{"id":5528,"date":"2022-06-15T11:07:58","date_gmt":"2022-06-15T19:07:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/3guysandaflick.com\/?p=5528"},"modified":"2022-06-16T07:13:56","modified_gmt":"2022-06-16T15:13:56","slug":"podcast-65-mallrats-1995","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/3guysandaflick.com\/index.php\/2022\/06\/15\/podcast-65-mallrats-1995\/","title":{"rendered":"Podcast 65: Mallrats (1995)"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"5528\" class=\"elementor elementor-5528\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-d4743c0 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"d4743c0\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_glider_is_slider&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-1c5810c\" data-id=\"1c5810c\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_column_hoveranimator&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_column_has_pseudo&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5c7bd2e ob-harakiri-inherit ob-has-background-overlay elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"5c7bd2e\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_use_harakiri&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_harakiri_writing_mode&quot;:&quot;inherit&quot;,&quot;_ob_harakiri_text_clip&quot;:&quot;none&quot;,&quot;_ob_widget_stalker_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_poopart_use&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_shadough_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_allow_hoveranimator&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">The 3 Guys Podcast<\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5884dd2 ob-harakiri-inherit ob-has-background-overlay elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"5884dd2\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_use_harakiri&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_harakiri_writing_mode&quot;:&quot;inherit&quot;,&quot;_ob_harakiri_text_clip&quot;:&quot;none&quot;,&quot;_ob_widget_stalker_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_poopart_use&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_shadough_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_allow_hoveranimator&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h4 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Recorded on 6\/9\/2022<\/h4>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-inner-section elementor-element elementor-element-3582e03 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"3582e03\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_glider_is_slider&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-50 elementor-inner-column elementor-element elementor-element-ac78187\" data-id=\"ac78187\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_column_hoveranimator&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_column_has_pseudo&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-307af5f ob-harakiri-inherit ob-has-background-overlay elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"307af5f\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_use_harakiri&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_harakiri_writing_mode&quot;:&quot;inherit&quot;,&quot;_ob_postman_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_widget_stalker_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_poopart_use&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_shadough_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_allow_hoveranimator&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>Superhero Anatomy! Topless Fortune Telling! Bunny Bashing! And More. In this episode we review Kevin Smith\u2019s cult classic <strong>Mallrats<\/strong> (released 1995) starring Shannen Doherty, Jeremy London, Jason Lee, Claire Forlani, Ben Affleck, Priscilla Barnes, Michael Rooker, Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes. <strong>WARNING: There will be SPOILERS!<\/strong><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c8dc6da ob-harakiri-inherit ob-has-background-overlay elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"c8dc6da\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_use_harakiri&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_harakiri_writing_mode&quot;:&quot;inherit&quot;,&quot;_ob_harakiri_text_clip&quot;:&quot;none&quot;,&quot;_ob_widget_stalker_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_poopart_use&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_shadough_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_allow_hoveranimator&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h4 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">The 3 Guys Rating<\/h4>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1b9bfb2 elementor--star-style-star_fontawesome ob-has-background-overlay elementor-widget elementor-widget-star-rating\" data-id=\"1b9bfb2\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_widget_stalker_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_poopart_use&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_shadough_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_allow_hoveranimator&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\" data-widget_type=\"star-rating.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-star-rating__wrapper\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-star-rating\" itemtype=\"http:\/\/schema.org\/Rating\" itemscope=\"\" itemprop=\"reviewRating\">\n\t\t\t\t<i class=\"elementor-star-full\" aria-hidden=\"true\">&#xE934;<\/i><i class=\"elementor-star-full\" aria-hidden=\"true\">&#xE934;<\/i><i class=\"elementor-star-full\" aria-hidden=\"true\">&#xE934;<\/i><i class=\"elementor-star-3\" aria-hidden=\"true\">&#xE934;<\/i><i class=\"elementor-star-empty\" aria-hidden=\"true\">&#xE934;<\/i>\t\t\t\t<span itemprop=\"ratingValue\" class=\"elementor-screen-only\">Rated 3.3 out of 5<\/span>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-50 elementor-inner-column elementor-element elementor-element-cd79e5f\" data-id=\"cd79e5f\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_column_hoveranimator&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_column_has_pseudo&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-4310365 ob-has-background-overlay elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"4310365\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_widget_stalker_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_poopart_use&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_shadough_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_allow_hoveranimator&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<iframe title=\"Episode 65: Mallrats\" allowtransparency=\"true\" height=\"300\" width=\"100%\" style=\"border: none; 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target=\"_blank\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"235\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3guysandaflick.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/jay-and-silent-bob_statue.png?fit=235%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium wp-image-5555\" alt=\"Jay and Silent Bob - Polystone Statue by Level52 Studios\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3guysandaflick.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/jay-and-silent-bob_statue.png?w=300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3guysandaflick.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/jay-and-silent-bob_statue.png?resize=235%2C300&amp;ssl=1 235w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 235px) 100vw, 235px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-8992986 ob-has-background-overlay elementor-widget elementor-widget-spacer\" data-id=\"8992986\" data-element_type=\"widget\" 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class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-42e87bb ob-has-background-overlay elementor-widget elementor-widget-spacer\" data-id=\"42e87bb\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_spacerat_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_widget_stalker_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_poopart_use&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_shadough_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_allow_hoveranimator&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\" data-widget_type=\"spacer.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-spacer\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-spacer-inner\"><\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-779e694 ob-harakiri-inherit ob-has-background-overlay elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"779e694\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" 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data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_widget_stalker_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_poopart_use&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_shadough_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_allow_hoveranimator&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\" data-widget_type=\"shortcode.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-shortcode\"><div class=\"imdb_container\">\r\n    <div class=\"imdb_default_title\" style=\"max-width: 670px; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\">\r\n        <div class=\"title\">\r\n            <span class=\"left\"><a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0113749\/\" target=\"_blank\">Mallrats<\/a><\/small>\r\n                <small id=\"genres\"> | October 20, 1995 (United States)<\/small>\r\n            <\/span>\r\n            <span class=\"right\">\r\n            <img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3guysandaflick.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/shortcode-imdb\/includes\/assets\/onlystar.png?w=1200&#038;ssl=1\"\/> <span id=\"rating\">7<\/span>\r\n            <\/span>\r\n            <div class=\"spacer\" style=\"clear: both;\"><\/div>\r\n        <\/div>\r\n        <div class=\"middle\">\r\n            <div class=\"poster\">\r\n                <a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0113749\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BYzAwNmMyNTEtZWI2MC00OTYzLWFlYzYtMmQ0MTdhYTYwNjNhXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMjUzOTY1NTc@._V1_QL75_UX190_CR0,1,190,281_.jpg\"\/><\/a>\r\n\r\n            <\/div>\r\n            <a href=\"#\" target=\"_blank\"><div class=\"video\"\r\n                                    style=\"background: url(https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMjJhMDI4OTEtMjM4MS00MTU0LThmOTQtZWY5Mzg3ODJjNTM1XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNzU1NzE3NTg@._V1_QL75_UX500_CR0,59,500,281_.jpg) no-repeat center center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"\r\n                        display: block;\r\n                        top: 50%; bottom: 50%;\r\n                        margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3guysandaflick.