{"id":9187,"date":"2023-02-09T08:57:49","date_gmt":"2023-02-09T16:57:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/3guysandaflick.com\/?p=9187"},"modified":"2023-02-09T08:58:02","modified_gmt":"2023-02-09T16:58:02","slug":"podcast-99-dodgeball","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/3guysandaflick.com\/index.php\/2023\/02\/09\/podcast-99-dodgeball\/","title":{"rendered":"Podcast 99: Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"9187\" class=\"elementor elementor-9187\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-d4743c0 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"d4743c0\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_glider_is_slider&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-1c5810c\" data-id=\"1c5810c\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_column_hoveranimator&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_column_has_pseudo&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5c7bd2e ob-harakiri-inherit ob-has-background-overlay elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"5c7bd2e\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_use_harakiri&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_harakiri_writing_mode&quot;:&quot;inherit&quot;,&quot;_ob_harakiri_text_clip&quot;:&quot;none&quot;,&quot;_ob_widget_stalker_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_poopart_use&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_shadough_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_allow_hoveranimator&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h3 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">The 3 Guys Podcast<\/h3>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5884dd2 ob-harakiri-inherit ob-has-background-overlay elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"5884dd2\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_use_harakiri&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_harakiri_writing_mode&quot;:&quot;inherit&quot;,&quot;_ob_harakiri_text_clip&quot;:&quot;none&quot;,&quot;_ob_widget_stalker_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_poopart_use&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_shadough_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_allow_hoveranimator&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h4 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Recorded on 2\/2\/2023<\/h4>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-inner-section elementor-element elementor-element-3582e03 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"3582e03\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_glider_is_slider&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-50 elementor-inner-column elementor-element elementor-element-ac78187\" data-id=\"ac78187\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_column_hoveranimator&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_column_has_pseudo&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-307af5f ob-harakiri-inherit ob-has-background-overlay elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"307af5f\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_use_harakiri&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_harakiri_writing_mode&quot;:&quot;inherit&quot;,&quot;_ob_postman_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_widget_stalker_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_poopart_use&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_shadough_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_allow_hoveranimator&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>A true underdog story. In this podcast we review <strong>Dodgeball<\/strong> starring Vince Vaughn, Ben Stiller, Christine Taylor, Rip Torn and directed by Rawson Marshall Thurber. <strong>WARNING: There will be SPOILERS!<\/strong><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c8dc6da ob-harakiri-inherit ob-has-background-overlay elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"c8dc6da\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_use_harakiri&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_harakiri_writing_mode&quot;:&quot;inherit&quot;,&quot;_ob_harakiri_text_clip&quot;:&quot;none&quot;,&quot;_ob_widget_stalker_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_poopart_use&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_shadough_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_allow_hoveranimator&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h4 class=\"elementor-heading-title 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data-settings=\"{&quot;_ob_widget_stalker_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_poopart_use&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;_ob_shadough_use&quot;:&quot;no&quot;,&quot;_ob_allow_hoveranimator&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<iframe title=\"Episode 99: Dodgeball\" allowtransparency=\"true\" height=\"300\" width=\"100%\" style=\"border: none; min-width: min(100%, 430px);\" scrolling=\"no\" data-name=\"pb-iframe-player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.podbean.com\/player-v2\/?i=rgz6t-1384e6e-pb&from=pb6admin&square=1&share=1&download=1&rtl=1&fonts=Verdana&skin=1b1b1b&font-color=ffffff&logo_link=episode_page&btn-skin=c73a3a&size=300\" allowfullscreen=\"\"><\/iframe>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-8992986 ob-has-background-overlay elementor-widget elementor-widget-spacer\" data-id=\"8992986\" 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src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3guysandaflick.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/shortcode-imdb\/includes\/assets\/onlystar.png?w=1200&#038;ssl=1\"\/> <span id=\"rating\">6.7<\/span>\r\n            <\/span>\r\n            <div class=\"spacer\" style=\"clear: both;\"><\/div>\r\n        <\/div>\r\n        <div class=\"middle\">\r\n            <div class=\"poster\">\r\n                <a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0364725\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMTIwMzE2MjM4MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNjA1OTY3._V1_QL75_UX190_CR0,0,190,281_.jpg\"\/><\/a>\r\n\r\n            <\/div>\r\n            <a href=\"#\" target=\"_blank\"><div class=\"video\"\r\n                                    style=\"background: url(https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BZDZmMTMxZmMtYjE5NC00YmZhLWJjOWYtYmFmNmQ5MzVmYjcwXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNzU1NzE3NTg@._V1_QL75_UX500_CR0,47,500,281_.jpg) no-repeat center center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"\r\n                        display: block;\r\n                        top: 50%; bottom: 50%;\r\n                        margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3guysandaflick.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/shortcode-imdb\/includes\/assets\/player.png?w=1200&#038;ssl=1\"><\/div><\/a>\r\n                  <div class=\"spacer\" style=\"clear: both;\"><\/div>\r\n            <div class=\"content\">\r\n                <span class=\"crew\"><b>Director:<\/b> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm1098493\/?ref_=tt_ov_dr\" target=\"_blank\">Rawson Marshall Thurber<\/a><\/span><span class=\"crew\"><b>Writer:<\/b> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm1098493\/?ref_=tt_ov_wr\" target=\"_blank\">Rawson Marshall Thurber<\/a><\/span><span class=\"crew\"><b>Stars:<\/b> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_ov_st\" target=\"_blank\">Ben Stiller<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0852132\/?ref_=tt_ov_st\" target=\"_blank\">Christine Taylor<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_ov_st\" target=\"_blank\">Vince Vaughn<\/a><\/span><b>Summary:<\/b> \r\n\r\n            <\/div>\r\n            <div class=\"spacer\" style=\"clear: both;\"><\/div>\r\n        <\/div>\r\n        <div class=\"spacer\" style=\"clear: both;\"><\/div>\r\n        <h3>Photos<\/h3>\r\n                    <div class='images'><div><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0364725\/mediaviewer\/rm2764048384\/?ref_=tt_md_1\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMzc1OTE1OTIwNl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNDkzMjc2OTE@._V1_QL75_UY140_CR51,0,140,140_.jpg\" style=\"width: 99px\"\/><\/a><\/div><div><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0364725\/mediaviewer\/rm1311813632\/?ref_=tt_md_2\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMTY5MzU3MTg5N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzcyNjYyNw@@._V1_QL75_UY140_CR35,0,140,140_.jpg\" style=\"width: 