had enough! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001404\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Lili Von Shtupp<\/span><\/a>:\nA wed wose. How womantic. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">first lines<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0319096\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Lyle<\/span><\/a>:\nCome on, boys! The way you're lollygaggin' around here with them picks and them shovels, you'd think it was a hundert an' twenty degree. Can't be more than a hundert an' fourteen. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<span class=\"character\">Reporter<\/span>:\nSir, those are dummies. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000316\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Governor Lepetomane<\/span><\/a>:\nHow do you think I got elected? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">speaking to Boris out the window<\/span>]\nWell, do your best. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">hits his head on the window sill<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nAhh! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nLili. Lili, Lili, Lili, legs, Lili, Lili... I cannot finds the words to truly express my joy at the rekindling of our association. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001404\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Lili Von Shtupp<\/span><\/a>:\nBullshit. What's the job? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nI love it when you talk dirty. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<span class=\"character\">Townspeople<\/span>:\nThe town saloon was always lively \/ But never nasty or obscene \/ Behind the bar stood Anal Johnson \/ He always kept things nice and clean <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Anal Johnson is standing behind the bar washing a beer mug; he spits into the mug, belches, and continues to wipe the mug<\/span>]\n<\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">sitting in a bubble bath<\/span>]\nWhere's my froggy? Where's my froggy! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Taggart<\/span><\/a>:\nI don't know. I didn't see him wanna come in. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, look, damn your eyes! Look for it. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Taggart plunges his hand in Hedley's bubble bath<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nTaggart. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Taggart<\/span><\/a>:\nSorry sir. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001404\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Lili Von Shtupp<\/span><\/a>:\nVhy don't you admit it? He's too much of man for you. I know. You're going to need an army to beat him! You're finished. Fertig! Verfallen! Verlumpt! Verblunget! Verkackt! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000316\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Governor Lepetomane<\/span><\/a>:\nHoly underwear! Sheriff murdered! Innocent women and children blown to bits! We have to protect our phoney baloney jobs here, gentlemen! We must do something about this immediately! Immediately! Immediately! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nYes, of course. It'll work. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Taggart<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat'll work? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nElementary, cactus head. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000698\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jim<\/span><\/a>:\nI'd better sit up. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">struggles to straighten himself<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nNeed any help? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000698\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jim<\/span><\/a>:\nOh... all I can get. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001123\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Buddy Bizarre<\/span><\/a>:\nAction! Oh, wait till I get out! Wait till I get out! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nHey, maybe you should eat somethin' first. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000698\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jim<\/span><\/a>:\nNo thanks, food makes me sick. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001404\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Lili Von Shtupp<\/span><\/a>:\nWhy don't you... loosen your bullets? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001404\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Lili Von Shtupp<\/span><\/a>:\nLet's face it. Evewything below the waist... is kaput! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Jim the Waco Kid has just shot the guns out of the hands of a dozen henchmen<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, don't just stand there looking stupid, grasping your hands in pain. How about a round of applause for The Waco Kid? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000698\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jim<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">Bart comes in after spending the night with Lili Von Stupp<\/span>]\nOh deary dear. Look what the cat dragged in. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">after Taggart comes crashing through the commissary with food splattered all over him<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Cashier<\/span><\/a>:\nYankee bean soup, coleslaw, and tuna surprise. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">rings up register<\/span>]\n<\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0725894\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Boris<\/span><\/a>:\nOh... Not to worry. All are equal in my eye. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0481840\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Singer: \"Blazing Saddles\"<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">singing<\/span>]\nHe rode a blazing saddle. \/ He wore a shining star. \/ His job to offer battle \/ To bad men near and far. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0481840\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Singer: \"Blazing Saddles\"<\/span><\/a>:\nHe conquered fear and he conquered hate. \/ He turned our night into day. \/ He made his blazing saddle \/ A torch to light the way. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0481840\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Singer: \"Blazing Saddles\"<\/span><\/a>:\nWhen outlaws ruled the West \/ And fear filled the land \/ A cry went up for a man with guts \/ To take the West in hand. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0481840\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Singer: \"Blazing Saddles\"<\/span><\/a>:\nThey needed a man who was brave and true \/ With justice for all as his aim. \/ Then out of the sun rode a man with a gun \/ And Bart was his name, yes Bart was his name. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0481840\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Singer: \"Blazing Saddles\"<\/span><\/a>:\nHe rode a blazing saddle. \/ He wore a shining star. \/ His job to offer battle \/ To bad men near and far. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0481840\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Singer: \"Blazing Saddles\"<\/span><\/a>:\nHe conquered fear and he conquered hate. \/ He turned our night into day. \/ He made his blazing saddle \/ A torch to light the way. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">Mongo walks down the street past a mannequin-like, penny-arcade-style \"gunslinger\" - Bart's voice is distorted and seems to be coming from the penny-arcade machine<\/span>]\nI'm the marshal in this here town, and you're nothin' but a big fat ferret. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Mongo starts to pull his gun on the offending \"marshal\"<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nHold it! If you wanna draw on me, put a quarter in the machine. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Mongo deposits a quarter in the appropriate slot<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nReady? Now draw on the count of three. One, two... <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Mongo is about to draw when the \"marshal\" falls away to reveal a cannon, which blasts Mongo in the face - we can now see that Bart has been throwing his voice with a bullhorn<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\n... Three. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nNow, I suppose you're all wondering just what in the heck you're doing out here in the middle of a prairie in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night. <\/p><p>\n<span class=\"character\">Crowd<\/span>:\nYou bet your ass! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nI'm hip. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Headley opens his office window to speak to the hunchbacked hangman Boris outside<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nBoris! We can't hear ourselves think! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0725894\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Boris<\/span><\/a>:\nSorry, your Worship, but I've got two men home sick with the flu... and it's utter chaos down here. I'll try to keep it as quiet as possible. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Boris gestures to a man in a wheelchair<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0725894\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Boris<\/span><\/a>:\nBut as you can see... this one is a doozey. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nYes, the Doctor Gillespie killings. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Taggart<\/span><\/a>:\nDon't you worry. Why we'll make Rock Ridge think its a chicken that got caught in a tractor's nuts. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nSplendid! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000316\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Governor Lepetomane<\/span><\/a>:\nWork, work, work, Work, work, work. Work, work, work. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">turns, leans in and stares into Miss Stein's bountiful bosoms<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000316\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Governor Lepetomane<\/span><\/a>:\nHello, boys. Have a good night's rest? I missed you! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000316\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Governor Lepetomane<\/span><\/a>:\nRead it! Read it! You wild bitch. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Taggart<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">to Bart and Charlie struggling to get out of the quicksand<\/span>]\nWell, boys, the break's over. Don't just lay there gettin' a suntan. It ain't gonna do you no good no how. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0385301\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Miss Stein<\/span><\/a>:\nBill, are you coming back? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000316\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Governor Lepetomane<\/span><\/a>:\nIn a moment dear. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">to Hedley and Bart<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000316\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Governor Lepetomane<\/span><\/a>:\nAh, gentlemen, gentlemen, affairs of state must take precedent over the affairs of state. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nGovernor! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000316\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Governor Lepetomane<\/span><\/a>:\nYes? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nOfficial business, sir. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000316\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Governor Lepetomane<\/span><\/a>:\nIs it important? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Taggart<\/span><\/a>:\nI understand there's a new sheriff in town. Who wants to kill him? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, once I establish myself in this here town, Deputy Spade might turn out to be a groovy position. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat a minute, that's it! Of course. And it'll work! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Taggart<\/span><\/a>:\nYou bet it will. What'll work? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nElementary, Cactus-head. The beast has failed. And when the beast fails, it's time to call in: beauty. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Taggart<\/span><\/a>:\nBeauty? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nYes, of course. She's never failed me before. She'll turn him into jelly! She'll bring him to his knees. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nTaxi! Drive me off this picture. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nHow's it going? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001404\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Lili Von Shtupp<\/span><\/a>:\nIt's like wet sauerkraut in my hands. By morning, he will be my slave. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nSplendid! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001404\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Lili Von Shtupp<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">singing<\/span>]\nWho can satisfy their lustful habits? I'm not a rabbit! I need some rest. I'm tired, Sick and tired of love, I've had my fill of love, From below and above. Tired, Tired of being admired, Tired of love uninspired, Let's face it, I'm tired! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001404\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Lili Von Shtupp<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">singing<\/span>]\nI've been with thousands of men, Again and again, They sing the same tune, They start with Byron and Shelley, Then jump on your belly, And bust your balloons! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000698\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jim<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, what do you wanna do now? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001476\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bart<\/span><\/a>:\nCome on, let's check out the end of the flick. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000698\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jim<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah. Gee, I sure hope there's a happy ending. I love a happy ending! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nTaggart, you've been hurt. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Taggart<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, that uppity n***** went and hit me on the head with a shovel! I'd shore appreciate it, sir, if you could find it in your heart to hang him up by his neck until he was dead. Got him locked up downstairs. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0466327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Hedley Lamarr<\/span><\/a>:\nConsider it done. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001123\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Buddy Bizarre<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">a fight scene has spilled over into Buddy's musical number<\/span>]\nCUT! What the hell are you all doing here? This is a CLOSED SET! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001620\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Taggart<\/span><\/a>:\nPiss on you, I work for Mel Brooks! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Get ready to hit Buddy<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001123\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Buddy Bizarre<\/span><\/a>:\nNot in the face! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Taggart hits him in the stomach<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001123\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Buddy Bizarre<\/span><\/a>:\nThank you! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001123\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Buddy Bizarre<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">1:23:42<\/span>]\nWrong! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0823630\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gabby Johnson<\/span><\/a>:\nReverend! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0384916\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Howard Johnson<\/span><\/a>:\nThink of it, gentlemen. Hoof and mouth disease a thing of the past. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0399663\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Olson Johnson<\/span><\/a>:\nNever mind that shit! Here comes Mongo! <\/p>    <\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In this episode we review the movie Blazing Saddles (1974) starring Cleavon Little, Gene Wilder, Slim Pickens, Alex Karras, Mel Brooks, Harvey Korman and Madeline Kahn. 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