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/shortcode-imdb\/includes\/assets\/player.png?w=1200&#038;ssl=1\"><\/div><\/a>\r\n                  <div class=\"spacer\" style=\"clear: both;\"><\/div>\r\n            <div class=\"content\">\r\n                <span class=\"crew\"><b>Director:<\/b> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0003620\/?ref_=tt_ov_dr\" target=\"_blank\">Kevin Smith<\/a><\/span><span class=\"crew\"><b>Writer:<\/b> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0003620\/?ref_=tt_ov_wr\" target=\"_blank\">Kevin Smith<\/a><\/span><span class=\"crew\"><b>Stars:<\/b> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0001147\/?ref_=tt_ov_st\" target=\"_blank\">Shannen Doherty<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_ov_st\" target=\"_blank\">Jeremy London<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_ov_st\" target=\"_blank\">Jason Lee<\/a><\/span><b>Summary:<\/b> \r\n\r\n            <\/div>\r\n            <div class=\"spacer\" style=\"clear: both;\"><\/div>\r\n        <\/div>\r\n        <div class=\"spacer\" style=\"clear: both;\"><\/div>\r\n        <h3>Photos<\/h3>\r\n                    <div class='images'><div><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0113749\/mediaviewer\/rm1228705280\/?ref_=tt_md_1\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMjE4NjM0MzQzNl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjEyNzgwMw@@._V1_QL75_UX140_CR0,0,140,140_.jpg\" style=\"width: 99px\"\/><\/a><\/div><div><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0113749\/mediaviewer\/rm1211928064\/?ref_=tt_md_2\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMjI0MDExNjcxNV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwOTMyNzgwMw@@._V1_QL75_UY140_CR41,0,140,140_.jpg\" style=\"width: 99px\"\/><\/a><\/div><div><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0113749\/mediaviewer\/rm1463586304\/?ref_=tt_md_3\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMTkyNTE1NjY4OV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMDYyNzgwMw@@._V1_QL75_UY140_CR42,0,140,140_.jpg\" style=\"width: 99px\"\/><\/a><\/div><div><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0113749\/mediaviewer\/rm1262259712\/?ref_=tt_md_4\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMjEwNDExNTY2OV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNDgxNzgwMw@@._V1_QL75_UY140_CR45,0,140,140_.jpg\" style=\"width: 99px\"\/><\/a><\/div><div><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0113749\/mediaviewer\/rm1245482496\/?ref_=tt_md_5\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BNTQwNjQ3OTM0OF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNDAyNzgwMw@@._V1_QL75_UY140_CR47,0,140,140_.jpg\" style=\"width: 99px\"\/><\/a><\/div><div><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0113749\/mediaviewer\/rm1329368576\/?ref_=tt_md_6\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMTkzMjEyODAwMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTUxNzgwMw@@._V1_QL75_UY140_CR49,0,140,140_.jpg\" style=\"width: 99px\"\/><\/a><\/div><\/div>\r\n             <br><a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0113749\/mediaindex\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"padding-left: 10px;\">See all photos >><\/a>   \r\n            <div class=\"spacer\" style=\"clear: both;\"><\/div><br\/><h3>Videos<\/h3>\r\n                    <div class='images'><div><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/video\/vi379060505\/?ref_=tt_vi_i_1\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMjJhMDI4OTEtMjM4MS00MTU0LThmOTQtZWY5Mzg3ODJjNTM1XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNzU1NzE3NTg@._V1_QL75_UX500_CR0,59,500,281_.jpg\" style=\"width: 100px\"\/><\/a><\/div><div><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/video\/vi2738928153\/?ref_=tt_vi_i_2\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BY2NjNDFiZTctYzIzMy00MWFhLTg5YTQtMGViNmY4Y2E3Mzc5XkEyXkFqcGdeQWFsZWxvZw@@._V1_QL75_UX500_CR0,0,500,281_.jpg\" style=\"width: 100px\"\/><\/a><\/div><div><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/video\/vi2803677721\/?ref_=tt_vi_i_3\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BZGMyMzRkZTYtNGMyNS00MjBiLTgzODYtYzU2M2QxMmUzOTNiXkEyXkFqcGdeQW1hZGV0aXNj._V1_QL75_UX500_CR0,0,500,281_.jpg\" style=\"width: 100px\"\/><\/a><\/div><div><a href=\"#\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMjkyOGY0MmUtOTQxMi00Y2UwLWIyOTctZDIwMmVlMGY2Y2NjXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyODk4OTc3MTY@._V1_QL75_UX380_CR0,36,380,214_.jpg\" style=\"width: 100px\"\/><\/a><\/div><div><a href=\"#\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BOTJlMmVlMzUtMjVhZC00ZmZlLThmNDUtMTYwMTQzNjQ0NTg3XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyODk4OTc3MTY@._V1_QL75_UX380_CR0,36,380,214_.jpg\" style=\"width: 100px\"\/><\/a><\/div><\/div>\r\n             <br><a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0113749\/videogallery\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"padding-left: 10px;\">See all videos >><\/a>   \r\n            <div class=\"spacer\" style=\"clear: both;\"><\/div><br\/><h3>Cast<\/h3><div class=\"cast\" style=\"background-color:#eeeeee\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001147?ref_=tt_cl_t_1\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMTQyNzcyOTM4OF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMDc1ODkzMg@@._V1_QL75_UX140_CR0,3,140,140_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001147?ref_=tt_cl_t_1\" target=\"_blank\">Shannen Doherty<\/a><\/div>\r\n  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href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134?ref_=tt_cl_t_3\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMTc4MDc3ODgwMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNzY2OTI3._V1_QL75_UX140_CR0,16,140,140_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134?ref_=tt_cl_t_3\" target=\"_blank\">Jason Lee<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Brodie<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001231?ref_=tt_cl_t_4\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BZGEzNzBhMjgtN2RkNi00Y2NkLTgyYTctMzJjYjhmZmEzMmRmXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMjQwMDg0Ng@@._V1_QL75_UX140_CR0,6,140,140_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                  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class=\"char\">Willam<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0498278?ref_=tt_cl_t_10\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMTk3NDE3Njc5M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwOTY5Nzc1._V1_QL75_UX140_CR0,8,140,140_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0498278?ref_=tt_cl_t_10\" target=\"_blank\">Stan Lee<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Stan Lee<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\" style=\"background-color:#eeeeee\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0055733?ref_=tt_cl_t_11\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" 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href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0740264?ref_=tt_cl_t_12\" target=\"_blank\">Michael Rooker<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Svenning<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\" style=\"background-color:#eeeeee\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0052059?ref_=tt_cl_t_13\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/G\/01\/imdb\/images\/nopicture\/32x44\/name-2138558783._CB470041625_.png\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0052059?ref_=tt_cl_t_13\" target=\"_blank\">Carol Banker<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Security Guard<\/div>\r\n                      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src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMTIwMDU1NTcyOV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMzcyMzYzMQ@@._V1_QL75_UY140_CR23,0,140,140_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0091124?ref_=tt_cl_t_15\" target=\"_blank\">Kyle Boe<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Pull Toy Kid<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0109605?ref_=tt_cl_t_16\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/G\/01\/imdb\/images\/nopicture\/32x44\/name-2138558783._CB470041625_.png\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0109605?ref_=tt_cl_t_16\" target=\"_blank\">David Brinkley<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">TV Executive #1<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\" style=\"background-color:#eeeeee\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0281110?ref_=tt_cl_t_17\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMTg0ODQyNzIxNl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMjg0OTA1OA@@._V1_QL75_UX140_CR0,1,140,140_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0281110?ref_=tt_cl_t_17\" target=\"_blank\">Walter Flanagan<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Fan Boy<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0283147?ref_=tt_cl_t_18\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BNTE4ZDJjZWMtN2U3ZC00NTI3LWI3MDAtZTJlMGFjNTc3N2Y1XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTI5MjQ3NjA@._V1_QL75_UX140_CR0,12,140,140_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0283147?ref_=tt_cl_t_18\" target=\"_blank\">Ethan Flower<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Guy Contestant #1<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><br><a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0113749\/fullcredits\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"padding-left: 10px;\">See full cast >><\/a>   \r\n                    <div class=\"spacer\" style=\"clear: both;\"><\/div><hr\/><span class=\"extra\"><b>Countries:<\/b> United States<\/span><span class=\"extra\"><b>Languages:<\/b> 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href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0001147\/?ref_=tt_ov_st\" target=\"_blank\">Shannen Doherty<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_ov_st\" target=\"_blank\">Jeremy London<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_ov_st\" target=\"_blank\">Jason Lee<\/a><\/span><\/div>\r\n        <span id=\"summary\"><b>Summary: <\/b><\/span>\r\n        <div class=\"imdb_general\"><span id=\"imdb_general\"><b>Countries:<\/b> United States<\/span><span id=\"imdb_general\"><b>Languages:<\/b> English<\/span><\/div>\r\n        <div class=\"imdb-footer\"><span class=\"imdb_copyright\">Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\" target=\"_blank\">imdb.com<\/a><\/span><span style=\"display: none\">Disclaimer: This plugin has been coded to automatically quote data from imdb.com. Not available for any other purpose. All showing data have a link to imdb.com. The user is responsible for any other use or change codes.<\/span><\/div>\r\n    <\/div>\r\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><div class=\"wrap\"><h2>Quotes<\/h2><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0498278\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Stan Lee<\/span><\/a>:\nYou know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on super heroes' sex organs. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">first lines, Theatrical Version<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">voice-over<\/span>]\nOne time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, \"Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?\" And he said to me, \"Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?\" My cousin was a weird guy. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000255\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Shannon Hamilton<\/span><\/a>:\nYou wanna say something? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah. About a million things, but I can't express myself monosyllabically enough for you to understand 'em all. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nBut they're engaged. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nDoesn't matter, it can't happen. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nWhy not? It's bound to come up. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nIt's impossible. Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle his sperm? I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nSure, why not? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nHe's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by Earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a Kryptonite condom, but that would kill him. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nHow is it that I go from the verge of hot Floridian sex with Brandi to Man of Steel coital debates with you in the food court? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nCookie stand isn't part of the food court. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nOf course it is. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nThe food court is downstairs. The cookie stand is upstairs. It not like we're talking quantum physics here. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nThe cookie stands counts as an eatery, eateries are part of the food court. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nBullshit! Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs qualify as food court. Anything outside, of said designated square, is considered an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking. Now, if you're going to wax intellectual about the subject... <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001231\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brandi<\/span><\/a>:\nSecond suitor, would you ever make whoopie in public? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nI already did once today. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">clicks his finger at Renee<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nBut my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0641168\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gil Hicks<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">beat<\/span>]\nWell, did he cum, or what? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nJesus *Christ*, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nYou're giving up? You? You used to be stand-up guy, what happened to him? The guy who punched Amanda Gross's mother after she called him \"low class\". <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nThat wasn't me. It was you. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, yeah. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nAnd it wasn't her mother, it was her grandmother. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nNo wonder the bitch went down so fast. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Jay and Silent Bob are hiding from La Fours<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0582939\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jay<\/span><\/a>:\nIs he gone? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nHalfway to Buy Me Toys by now. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">they come out of hiding<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0582939\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jay<\/span><\/a>:\nMan, that bastard's faster than Walt Flanagan's dog... <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nI took you shopping all the time! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Banging his hands against the elevator wall<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001147\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Rene<\/span><\/a>:\nYou took me where you went shopping, you jerk! You think I care what store in that shitpit dirt mall has the latest Godzilla bootlegs? Do you call eating pizza in the same dive pizzeria every night eating out? Do I give a shit when two major comic book labels are crossing over characters, selling two editions of the same book in varied-ink chromium covers? I'm a girl, damn it! I wanna do girly things! Like fix up someone's hair and get phone calls expressing romantic sentiments! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001231\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brandi<\/span><\/a>:\nSuitor number 3, is your kiss like a soft breeze, a firm handshake or a jackhammer? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0641168\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gil Hicks<\/span><\/a>:\nDefinitely a jackhammer, I'm in there with some pressure and when I'm done, you're not the same as before. You're changed. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nWhere do you come up with this shit? That's the cheesiest response to an honest question I have ever heard. I saw you kiss and it wasn't anything like that. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0416282\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bob Summers<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">Chuckling<\/span>]\nSuitor #2, you'll have to wait until you're addressed before you respond. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nRichard Dawson, why don't you just go back to your podium until it's time to play The Feud. All right? <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Audience laughs<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0641168\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gil Hicks<\/span><\/a>:\nWho the hell did you see me kiss? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nSome dude backstage. I don't know who he was but he seemed unimpressed. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0641168\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gil Hicks<\/span><\/a>:\nI didn't kiss any guy backstage. I swear. I'm not gay. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nHey, Suitorette, this guys a homophobe. You heard how repulsed he sounded. Is this the kind of guy you want to spend a vacation with? This hate-monger? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0641168\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gil Hicks<\/span><\/a>:\nI don't hate gay people. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nSo you love them? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0641168\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gil Hicks<\/span><\/a>:\nYes. I mean no. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nTextbook closet case self-loather. Can't be comfortable with his own sexuality. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">At a Dating Game-like game show<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001231\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brandi<\/span><\/a>:\nSecond suitor: if we were making whoopee, what sounds would you make? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nWait, what's whoopee? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001231\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brandi<\/span><\/a>:\nYou know, being intimate. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat? Like fucking? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">the videotape of Shannon back-dooring Trica is playing on the big screen, with cheesy 70s porno music in background<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000255\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Shannon Hamilton<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah, who's your favourite New Kid. Yeah, call me Joey. Oh, come on. Don't make me get loose. Yeah, that's right. Call me Donnie. Oh, girl. Oh, please don't go girl. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0582939\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jay<\/span><\/a>:\nGoddamn. This is one wacky game show. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">to the cops<\/span>]\nHey! That girl's only 15! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">cops focus their attention on Shannon<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000255\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Shannon Hamilton<\/span><\/a>:\nAh, 15. I thought she was 36! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">cops are approaching him<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000255\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Shannon Hamilton<\/span><\/a>:\nCome on, guys. Tell me you wouldn't have popped her. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">after hitting La Fours over the head with a baseball bat<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0582939\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jay<\/span><\/a>:\nCome son of Jor-El, kneel before Zod! Snootchie-bootchies. Ehehehehe! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nListen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0582939\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jay<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">as Silent Bob is 'flying' across the mall towards the stage<\/span>]\nFly, Fatass, fly! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0296847\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Little Girl<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">looking at a Magic Eye poster<\/span>]\nWow. It's a schooner. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0839486\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Willam Black<\/span><\/a>:\nHa ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner... it's a Sailboat. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0468356\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Little Boy<\/span><\/a>:\nA schooner IS a sailboat stupid head! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0839486\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Willam Black<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">becoming enraged<\/span>]\nYou know what? There is NO Easter Bunny! Over there, that's just a guy in a suit! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0582939\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jay<\/span><\/a>:\nShit, bitch, we're gonna bust up that stage like a high school kegger. We're just gonna outwit Lafours, X-Men style. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nShould I call you Logan, Weapon-X? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0582939\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jay<\/span><\/a>:\nNo, *Wolverine*! Shnickty shnickty shnoine! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nSee, what he's doing is imitating Wolverine's berserker attack with his adamantium claws. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nI never would have guessed. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0582939\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jay<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">to Willam, who's struggling to see a Sailboat in the Magic-Eye picture<\/span>]\nWhat you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt! And I guarantee you'll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-tittied mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit! Look at me, look at me, you sloppy bitch! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nThat kid is *back*... on the escalator again! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000255\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Shannon Hamilton<\/span><\/a>:\nThat's it. You're dead, mallrat! I'm gonna fuck you up beyond repair! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nLadies and gentlemen, this tall drink of water headed my way is a pillar of the shopping community who informed me earlier today of a nefarious plan of his to screw my girlfriend in an extremely uncomfortable place. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0641168\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gil Hicks<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat... like the back of a Volkswagen? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000725\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gwen<\/span><\/a>:\nHow is it that you recall the most trivial events? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nI'll never forget it. How many times do you get to see Smokey fuck the Bandit? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000725\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gwen<\/span><\/a>:\nDidn't I look just like Burt Reynolds? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>,\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nExcept for the moustache. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nWhy don't they ever bring back or remake good shows, like 'BJ and the Bear.' Now there's a concept I can't get enough of, a man and his monkey. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001147\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Rene<\/span><\/a>:\nThat was too little too late. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nToo little? You said it was a good size! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001147\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Rene<\/span><\/a>:\nThe effort, you retard. The effort was too little too late. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">pause<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001147\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Rene<\/span><\/a>:\nBut, now that you mention it, when a girl says its a good size, that's a nice way of saying that it's small. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nHey! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001231\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brandi<\/span><\/a>:\nIf we were making whoopee, what kind of noises would you make? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">Making a 'doggy style' motion with his hand<\/span>]\nRrrruff... rr... rruff... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">Looks over at TS<\/span>]\nYou know, that's kind of a personal question, I don't think I should answer that. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0839486\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Willam Black<\/span><\/a>:\nBrenda? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001147\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Rene<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">hitting him<\/span>]\nDICK! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nAfter all he's done to you, you should still kinda stick it to him. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nHow do you propose I do that? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nYou stinkpalm him. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nStinkpalm? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nYou take your hand and stick it in your ass like this. You been walkin' all day and you're nervous, so no doubt you'll be sweaty as hell. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nYou should see yourself right now, a grown man with his hand down his pants. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah i probably look like my old man. So you shake hands with the guy, \"Hello Mr. Svenning how have you been?\" <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nWhats the point? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nYou know how long it takes for that smell to come off? Scrub all you want, it'll stick around for at least two days. How does he explain it to his colleagues and family? They'll think he doesn't know how to wipe his ass properly. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nMeanwhile you yourself are left with a hand that smells like shit. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nSmall price to pay for the smiting of one's enemies. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0003620\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Silent Bob<\/span><\/a>:\nAdventure, excitement... a Jedi craves not these things. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">c.f.<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0003620\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Silent Bob<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">link=tt0080684<\/span>]\n] <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">beating up the Easter Bunny<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0582939\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jay<\/span><\/a>:\nThis is for Brodie! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0416282\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Bob Summers<\/span><\/a>:\nOur first suitor goes to Marymount College where he majors in economics. Say hi to Doug Paging! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0582939\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jay<\/span><\/a>:\nDO IT DOUG! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nMy Grandmother always used to say \"why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free\". <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nShe didn't! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nAll the time, before she became a lesbian on her 60th Birthday, but that's besides the point. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nYou fuckers think just because a guy reads comics he can't start some shit? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nI love the smell of commerce in the morning. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Jay explains the details of Operation Dark Knight to Silent Bob<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0582939\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jay<\/span><\/a>:\nOkay Lunchbox, let's try this again. We tie you to the roof and you jump off and sail like a Spitfire passing right over the arch nemesis La Fours. You then swing up to the stage and knock out the pin. And when that's gone the stage is trashed and we go smoke a bowl. You got it? Now get your fat ass up there. And dude, don't forget your helmet. Snoogens. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nSay, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? They're a little melty but damn are they exquisite. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0582939\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jay<\/span><\/a>:\nYou're fucking kidding me! The Easter bunny did this? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nAll I said was that the Easter bunny at the Menlo Park mall was more convincing and he just jumped the railing and knocked me down. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0582939\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jay<\/span><\/a>:\nHe's fucking dead! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nOh let it go, he's under a lot of pressure. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">T.S. and Gwen approach them<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat the hell happened? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0582939\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jay<\/span><\/a>:\nThe guy in the Easter bunny suit kicked his ass. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nI had it coming. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0582939\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jay<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">to Silent Bob<\/span>]\nFuck all that shit! Come on, Silent Bob. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Jay and Silent Bob leave<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat really happened? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nThe proprietor of Fashionable Male beat a raincheck into my stomach. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000725\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gwen<\/span><\/a>:\nShannon Hamilton? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nYou know that guy? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000725\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gwen<\/span><\/a>:\nI went out with him once after we dated. He tried to screw me some place very uncomfortable. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat? Like the back of a Volkswagen? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nSounds like his M.O. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0582939\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jay<\/span><\/a>:\nBye baby kitties. Damn Silent Bob, show some heart. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001231\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brandi<\/span><\/a>:\nSuitor number one. If we fell in love, how would you propose to me? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">aside<\/span>]\nWhen Jaws popped out of the water... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">TS Quint<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">T.S. elbows Brodie to shut up<\/span>]\nI propose to you right now. I propose that you stop letting your father run your life, make up your own mind and not give up on someone you know has value. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001231\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brandi<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">TS Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nHypothetically speaking. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001231\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brandi<\/span><\/a>:\nSuitor number one, you sound familiar. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Brodie picks up a controller and continues a paused video game<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001147\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Rene<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat are you doing? You promised me breakfast. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nBreakfast, shmreakfast. Look at the score, for Christ's sake. It's only the second period and I'm up 12 to 2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, \"the Whale,\" they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nYou have my Punisher War Journal #6, my copy of \"Fletch\" and the remote control to my TV. Now, I know it's going to be hard to give this stuff up because of it's sentimental attachment... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001147\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Rene<\/span><\/a>:\nSentimental attachment? Look, if I have any of that crap it's because you brought it over my house and left it there. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nOkay, then let's talk about coming up with a schedule for visitation rights. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001147\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Rene<\/span><\/a>:\nFor what? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nFor the mall. I figure you can take the odd days, I'll take the even days and weekends. When there's any special feature like a sidewalk sale... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001147\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Rene<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">interrupting<\/span>]\nBrodie, Brodie... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\n...or a boat show... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001147\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Rene<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">interrupting<\/span>]\nBrodie! I've always taken you with a grain of salt. On your birthday, when you told me to do a striptease to the theme of \"Mighty Mouse\", I said okay. On prom night at the hotel when you told me to sleep under the bed in case your mother burst in, I did it. And even during my grandmother's funeral when you told my relatives that you could see her nipples through her burial dress, I let that slide. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001147\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Rene<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">Grabs Brodie by the ear<\/span>]\nBut if you think I'm gonna suffer any of your shit with a smile now that we're broken up, you're in for some serious fucking disappointment! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001231\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brandi<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">calm and nefarious tone<\/span>]\nSecond Suitor? If you were a comic book character, what character would you be? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">caught off guard, but delighted<\/span>]\nWow! That's a great question. Tough one, though I mean, what does one gauge his response on? Physical prowess? Keen detection skills? The ability to banter well with super villians? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001231\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brandi<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">interupting<\/span>]\nHow's your comic book collection, Brodie? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nOh it's goin' good. But, I mean... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">T.S. punches Brodie's arm and shows an angry look, realizing they have been made<\/span>]\nOh, comics? what are you talkin' about lady? I don't collect comics! Comics are for kids! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000255\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Shannon Hamilton<\/span><\/a>:\nYou're sure you saw her get on? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nMaybe she was getting off... <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nMaybe he's calmed down, we'll talk about it reasonably. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nReasonably shmeasonably, you should go over there and give him shit. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0582939\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jay<\/span><\/a>:\nWhere do you get these wonderful toys? <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">c.f.<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0582939\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jay<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">link=tt0096895<\/span>]\n] <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Trying on lace panties overtop of his jeans<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nI would've made a sexy chick! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001231\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brandi<\/span><\/a>:\nSuitor Number Three, what would our first date be like? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0641168\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gil Hicks<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, uh, first I'd take you shopping to stores you wanna shop in, and then we'd do a little lunch, probably at the Cheese Haus, followed by some golfing. And then at night, we'd take in an opera, probably Die Fledermaus, and then I'd follow it up with a drive to a secluded beach where I'd pop on the radio and we could slow-dance till the sun came up. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nThat was the biggest load of crap I've ever heard! I mean, look at you. You're the kind of guy who would beg for sex. And I should know, we can smell our own. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nHow easily do you quit? Say you wind up with one of us? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nHopefully not Rush Limbaugh over here. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0641168\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gil Hicks<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, now, I'm not like Rush Limbaugh. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, why not? Because he's fat? Now you have something against fat people, too? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0582939\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jay<\/span><\/a>:\nSilent Bob here's an electrical genius. He won the science fair in eighth grade by turning his mom's vibrator into a CD player using some chicken wire and shit. The mother fucker's like MacGyver. No, the mother fucker's *better than* MacGyver. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Jay is reading a Hustler. He shows a spread to Silent Bob<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0582939\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jay<\/span><\/a>:\nDude, this one looks like your mom. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Silent Bob nods<\/span>]\n<\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nHow much did you smoke? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0582939\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jay<\/span><\/a>:\nAll it took was a phat, chronic blunt. These guys were lightweights. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nHow much do I owe you? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0582939\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jay<\/span><\/a>:\nMy treat. As long as you promise that the next time you pop your old lady, you make her call you \"Jay.\" Snootchie Bootchies. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nLet's hope there is a next time. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Brodie is trying to get into the comic book store<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nHey, what's going on in there? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0424682\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Steve-Dave Pulasti<\/span><\/a>:\nI was warned about you. Take it easy before I have you removed from the mall. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nWarned? What the fuck are you talking about? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0281110\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Walt \"Fanboy\" Grover<\/span><\/a>:\nTell him, Steve-Dave! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nFuck you, Fanboy! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">breaking up the fight<\/span>]\nWhen you two testosterone-seething, he-man, comic book fans finish up with this display of tough guy back-and-forth? I have some questions that need answering. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nI was going to propose to her. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nWhere? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nThe Universal Tour. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nYou're kidding. What part? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nWhen Jaws popped out of the water. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nThat's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nToo bad I'm not trying to marry you. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0401945\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tricia Jones<\/span><\/a>:\nI heard that you were going to propose to Brandi Svenning at some theme park. When are men going to learn that women want ROMANCE, not Mr. Toad's Wild Ride... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nBe fair. EVERYONE wants Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nYou're going to listen to *me*? To something that *I* said? Hell, most of the time I'm just talking out of my ass... or sticking my hand in it. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nHaven't you ever heard the phrase \"The customer is always right?\" <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000255\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Shannon Hamilton<\/span><\/a>:\nLet me tell you something. Let me give you a little secret, okay. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">yells it right in T.S.' ear<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000255\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Shannon Hamilton<\/span><\/a>:\nThe customer is always an asshole! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">to Jay and Silent Bob<\/span>]\nYou two up for getting stoned? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0582939\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jay<\/span><\/a>:\nLook who you're asking! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nYou know about this game show they got goin' on here? We need you guys to somehow ensure that it doesn't happen. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0582939\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jay<\/span><\/a>:\nIs that it? We were gonna do that anyway. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nReally? Why? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0582939\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jay<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat else are we gonna do? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0498278\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Stan Lee<\/span><\/a>:\nThey look happy, don't they? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat, the bras? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">reading the break-up letter that Renee gave Brodie<\/span>]\nWoah, she calls you \"callow\" in here. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nYou say that like it's bad. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nIt means frightened and weak-willed. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nReally? Shit. That was the only part of the letter I thought was complimentary. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nHow much longer are we gonna be in this chick store? I'm starting to get a mean hard-on. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nI never noticed it before, but she really fuels your engine. I don't know, you have this new like glow about you or something <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nI don't have a glow. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah, you do. You're glowing. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nLook, if I had any kind of glow it's because I just got laid. I would look the same had I banged *anyone* in that elevator - present company excluded. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nLook, deny it all you want. I think that you're too proud to admit that you want her back. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nI suddenly want something very bad to happen to you. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat's your problem. I don't understand... <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Gwen arrives and TS accidentally elbows her in the chest<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, Gwen, I'm sorry. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000725\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gwen<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, you fucker! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Gwen punches TS in the groin, TS falls to the ground<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nSee, that's what you get for fucking with me. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nJesus Christ! What the hell gives with the cover boy? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001147\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Rene<\/span><\/a>:\nNone of your business, but he'll kick your ass if he knows what you just pulled. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nAre you insane? The guy looks like a date rapist! Is that my jacket? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001147\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Rene<\/span><\/a>:\nStart the elevator. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nNot until you tell me what the situation is with you and the Sperminator out there! How long has this been going on? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001147\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Rene<\/span><\/a>:\nSince I mustered the good sense to send you packing. He's a much more suitable companion than you any day. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nAre you nuts? The guy's pure testosterone! He's a walking hard-on just looking for a hole! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nI call you all time! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001147\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Rene<\/span><\/a>:\n\"Rene, my mom's asleep. Come over.\" You call that romantic? When was the last time you pulled out my chair, or told me I was beautiful? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nAnd this guy does all this in a day? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001147\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Rene<\/span><\/a>:\nThis guy already introduced me to his mother. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nReally? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001231\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brandi<\/span><\/a>:\nWhen I walked away, did you make any effort to repair that breach? No, you ran off and cried on the shoulder of Bumble the Boy Wonder over there. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nBoy Wonder? Hey, I'm all man, lady! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nWhy do palm reading topless? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nIt makes the news easier to take. She could tell me I was going to die in ten minutes, just as long as she told me topless. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nYour maleness amazes me sometimes. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat can I say ? I love tits. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">about Rene<\/span>]\nI threw her away like a parking ticket. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0498278\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Stan Lee<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">passes by magic eye picture stops<\/span>]\nOh, a sailboat. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Pats William on the back and walks off<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0839486\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Willam Black<\/span><\/a>:\nAaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Runs and kicks the picture over<\/span>]\n<\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0839486\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Willam Black<\/span><\/a>:\nWhen Lord? When the hell do I get to see the goddamn sailboat? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0401945\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tricia Jones<\/span><\/a>:\nI get everybody's consent before we do it. Most guys get off on it. Men are easily amused. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000725\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gwen<\/span><\/a>:\nWhy are you glowing? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nI'm *not* glowing! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Upon meeting Stan Lee<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nThe Thing! Is his dork made out of orange rock like the rest of his body? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0498278\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Stan Lee<\/span><\/a>:\nI don't know. It's a superhero secret. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0498278\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Stan Lee<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">Remarking on a happy couple in a store window<\/span>]\nThey look happy don't they? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nI suppose, as far as couples go. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0498278\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Stan Lee<\/span><\/a>:\nYou know, it reminds me of an issue of Spider-man I did. When Peter Parker and Gwen Stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the Green Goblin showed up, and he pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, my god... *holy shit*! Aren't you... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0498278\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Stan Lee<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, Stan Lee, hi. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001231\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brandi<\/span><\/a>:\nSuitor #2... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0641168\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gil Hicks<\/span><\/a>:\nHey, what about me? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nAw Gil, just shut the fuck up! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nHell hath no fury like a woman's scorn for Sega. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nBrandi is the past my friend. You face forward, or you face the possibility of shock and damage. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Brodie gets knocked down by a metal beam<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nYou should learn to heed your own advice. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nWhere the hell did that come from? What's going on here? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nLooks like a stage is being erected. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat is this monstrosity? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nMaybe it's for the Easter Bunny pictures. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nImpossible, the Easter Bunny Court is down at the other end of the mall, it's been there since two days after Christmas. I want answers! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nYou've probably had a slew of women since her, am I right? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0498278\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Stan Lee<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. In fact, last time I checked I was way ahead. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nDAMN that's hot! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Brodie introduces Tricia to T.S<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nT.S. Quint, meet Tricia Jones. They call her \"Trish the Dish.\" <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0401945\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tricia Jones<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">Shaking T.S's hand<\/span>]\nNobody calls me that. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Brodie Bruce speaking of T.S. and Brandi's love<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nI'm tired of this whole thing! You're both retarded for each other. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nYou should see yourself right now - a grown man with his hand down his pants. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah, I probably look like my old man. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Jay explains the details of Operation Drive By to Silent Bob<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0582939\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jay<\/span><\/a>:\nPhase one: First you take a run at La Fours with a sock full of quarters. I'd do it, but I pulled my back at humping your mom last night. Nootch! Okay, you clock him on his headpiece and knock his ass out cold. That's when phase two kicks in. I attack the structure Wolvie Berzerk style, and knock out the fuckin' pin and bickety bam, the motherfucker is rubble. Hence, no game show. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0582939\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jay<\/span><\/a>:\nDude, you'se a mad chick magnet. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nHey, look at that ring. What is that? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0740264\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jared Svenning<\/span><\/a>:\nThat is, um, my Junior College class ring. Cum Laude, '69. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nI also hope to cum loud one day, preferably in a 69. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">about the break-up letter from Renee<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah, and she also said I had no dick. Which precedes the financial question, proving once more what women really look for. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0055733\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Ivannah<\/span><\/a>:\nFree your minds. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nI'd like to free something... <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0582939\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jay<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">after Silent Bob 'moves' a videotape with his mind<\/span>]\nThe Jedi mind trick! Holy shit, motherfuckin' Yoda and shit! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0740264\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jared Svenning<\/span><\/a>:\nOnce I realized the both of you were in the mall together, I decided to set up this little ambush to remove you and your sidekick here from the premises, permanently. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nHey, why am I his side-kick? How do you know he's not *my* side-kick? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nYou know how when someone lays with their back to you, and you lay behind them really close and you throw one arm over them? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nIt's called spooning. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah, but you gotta put the other arm somewhere. You can either lay on it or shove it between your bodies. The only other option is to stretch it above your head. But sometimes my arm pops out of socket when I'm sleeping like that. So I was constantly searching for someplace to keep my arm while still laying close to her. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000725\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gwen<\/span><\/a>:\nAnd? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat do you mean, 'and'? That's like a metaphor for our whole relationship. I'm all out. I'll meet you at the food court. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0611411\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Saleslady at Lingerie Store<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">crying<\/span>]\nI know exactly how he feels. Excuse me. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">about to get beaten up by Shannon<\/span>]\nWant a sip of my soda? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nYou used to like tits too. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nHey, I love tits as much as the next guy, but why should I pay some old hag good money for some supernatural chicanery coupled with a pair of sagging wrinkled weathered boobs? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000725\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gwen<\/span><\/a>:\nTell me about the elevator. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nIt goes up-and-down. Ba-dump-tsss. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Thinking Rene is at the door<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nYou're a fickle broad... <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0582939\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jay<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">Referring to Silent Bob<\/span>]\nHuman brown-eye here's a walking calamity. We're going to have to pass on this stage trashing business, otherwise he's liable to kill himself. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0055733\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Ivannah<\/span><\/a>:\nIt's the third nipple that does it. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, you have a third nipple? I didn't notice. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat are you *talking about*? It's as clear as day! Look at it for god's sake! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0055733\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Ivannah<\/span><\/a>:\nYou can stare at it. I don't mind. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">Looking at comics<\/span>]\nThese should have boards in them. Bloody savage. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nThat is one of your more admirably deplorable traits. You, unlike me, would beat up somebody's grandmother or an entire senior citizens' community if you believed in the principle. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah, but only if they were really old. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nHey, you know where you're going, they screw people in a very uncomfortable place. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000255\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Shannon<\/span><\/a>:\nReally? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0085958\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Arresting Cop #2<\/span><\/a>:\nHey, hey! You can't strike a prisoner in police custody. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, come on. Just once? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0085958\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Arresting Cop #2<\/span><\/a>:\nAll right, but make it fast. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">punches Shannon in his stomach<\/span>]\n<\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">referring to the sex tape of Shannon with 15-year old Trish<\/span>]\nDid you see that shit? You call that romance? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001147\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Rene<\/span><\/a>:\nI call that illegal. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0641168\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gil Hicks<\/span><\/a>:\nSomething's going on here. Where's Mr. Svenning? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0608714\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Roddy<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">enters<\/span>]\nMr. Svenning has come down with a sudden case of diptheria. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">looks down at the two guys on the floor<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0608714\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Roddy<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat happened to these two? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0582939\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jay<\/span><\/a>:\nThe homeboys got a case of the mad munchies! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0641168\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gil Hicks<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">points to T.S<\/span>]\nHey, Roddy Roddy, isn't this the guy that Svenning had arrested? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0608714\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Roddy<\/span><\/a>:\nWhy yes it is. All right Quint, I don't know how you got back in here, but we're postponing the start of the show until I call Mr. Svenning. You've brought down the fire, well now you've got it! Security! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nHey, Roddy! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Brody puches Roddy out<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0052059\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Security Guard<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">enters<\/span>]\nSomebody call security? What happened here? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, these two guys got stonned and knocked this guy out. I think he needs medical attention. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0641168\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gil Hicks<\/span><\/a>:\nThat's not what happ... <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Brody stomps on Gil's foot, silencing him<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah, could you get him and these two guys out of here? The show's about to start. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0052059\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Security Guard<\/span><\/a>:\nWhatever. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">to Gil<\/span>]\nLook asshole, just go out there with us and behave, and you'll be just fine. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">to Jay<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nJay, when Tricia shows up here with a video tape, you give it to Silent Bob. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0582939\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jay<\/span><\/a>:\nCheck. Say, where is that tubby bitch? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">to T.S<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nYou're gonna listen to me? To something I said? Hasn't it become abundantly clear during the tenure of our friendship that I don't know shit? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nTell me, did you ever fart in front of her? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nNo, why do you ask? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nI never farted in front of Renee. Not once. Last week, I let one slip and today she dumps me. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nYou think that's why Renee dumped you? Come on, she's not the shallow type. You're not insinuating... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nShe was going down on me at the time. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">Retches<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat can I say, I was feeling very relaxed, when I'm relaxed I squirt. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nIf all she did was dump you, you got off light. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nThe usual vault rules apply: Touch not, lest ye be touched. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nYou're such an anal retentive bastard. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nHey, I tried to teach you how to handle comics in the sixth grade, but oh no. You wanted to play little league instead. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0582939\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jay<\/span><\/a>:\nSilent Bob stole the schematics from some foolish carpenter and found a weakness just like the fucking Death Star. You knock this crossbeam out and, fuckin' bickety-bam, the whole stage comes crashing down. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nWell we were thinking of something simple, but hey, if you want to destroy the stage, we're all for that. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">subtitle, \"William eventually saw the sailboat.\"<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0839486\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Willam Black<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nThere is something out there that can help us ease our simultanious double loss. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat? Ritual suicide? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nNo, you idiot, the fucking mall! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nI'd prefer ritual suicide. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nOh come on man it'll be great. They have these new cookies at the cookie stand, you have to try 'em. They're awesome. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Silent Bob is trying to levitate a cigarette<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat's he doing? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0582939\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jay<\/span><\/a>:\nShithead here watched Empire and Jedi last week and ever since then, he's been trying to do the Jedi mind trick. The crazy fuck thinks he can levitate shit with his thoughts. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">slaps the cigarette out of Silent Bob's hand<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0582939\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jay<\/span><\/a>:\nKnock it off! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">to Silent Bob<\/span>]\nThe force is strong with this one. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0582939\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jay<\/span><\/a>:\nDude, don't encourage him. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000255\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Shannon Hamilton<\/span><\/a>:\nSmart-ass ex-boyfriend! I've got two things to tell you. One: I don't like you. I see you every week in this mall. I don't like you shiftless layabouts. You're one of those loser fucking mallrat kids. You don't come to the mall to shop or work. You hang out all day, act like you fucking live here. Well, I have no respect for people with no shopping agenda. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nIs this what's known as motivated salesmanship? <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Shannon Hamilton beats up Brodie<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000255\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Shannon Hamilton<\/span><\/a>:\nRene told me to leave you alone, but she's fucking clueless. The newly single always feel a bit protective of the ex-boyfriend. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nIf this is her idea of protective, I'd hate to have her mad at me. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000255\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Shannon Hamilton<\/span><\/a>:\nYou see, Bruce, I like to pick up girls on the rebound from a disappointing relationship. They're much more in need of solace and they're fairly open to suggestion. And, I use that to fuck them some place very uncomfortable. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat, like the back of a Volkswagen? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000255\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Shannon Hamilton<\/span><\/a>:\nNo. More like someplace girls dread. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Brodie tries to take a poke at Shannon, Shannons gives him another beat-down<\/span>]\n<\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nI got to hit the bathroom. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nPLEASE. Don't say \"hit\". <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">about the indoor flea market<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nCome on, this is the dirt mall. Cops don't come here. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nNeither does any self-respecting consumer. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001147\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Rene<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">about why she cries in the bathroom<\/span>]\nDo you really wanna know? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nI asked, didn't I? I'm playing the role; the concerned guy. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0055733\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Ivannah<\/span><\/a>:\nFucussa. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nThat's what I was thinking. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nShe said 'focus'. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nWhatever. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nWe slept together one time, do you remember, that ski trip? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000725\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gwen<\/span><\/a>:\nThat was you? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nHey Hamilton! Let's try and wrap this up, alright? I promised her breakfast! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nLittle Trisha here is only fifteen, but somehow she's a senior. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nHow did you manage that? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">Makes sucking noises<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0401945\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tricia Jones<\/span><\/a>:\nDon't listen to him. I studied my ass off. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah, right. So what do you say? You wanna nail T.S. Or what? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nJesus, Brodie! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nHey guys, you'll never guess who I just met. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">looks at the two suitors on the floor off camera<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat happened to these two? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0582939\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jay<\/span><\/a>:\nPower of the dark side. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nWait a minute. There's only two. There's supposed to be three! What happened to the third guy? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0582939\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jay<\/span><\/a>:\nI never saw a third guy. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Gil enters and looks down at the two on the floor; both he and Brodie take an instant dislike to each other<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0641168\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gil Hicks<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat happened to these two? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nUm... they got light headed. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0582939\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jay<\/span><\/a>:\nYou got that right. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0641168\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gil Hicks<\/span><\/a>:\nSo, what's going to happen now? They going to cancel the show? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat do you care, asshole? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0641168\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gil Hicks<\/span><\/a>:\nI'm supposed to be on it. I'm Gil Hicks, Suitor Number Three. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nWe're gonna take their places. Hi. I'm T.S. Quint, this is my friend Brodie Bruce. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0641168\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gil Hicks<\/span><\/a>:\nHey, didn't Svenning have you arrested? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">belligerent<\/span>]\nLook man, don't give him any shit! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">End credits reveal that Shannon Hamilton made a lot of new friends in Rahway State Correctional Facility<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000255\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Shannon<\/span><\/a>:\nARRRRRRRGH! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001147\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Rene<\/span><\/a>:\nI think about people that make decisions that affect our lives. The doctors who make advancements in curing diseases. The engineer that designs skyscrapers. The guy that maps out a plane's flight path. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nThe navigator. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001147\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Rene<\/span><\/a>:\nI think about how those people are out there everyday, Making a difference, leading big lives, And how they refuse to be intimidated by the tremendous odds of failure they face; And how they only concern themselves with peers and company that apply to their goals and noble causes. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nJesus, I'd hate to tell you what I think about in the bathroom. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001147\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Rene<\/span><\/a>:\nI think about all that, and I cry. Because I have nothing better to do than fuck you. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nHow do I do that? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0641168\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gil Hicks<\/span><\/a>:\nHey, do I get a chance to field any more questions? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>,\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001231\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brandi<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">in unison<\/span>]\nNO! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nHoly shit. I never thought I'd see the day when two such highly reputable mischief makers, as yourselves, douse their drawers at the sight of a mall security guard. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nThat's Brandi's father's game show. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat is it? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, it's this cheesy dating game rip-off thing. It's supposed to be for college kids. It's just trying to capture the 90s youth market with a staple of 70s television. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nYou want I should tell my mother what we do in here at night? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001147\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Rene<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat? That you play video games and I fall asleep unfulfilled? Go ahead. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001147\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Rene<\/span><\/a>:\nI've never met a person who lives in as much fear of his mother as you do. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nLittle Tricia Jones. What's a pretty girl like you doing sittin' alone in the middle of this monument to consumerism? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nOur little Tricia here is only 15, but somehow She's a Senior. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nHow'd you manage that ? <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Brodie imitates giving a BJ<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0401945\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tricia Jones<\/span><\/a>:\nDon't listen to him. I studied my ass off. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah, right. So, what do you say? You wanna nail T.S. or what ? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nJesus, Brodie! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nCalm down. Tricia's compiling data for this book she's writing about the sex drive of men, ages 14 to 30. If I remember correctly, it's titled: Bore-gasm: Study of the Nineties' Male Sexual Prowess. Ready to get sick? Tell him about the advance you got. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0401945\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tricia Jones<\/span><\/a>:\nPendant Publishing gave me $20,000 based on a treatment and a sample chapter. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nYou're kidding. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nIt's true. She'll be the youngest author to tackle the subject. So, Tricia here sleeps with a bunch of guys as research. And if that's not enough, get this, she videotapes all of them. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0518718\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">T.S. Quint<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0401945\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tricia Jones<\/span><\/a>:\nI get everybody's consent before we do it. Most guys get off on it. Men are easily amused. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0740264\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Jared Svenning<\/span><\/a>:\nGuard, come here. Get this guy off my set. If he gives you any shit, you have my permission to castrate him. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001147\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Rene<\/span><\/a>:\nDidn't I dump your ass this morning? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nLook, I know you've had some time to think about the mistake you've made, And I just wanna let you know you don't have to apologize. I'm sure you were just PMSing or something. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001147\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Rene<\/span><\/a>:\nBrodie, what kills me about you is your inability to function on the same plane of existence as the rest of us. Piss off. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001147\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Rene<\/span><\/a>:\nHe was up and at work by 9:00 this morning, unlike my ex-boyfriend who would sleep until one; because, all he did was play Sega and watch videos all night long - which, by the way, has an enormous effect on your libido. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, now you attack my libido? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001147\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Rene<\/span><\/a>:\nThere's no libido to attack. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\n\"No libido to attack?\" <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Brodie attacks<\/span>]\n<\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nLet's do the list. Spiderman? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0498278\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Stan Lee<\/span><\/a>:\nGuilty. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nThe Incredible Hulk? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0498278\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Stan Lee<\/span><\/a>:\n'Fraid so. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, man, this is so cool. The X-Men? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0498278\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Stan Lee<\/span><\/a>:\nNow that you mention it. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brodie<\/span><\/a>:\nShit, man - you are a god! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001147\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Rene<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat can I say? I love the retard. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001231\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Brandi<\/span><\/a>:\nGwen, you were always cheating on him. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000725\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gwen<\/span><\/a>:\nCapricious youth. Doesn't mean I wasn't regretful about it. <\/p>    <\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Superhero Anatomy! Topless Fortune Telling! Bunny Bashing! And More. In this episode we review Kevin Smith\u2019s cult classic Mallrats (released 1995) starring Shannen Doherty, Jeremy London, Jason Lee, Claire Forlani, Ben Affleck, Priscilla Barnes, Michael Rooker, Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes. 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