99px\"\/><\/a><\/div><div><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0364725\/mediaviewer\/rm1295036416\/?ref_=tt_md_3\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMTM5MTk5OTc3NV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODcyNjYyNw@@._V1_QL75_UY140_CR35,0,140,140_.jpg\" style=\"width: 99px\"\/><\/a><\/div><div><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0364725\/mediaviewer\/rm1278259200\/?ref_=tt_md_4\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMTY0NjkxMTQyM15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwOTcyNjYyNw@@._V1_QL75_UY140_CR35,0,140,140_.jpg\" style=\"width: 99px\"\/><\/a><\/div><div><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0364725\/mediaviewer\/rm1261481984\/?ref_=tt_md_5\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMTU1NTE1MDkwMl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMDgyNjYyNw@@._V1_QL75_UX140_CR0,0,140,140_.jpg\" style=\"width: 99px\"\/><\/a><\/div><div><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0364725\/mediaviewer\/rm3931540480\/?ref_=tt_md_6\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMTM5MDI5MTQwMV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMjkwNDAzMw@@._V1_QL75_UY140_CR35,0,140,140_.jpg\" style=\"width: 99px\"\/><\/a><\/div><\/div>\r\n             <br><a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0364725\/mediaindex\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"padding-left: 10px;\">See all photos >><\/a>   \r\n            <div class=\"spacer\" style=\"clear: both;\"><\/div><br\/><h3>Videos<\/h3>\r\n                    <div class='images'><div><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/video\/vi3886154009\/?ref_=tt_vi_i_1\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BZDZmMTMxZmMtYjE5NC00YmZhLWJjOWYtYmFmNmQ5MzVmYjcwXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNzU1NzE3NTg@._V1_QL75_UX500_CR0,47,500,281_.jpg\" style=\"width: 100px\"\/><\/a><\/div><\/div>\r\n             <br><a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0364725\/videogallery\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"padding-left: 10px;\">See all videos >><\/a>   \r\n            <div class=\"spacer\" style=\"clear: both;\"><\/div><br\/><h3>Cast<\/h3><div class=\"cast\" style=\"background-color:#eeeeee\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_cl_t_1\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMjc4NDc3NDkzMl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTAyNTQwMw@@._V1_QL75_UX140_CR0,0,140,140_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_cl_t_1\" target=\"_blank\">Ben Stiller<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">White Goodman<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0852132\/?ref_=tt_cl_t_2\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMTg2ODAwODE5Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMjA4NjYyMw@@._V1_QL75_UX140_CR0,13,140,140_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0852132\/?ref_=tt_cl_t_2\" target=\"_blank\">Christine Taylor<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Kate Veatch<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\" style=\"background-color:#eeeeee\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_cl_t_3\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMTQ1MDA0MzE0MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwOTUzOTI4._V1_QL75_UX140_CR0,4,140,140_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_cl_t_3\" target=\"_blank\">Vince Vaughn<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Peter La Fleur<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001800\/?ref_=tt_cl_t_4\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMjAwMTI5MTA5MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMDE2Mjk2._V1_QL75_UX140_CR0,0,140,140_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001800\/?ref_=tt_cl_t_4\" target=\"_blank\">Rip Torn<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Patches O&#039;Houlihan<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\" style=\"background-color:#eeeeee\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0519043\/?ref_=tt_cl_t_5\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMjIwNTEwODY4NF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMzg0ODMwMjE@._V1_QL75_UX140_CR0,0,140,140_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0519043\/?ref_=tt_cl_t_5\" target=\"_blank\">Justin Long<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Justin<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0740535\/?ref_=tt_cl_t_6\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMTQ3MDA3OTA5OF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMjQ4MDU0NA@@._V1_QL75_UX140_CR0,5,140,140_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0740535\/?ref_=tt_cl_t_6\" target=\"_blank\">Stephen Root<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Gordon<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\" style=\"background-color:#eeeeee\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0601376\/?ref_=tt_cl_t_7\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BNzkyYTgzMWEtNGUyZi00ZjA3LThmODctOGRhN2MxYjc3MDZmXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMzk0NDMzOQ@@._V1_QL75_UX140_CR0,0,140,140_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0601376\/?ref_=tt_cl_t_7\" target=\"_blank\">Joel David Moore<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Owen<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0930282\/?ref_=tt_cl_t_8\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMDczMTQ5ZGItNzI1YS00NGU3LWI3ZmQtMTYzMTk5OWU0YzYzXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTkxNTQwOA@@._V1_QL75_UX140_CR0,2,140,140_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0930282\/?ref_=tt_cl_t_8\" target=\"_blank\">Chris Williams<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Dwight<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\" style=\"background-color:#eeeeee\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0876138\/?ref_=tt_cl_t_9\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMjE0MzEwNDUxNV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNTE1MDAzOQ@@._V1_QL75_UX140_CR0,9,140,140_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0876138\/?ref_=tt_cl_t_9\" target=\"_blank\">Alan Tudyk<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Steve the Pirate<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0701512\/?ref_=tt_cl_t_10\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BY2I0ODFlMGYtNDNmNC00ZTcwLWI0MDItZDJiNTkzN2I1NzY0XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTA0Mzk5Mjg@._V1_QL75_UX140_CR0,5,140,140_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0701512\/?ref_=tt_cl_t_10\" target=\"_blank\">Missi Pyle<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Fran<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\" style=\"background-color:#eeeeee\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm1410687\/?ref_=tt_cl_t_11\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMTQyNzYwNzMyMV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODYwNzMxOA@@._V1_QL75_UX140_CR0,1,140,140_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm1410687\/?ref_=tt_cl_t_11\" target=\"_blank\">Jamal Duff<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Me&#039;Shell Jones<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0170550\/?ref_=tt_cl_t_12\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMTQwODU5MTU3OF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMzk2NzMzMw@@._V1_QL75_UX140_CR0,2,140,140_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0170550\/?ref_=tt_cl_t_12\" target=\"_blank\">Gary 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            <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000279\/?ref_=tt_cl_t_14\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMTQ0MzIxMzUwMV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMjE1NjM1Mg@@._V1_QL75_UX140_CR0,7,140,140_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000279\/?ref_=tt_cl_t_14\" target=\"_blank\">Hank Azaria<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Young Patches O&#039;Houlihan<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\" style=\"background-color:#eeeeee\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0438425\/?ref_=tt_cl_t_15\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BOTA3Mzg4NTgtMzJiMy00NzlhLWI0YjItZTJjZWJmOWIzODQxXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMzAxNjIwMA@@._V1_QL75_UX140_CR0,0,140,140_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0438425\/?ref_=tt_cl_t_15\" target=\"_blank\">Al Kaplon<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Tournament Referee<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0035790\/?ref_=tt_cl_t_16\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BNDc2NjE1MDE1M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODIwMzE3MQ@@._V1_QL75_UX140_CR0,3,140,140_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0035790\/?ref_=tt_cl_t_16\" target=\"_blank\">Lance Armstrong<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Lance Armstrong<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\" style=\"background-color:#eeeeee\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001569\/?ref_=tt_cl_t_17\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMTU4NjY3NzgyM15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODI4OTEzNA@@._V1_QL75_UX140_CR0,0,140,140_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001569\/?ref_=tt_cl_t_17\" target=\"_blank\">Chuck Norris<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Chuck Norris<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><div class=\"cast\">\r\n                                    <div class=\"profile\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000638\/?ref_=tt_cl_t_18\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMTkxMjI4ODUxNl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNjA5NTY2NTM@._V1_QL75_UX140_CR0,12,140,140_.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000638\/?ref_=tt_cl_t_18\" target=\"_blank\">William Shatner<\/a><\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"seperate\">...<\/div>\r\n                                    <div class=\"char\">Dodgeball Chancellor<\/div>\r\n                                <\/div><br><a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0364725\/fullcredits\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"padding-left: 10px;\">See full cast >><\/a>   \r\n                    <div class=\"spacer\" style=\"clear: both;\"><\/div><hr\/><span 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Not available for any other purpose. All showing data have a link to imdb.com. The user is responsible for any other use or change codes.<\/span><\/div>\r\n    <\/div>\r\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><div class=\"wrap\"><h2>Quotes<\/h2><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0170550\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Cotton McKnight<\/span><\/a>:\nI'm being told that Average Joe's does not have enough players and will be forfeiting the championship match. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000867\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Pepper Brooks<\/span><\/a>:\nIt's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001800\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Patches O'Houlihan<\/span><\/a>:\nIf you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0519043\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Justin<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat? <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Patches throws a wrench and hits Justin in the face<\/span>]\n<\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001800\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Patches O'Houlihan<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">unrated version<\/span>]\nHoly hell, son, you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0035790\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Lance Armstrong<\/span><\/a>:\nCould I get a bottle of water. - - Hey, aren't you Peter La Fleur? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nLance Armstrong! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0035790\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Lance Armstrong<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah, that's me. But I'm a big fan of yours. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nReally? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0035790\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Lance Armstrong<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah, I've been watching the dodgeball tournament on the Ocho. ESPN 8. I just can't get enough of it. But, good luck in the tournament. I'm really pulling for you against those jerks from Globo Gym. I think you better hurry up or you're gonna be late. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nUh, actually I decided to quit... Lance. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0035790\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Lance Armstrong<\/span><\/a>:\nQuit? You know, once I was thinking about quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer, all at the same time. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and I won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. So what are you dying from that's keeping you from the finals? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nRight now it feels a little bit like... shame. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0035790\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Lance Armstrong<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't have anything to regret for the rest of their life. But good luck to you Peter. I'm sure this decision won't haunt you forever. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0170550\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Cotton McKnight<\/span><\/a>:\nIn 23 years of broadcasting I thought I'd seen it all, folks. But it looks like Peter La Fleur has actually blindfolded himself. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000867\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Pepper Brooks<\/span><\/a>:\nHe will not be able to see very well, Cotton. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">after Patches hits Justin in the face with a wrench<\/span>]\nYeah, uh, Patches... are you sure that this is completely necessary? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001800\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Patches O'Houlihan<\/span><\/a>:\nNecessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nProbably not. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001800\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Patches O'Houlihan<\/span><\/a>:\nNo, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\n...Okay. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0852132\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Kate Veatch<\/span><\/a>:\nFor instance, do you realize you haven't collected any membership fees in 13 months? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nHmmm... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0852132\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Kate Veatch<\/span><\/a>:\nI'm curious, is it strictly apathy, or do you really not have a goal in life? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nI found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya... it feels phenomenal. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0852132\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Kate Veatch<\/span><\/a>:\nWell I guess that makes sense, in a really sad way. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nSad? You want to know what's sad? Six grown men playing dodgeball. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nYou really think you can come in here and buy me out, White, you're a lot dumber than I thought. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you thought that I think that I thought that I was once. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001800\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Patches O'Houlihan<\/span><\/a>:\nIf you're going to become true dodgeballers, then you've got to learn the five d's of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nI know you. You know you. And I know you know that I know you. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0930282\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Dwight<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">as Kate kisses Joyce<\/span>]\nI told you she was a lesbian. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nWow. Good call. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0852132\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Kate Veatch<\/span><\/a>:\nHey! I'm not a lesbian. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nYou're not? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0852132\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Kate Veatch<\/span><\/a>:\nNo. I'm bisexual. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">kisses Peter<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0930282\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Dwight<\/span><\/a>:\nOh! Snap! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001800\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Patches O'Houlihan<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">giving the pre-match pep talk<\/span>]\nAnd will someone catch a goddamn ball? It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob out there! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nLook, White, I know that we've had our differences in the past... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nDifferences? Is that what you call sleeping with three of my female trainers? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nThat was one night. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nOr what about that strip-o-gram you sent me for the Globo Gym one year anniversary? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nThe stripper was meant to be congratulatory. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nIt was also a man! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nYou need some help leaving White? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nThis doesn't concern you, Lafleur. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nNot nearly as much as your hair does, that's for sure, but uh, I believe she asked you to leave. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nI get it, you caught the scent of a lesser stag in your nostrils. Pity. I'll let you have your little moment, LaFleur, 'cause after this tournament, your gym, your life - and your gal - are gonna be mine. To be continued. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Reaches up to caress her<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0852132\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Kate Veatch<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">Judo-grabs White Goodman and slams his face into the wall, leaving a streak of makeup<\/span>]\nYou don't get to touch me, ever! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nOkay, Romeo, let me help you up. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nGet off of me, don't you touch me! It is over between us, Kate. Nobody makes me bleed my own blood - nobody! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nGo ahead, make your jokes, Mr. Jokey... Joke-maker. But let me hit you with some knowledge. Quit now. Save yourself the embarrassment of losing with these losers in Las Vegas, La Fleur. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nAlliteration aside, I'll take my chances in the tournament. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah, you will take your chances. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nI know. I just said that. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nI know you just said that. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nOkay, I'm not sure where you're going with this. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, I'm not sure where *you're* going with this. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nThat's what I said. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nThat's what I'm saying to *you*. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nAll right. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\n...Touch\u00e9. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm1194672\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Amber<\/span><\/a>:\nJustin! I love you! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0519043\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Justin<\/span><\/a>:\nI love you t... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">hits Justin in the face with a Dodgeball<\/span>]\nJoanie loves Chachi! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000867\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Pepper Brooks<\/span><\/a>:\nEffin' A, Cotton, Effin' A! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<span class=\"character\">Casino Worker<\/span>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">a casino worker and a security guard wheels out a huge treasue chest<\/span>]\nHere are your winnings, Mr. La Fleur. Congratuations. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nRight on time. I appreciate it. Thanks, guys. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">curious with anger<\/span>]\nWinnings? What winnings? What winnings? What is that? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, gosh! I totally forgot to tell you, White. I took the $100,000 bribe you gave me last night and I put on us to win. We were going at fifty to one. Anyone? Top of your head. What's 50 times $100,000? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0601376\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Owen<\/span><\/a>:\n$50,000? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0852132\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Kate Veatch<\/span><\/a>:\n$5 million! Peter, are you kidding me? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">opens the treasure chest, revealing stacks of cash<\/span>]\nSurprise! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nWe should mate. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0852132\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Kate Veatch<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nDate! We should date some time. Socially. Go out and kick it. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Kate retches, then forces it down<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nAre you okay? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0852132\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Kate Veatch<\/span><\/a>:\nI'm fine. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nIn some cultures, they only eat vomit. I never been there, but I read about it... *in a book*. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0170550\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Cotton McKnight<\/span><\/a>:\nIt's time to separate the wheat from the chaff, the men from the boys, the awkwardly feminine from the possibly Canadian. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0170550\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Cotton McKnight<\/span><\/a>:\nLooks like it's gonna be a two-on-one, a m\u00e9nage \u00e0 trois of pain. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000867\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Pepper Brooks<\/span><\/a>:\nUsually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0170550\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Cotton McKnight<\/span><\/a>:\nDo you believe in unlikelihoods? Average Joe's shocking the dodgeball world and upsetting Globo Gym in the championship match! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000867\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Pepper Brooks<\/span><\/a>:\nUnbelievable! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0170550\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Cotton McKnight<\/span><\/a>:\nLadies and gentlemen, I have been to the Great Wall of China, I have seen the Pyramids of Egypt, I've even witnessed a grown man satisfy a camel. But never in all my years as a sportscaster have I witnessed something as improbable, as impossible, as what we've witnessed here today! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nFuckin' Chuck Norris! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001800\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Patches O'Houlihan<\/span><\/a>:\nIf you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nStick it in your ear, La Fleur. I wouldn't sell you your gym back for all of King Midas' silver. The gym is mine! So you can take your band of yellow-bellied losers and just crawl on outta here! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nYou're right, White. I can't make you sell back my gym, so I'll just take your advice and invest in something. Say... the controlling stake of Globo Gym. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nThat's preposterous! I'd never allow it. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0852132\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Kate Veatch<\/span><\/a>:\nGlobo Gym is a publicly-traded company, there's nothing you can do about it. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nSo, I would control Globo Gym and... everything that Globo Gym owns. Which as of last night is Average Joe's Gym! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Average Joe's Team cheering<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nI'm your new boss, White. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nYou can't be my boss! Nobody's my boss! I'm my own boss! I created myself! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nYou're fired, pal. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Kate decapitates White Goodman's cardboard stand-up with a well-aimed dodgeball. Everyone stares at her<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0852132\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Kate Veatch<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat? Eight years of softball. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0930282\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Dwight<\/span><\/a>:\nMan, she gotta be a lesbian. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nShe is *not* a lesbian. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001800\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Patches O'Houlihan<\/span><\/a>:\nAll I know is, that dyke can play! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nAllow me the pleasure of introducing you to Blade... Laser... Blazer... <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0170550\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Cotton McKnight<\/span><\/a>:\nAverage Joe's has a tough job, facing the Lumberjacks. These woodsmen probably haven't even smelled a woman in eight months. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000867\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Pepper Brooks<\/span><\/a>:\nThey must masturbate a lot, Cotton. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0170550\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Cotton McKnight<\/span><\/a>:\nOh! Right in the testicles! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000867\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Pepper Brooks<\/span><\/a>:\nOuchtown, population you, bro! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0930282\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Dwight<\/span><\/a>:\nWe're still missing the teenage love puppy and Steve the Pirate. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0601376\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Owen<\/span><\/a>:\nWho's Steve the Pirate? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0930282\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Dwight<\/span><\/a>:\nThe only guy on our team that dresses like a pirate! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0601376\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Owen<\/span><\/a>:\nWait, there's a guy on our team who dresses like a pirate? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nThis is it, La 'Loser.' You ready for the, whoo, hurricane? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nJust don't go cryin' to your mommy when I spank you in front of all these people, White. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nYou don't go cryin' to your daddy after I wipe it up with your face. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nUh, White? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nYou look awful fat in those pants. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0170550\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Cotton McKnight<\/span><\/a>:\nLet me tell you, a double-fault final-play elimination hasn't occurred since the Helsinki episode of 1919, and I think we all remember how THAT turned out! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0852132\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Kate Veatch<\/span><\/a>:\nAre you reading the dictionary? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, you caught me. I like to break a mental sweat too. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001800\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Patches O'Houlihan<\/span><\/a>:\nIf you want to have dodgeball victory, you have to grab it by its haunches and you gotta hump it into submission! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0701512\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Fran<\/span><\/a>:\nI am in extreme state of arousal. Please to make sex all over my face. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nCome on, Kate. It's time to put your mouth where our balls are. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0876138\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Steve the Pirate<\/span><\/a>:\nThe dread pirate Steve be in no man's debt. I'll make a barter with ya; true as the north star. In exchange for your kindness, I'll be sharing me buried treasure with ya... once I find it, that be. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0170550\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Cotton McKnight<\/span><\/a>:\nAnd the Average Joe's beat the Germans in a *shocking* upset. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000867\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Pepper Brooks<\/span><\/a>:\nI feel *shocked*. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah, I hope you're all happy now. Good guy wins, Bad guy loses. Big freaking surprise. I love happy endings. You know, that's the problem with... the American cinema: Can't handle any complexity in it, you know? \"Don't make me think, I just wanna be entertained.\" All right, fine. You want a little something, something for the ride home? Check these boots out for size. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0876138\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Steve the Pirate<\/span><\/a>:\nSteve's gotta go drain the sea-monster. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nThere's no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the employee-employer relationship. Unless you're into that sort of thing. In which case, I got some shackles in the back. I'm just kidding. But seriously, I've got 'em. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nHang on a second. You wanna become a cheerleader to prove you are not a loser? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0519043\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Justin<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah. Why? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nNothing. High school's changed a bit since I was a kid. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nI'm white. I'm white. W-H-I-T... E. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0852132\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Kate Veatch<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">outside Kate's house<\/span>]\nWhite? What are you doing here? How do you know where I live? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nIt's called the Freedom of Information Act, Kate. The hippies finally got something right! Ha-ha! Just kidding. But not really. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0740535\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gordon<\/span><\/a>:\nHey, Honey! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">his wife gives the \"L\" sign<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0740535\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gordon<\/span><\/a>:\n\"L\" for love! Good times. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0930282\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Dwight<\/span><\/a>:\n\"L\" for love? That doesn't mean love, Gordon... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nNo, it's... people have different translations for different things and that's a special bond that you have with uh... with your mail-order wife. I think that's nice. It's fine. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">last lines<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nYou happy? Fatty make a funny? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nDonde est\u00e1 la biblioteca, Pedro? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nWhite? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nWe're opening a new Globo Gym in Mexico City, so I've been boning up on my Spanish. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nToo bad Hallmark doesn't make a \"Sorry your dodgeball coach got killed by two tons of irony\" card. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0701512\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Fran<\/span><\/a>:\nYou are the one that stares at me. Why is this? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0601376\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Owen<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">even though Fran is a tough, scary, Slavic woman<\/span>]\nBecause you are the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001800\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Patches O'Houlihan<\/span><\/a>:\nI love the smell of queef in the morning. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000867\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Pepper Brooks<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">Average Joe's team comes out in S &amp; M gear<\/span>]\nI feel like I'm watching a Cher video. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0170550\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Cotton McKnight<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">after Average Joes dressed in S&amp;M enters the arena; slowly takes off glasses<\/span>]\nOh, my sweet Jesus. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000867\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Pepper Brooks<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">stares stupidly<\/span>]\nThat's rad. <\/p><p>\n<span class=\"character\">Audience Member<\/span>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">to Peter<\/span>]\nHey, asshole! You guys *suck*! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0740535\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gordon<\/span><\/a>:\nGuy, not to sound negative, but we've only had one customer, and it's that weird guy who keeps paying Justin to wash his truck. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">the guys turn around to see Justin scrubbing a monster truck<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0930908\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Weird Guy with Monster Truck<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">while picking his belly button<\/span>]\nThat's it, boy. Get in there nice and deep-like. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0852132\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Kate Veatch<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">Peter sees her house for the first time<\/span>]\nI like... unicorns. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0601376\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Owen<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">after Patches O'Houlihan has been killed<\/span>]\nLook on the bright side, at least we've still got Peter! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0930282\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Dwight<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah, but Globo Gym's got guys named Laser, and Blazer, and Tazer, and all kinds of \"azer's\"! Without Patches, we're going to get our taints handed to us, that's what! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0519043\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Justin<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">Whispers to Gordon<\/span>]\nWhat's a taint? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0740535\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gordon<\/span><\/a>:\nI don't know, but it sounds *bad*! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000279\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Young Patches O'Houlihan<\/span><\/a>:\nDodgeball is a sport of violence, exclusion, and degradation. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nThis doesn't concern you, La Fleur. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nNot nearly as much as your hair does. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nHey, White. I didn't think that Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide to skip arts and crafts? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nYes, I did. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nYou're adopted! Your parents don't even love you! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">after sudden death is announced<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0170550\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Cotton McKnight<\/span><\/a>:\nLadies and gentlemen, prepare to witness the greatest happening in sport: sudden-death dodgeball. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000867\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Pepper Brooks<\/span><\/a>:\nPepper needs new shorts! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">a hyper-obese White watches the commercial for Average Joe's before turning off the TV in disgust<\/span>]\nSpare me... I won that tournament... fuckin' Chuck Norris! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001800\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Patches O'Houlihan<\/span><\/a>:\nYou couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001800\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Patches O'Houlihan<\/span><\/a>:\nTomorrow, we're gonna pecker-slap those Globo Gym bastards! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0930282\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Dwight<\/span><\/a>:\nI hope he falls off the roller coaster and breaks every bone in his body. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0852132\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Kate Veatch<\/span><\/a>:\nNice Dwight. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0930282\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Dwight<\/span><\/a>:\nHey I'm just sayin' it happens. My cousin Ray-Ray, boop, dead. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0852132\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Kate Veatch<\/span><\/a>:\nYou fired me so I would date you? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nYuh-huh. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0852132\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Kate Veatch<\/span><\/a>:\nYou are a crazy little man. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm1616263\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Angry Troop #417 Girl<\/span><\/a>:\nGod damn you, Bernice! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0601376\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Owen<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">after Patches got smashed with sign<\/span>]\nWell... it's probably the way he wanted to go... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0930282\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Dwight<\/span><\/a>:\n...What? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000279\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Young Patches O'Houlihan<\/span><\/a>:\nThis is Patches O'Houlihan saying \"Take care of your balls, and they'll take care of you.\" <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0519043\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Justin<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, it'll be worth my while when I make the cheerleading squad this time. Prove to Amber and everyone else that I'm not a loser. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nWait, you want to make the cheerleading squad to prove to a girl that you are not a loser? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0519043\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Justin<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah... Why? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nNothing, just high school's changed a little since I was a kid. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">first lines: Globo Gym commercial<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm1563281\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Globo Gym Ad Narrator<\/span><\/a>:\nTired of the same old you? Tired of being out of shape and out of luck with the opposite sex? Tired of being overweight and under-attractive? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">finishing a ride on the skis<\/span>]\nYeah! Oh, hello. I'm White Goodman, Owner, Operator, and Founder of Globo Gym America Corp, and I'm here to tell you that you don't have to be stuck with what ya got. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">a buffed Globo Gym member is lifting weights<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nHey, Rory. Looking good. Here at Globo Gym, we understand that \"Ugliness\" and \"Fatness\" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">climbing on the rocky wall; grunts<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nAnd that's where we come in. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">cackling<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nGlobo Gym employs a highly-trained, quasi-cultural staff of personal alterational specialists. And with our competitively-priced on-site cosmetic surgery, we can turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every morning into a Franken-fine! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">wheels out a bandaged-like-a-mummy person in a wheelchair<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nOf course you'll still be you in a legal sense, but think of it as a thinner, more attractive, better you than you could ever become without us. How do I know? Well, I'm not only the founder of Globo Gym. I'm also a client. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">a picture of a 600-pound White Goodman from 14 years ago<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nThat's me. Six years and 600 pounds ago... before I knew how much I hated myself. But that all changed once I founded Globo Gym. But don't just take my word for it. Listen to these Globo-Gymers tell you how it is. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nYou had me at blood and semen. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0930282\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Dwight<\/span><\/a>:\nWe could sell blood and semen. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">everyone gives him a strange look<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0930282\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Dwight<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat? Not mixed together. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0170550\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Cotton McKnight<\/span><\/a>:\nLas Vegas. A city built of hot sand, broken dreams and $5 lobster. A city where you can get a happy ending, if you pay a little extra. A city home to a sporting event greater than the World Cup, World Series and World War II combined. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nDon't worry so much about this Amber situation. It'll all work itself out in the end. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0519043\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Justin<\/span><\/a>:\nThanks, Pete. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nYou'll laugh at this one day. I'm laughing already. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nMeet Fran Stalinofskivitchdavitovichsky. In her home country of Romanovia, dodgeball is the national sport and her nuclear power plant's team won the championship five years running, which makes her the deadliest woman on earth with a dodgeball. Ball me, Blazer. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Blazer passes him a dodgeball<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nShow them, Fran. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Fran takes the ball and hurls it at a man on the other side of the bar, knocking him into the jukebox. He drops to the floor, limp<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nAnd that's just her change-up. End of demo. We are the Globo Gym Purple Cobras, and we will, we will, rock you! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0519043\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Justin<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">frightened whisper<\/span>]\nI think that guy might really be dead. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nSo, that's the deal... I give you $100,000. You sign over the deed to your gym. Period. End o' story. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nYou really think you can come in here and buy me out, White? You're a lot dumber than I thought. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nHmm. Oh, I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you thought that I think that I thought I was once. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0852132\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Kate Veatch<\/span><\/a>:\nMr La Fleur, I can assure you this is a very serious situation. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah, no, this is extremely serious, Mrs, uh, Veach... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0852132\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Kate Veatch<\/span><\/a>:\nIt's Ms. I'm going to need to review all of your financial statements and assess any tax liabilities there may be. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nAbsolutely. I don't know how you say Ms for a Mr 'cause it's just Mr, but if there was a Ms Mr, I'm a Ms as well. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0852132\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Kate Veatch<\/span><\/a>:\nThat... is a really interesting painting. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nThank you. Yeah, that's me, taking the bull by the horns. It's how I handle business. It's a metaphor. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0852132\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Kate Veatch<\/span><\/a>:\nI get it. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nBut that actually happened, though. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nThat feels good. Oh, that tickle machine <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">chuckles<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">Peter's dog, Crash, jumps on him<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nCrash, no! Crash, out! Bad dog! No grundle. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">from the G.G. commercial<\/span>]\nC'mon down and join the winning team, because here at Globo Gym... <\/p><p>\n<span class=\"character\">White &amp; The Globo Gym Team<\/span>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">all together<\/span>]\nWe're better than you... <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nand we know it! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">disgust<\/span>]\nSpare me. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">a classic Dodgeball instructional film begins<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm1563281\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Uber Film Narrator<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">U.A.I.F fanfare<\/span>]\nUber-American Instructional Films, teaching America's youth since 1938. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Opening; A boy rides a scooter, while a girl jogs behind him. Now we see a young boy painting a fence<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm1563281\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Uber Film Narrator<\/span><\/a>:\nHey there, Timmy! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm1064823\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Timmy<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">yells<\/span>]\nHoly mackerel, Mister. You scared the jeepers out of me. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm1563281\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Uber Film Narrator<\/span><\/a>:\nHow would you like to take a break from that fine lead-based paint... and learn about Dodgeball? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm1064823\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Timmy<\/span><\/a>:\nBoy, would I! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">the next scene take Timmy into a Opium Dem in China<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm1064823\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Timmy<\/span><\/a>:\nWow! Where am I, Mister? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm1563281\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Uber Film Narrator<\/span><\/a>:\nYou're in a Chinese Opium Dem, Timmy. This is where the sport of Dodgeball was invented in the 15th Century... by Opium-addictive Chinamen. But back then, the Chinamen threw severed heads at each other, instead of the A.D.A.A.-approved balls we use today. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm1064823\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Timmy<\/span><\/a>:\nA.D.A.A.? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm1563281\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Uber Film Narrator<\/span><\/a>:\nThat's the American Dodgeball Association of America. Dodgeball is played with six players on each team... and six rubber balls. The object of the game is to eliminate the opposing players. Once all the players on team are eliminated, the opposing team wins! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm1064823\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Timmy<\/span><\/a>:\nWow! I can't wait to get the fellas together and play! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001800\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Patches O'Houlihan<\/span><\/a>:\nI ain't crazy and I ain't a guy. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0876138\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Steve the Pirate<\/span><\/a>:\nI'm gonna send you all to hell! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nIn thirty days I'll be bulldozing that shit-heap you call a gym into permanent nothingness. And I can only hope that you, and the mongrel race that comprise your membership, are inside it when I do. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">about Average Joe's<\/span>]\nOh, really, you like it over there with those freaks in Losertown? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0852132\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Kate Veatch<\/span><\/a>:\nFreaks? They're not freaks, they're people just like you and me. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nPeople, haha, people just like you and me! That is what I love about you Kate! You've got a *personality*! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">the Average Joes are dressed in S&amp;M leather<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<span class=\"character\">Audience Member<\/span>:\nHey, asshole! You guys suck! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">the judges vote to let Average Joe's play<\/span>]\nThat is pure poppycock! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">while everyone is doing the shuttle run<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001800\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Patches O'Houlihan<\/span><\/a>:\nCome on! I get better runs in my shorts! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, hello, Kate. I wasn't aware I was paying you to \"socialize\". <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0852132\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Kate Veatch<\/span><\/a>:\nYou're not. I'm off the clock. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, isn't that convenient for you? And the clock. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">White reaches out to kiss Kate<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nTo be continued... <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">She twists his arm and slams his face into the wall<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0852132\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Kate Veatch<\/span><\/a>:\nYou don't get to touch me, ever! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nHere at Globo Gym we're better than you, and we know it. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nThank you, Chuck Norris. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001569\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Chuck Norris<\/span><\/a>:\nThank *you*, Peter. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0170550\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Cotton McKnight<\/span><\/a>:\nIt looks like the clock is about to strike midnight on this Cinderella story, turning Average Joe's into the proverbial pumpkin. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000867\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Pepper Brooks<\/span><\/a>:\nI sure do like pumpkins, Cotton. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nOh, Kate, I didn't realize you were here. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0852132\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Kate Veatch<\/span><\/a>:\nYou asked me to come, White. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">reading a dictionary<\/span>]\nWell, you caught me, I like to break a mental sweat too. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nWe ARE the Globo Gym Purple Cobras... and we will, we will, rock you! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">the whole team slaps their thighs, then rears up and hisses loudly<\/span>]\n<\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0852132\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Kate Veatch<\/span><\/a>:\nI'm not a banker, I'm a lawyer. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nReally? What kind of law are you involved in, pretty eyes? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0852132\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Kate Veatch<\/span><\/a>:\nSexual harassment, mostly. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0601376\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Owen<\/span><\/a>:\nI'm gonna catch up with you guys later. I'm gonna have a bathroom... go to the drink... in the bathroom. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0930282\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Dwight<\/span><\/a>:\nWhatever you do, wash your hands. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0170550\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Cotton McKnight<\/span><\/a>:\nWe haven't seen Average Joe's yet. They haven't made it to the court. It could be a psychological ploy, or something worse. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000867\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Pepper Brooks<\/span><\/a>:\nThey're definitely not on the court, Cotton. Their absence is noticeable. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001327\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">German Coach<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">shouting in German<\/span>]\nYou are all swine! You have brought shame to your houses! Losers! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, if you can't raise fifty thousand dollars with an impromptu carwash, I guess it just wasn't in the cards. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000867\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Pepper Brooks<\/span><\/a>:\nGood toss by the submissive out there! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001800\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Patches O'Houlihan<\/span><\/a>:\nI've got some hookers in my room. What do you say we go celebrate? My treat. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nNo, thanks I'll just stick with the scarf, but thank you. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001800\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Patches O'Houlihan<\/span><\/a>:\nSuit yourself, queer. <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Patches turns and drives off<\/span>]\n<\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0519043\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Justin<\/span><\/a>:\nHow many teams are in this qualifier? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0740535\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gordon<\/span><\/a>:\nUh, two. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0519043\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Justin<\/span><\/a>:\nSo all we have to do is beat this team and we're in the Vegas Open, right? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0740535\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gordon<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0601376\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Owen<\/span><\/a>:\nThat seems pretty simple. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0930282\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Dwight<\/span><\/a>:\nWho's the other team? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0740535\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gordon<\/span><\/a>:\nUh, I have it right here, just a second... Troop 417. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0876138\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Steve the Pirate<\/span><\/a>:\nChrist! We're playin' Boy Scouts! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nNot quite! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Troop 417 are tough-looking Girl Scouts; one spits on the ground<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0876138\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Steve the Pirate<\/span><\/a>:\nBOLLOCKS! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nMy gym is worth more than four million dollars, your gym isn't even worth four. My gym has stockholders, your gym doesn't even have cup holders. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nWhy would I want cup holders. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nI found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya, it feels phenomenal! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">to Peter La Fleur<\/span>]\nGlobo Gym is a beacon of human physical perfection... a benchmark in the fitness community! Your \"gym\" is a skidmark on the underpants of society! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001800\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Patches O'Houlihan<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">Giving advice from beyond the grave to Peter LaFleur at the climactic game<\/span>]\nListen up, crotch stain. Remember your training, and trust your instincts. You can do it! I believe in you! Bye-bye! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001800\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Patches O'Houlihan<\/span><\/a>:\nYou're about as useful as a poopie-flavored lollipop. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001800\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Patches O'Houlihan<\/span><\/a>:\nMy sweet dick, it's magic! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0519043\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Justin<\/span><\/a>:\nThis place is too important to us! Gordon, where do you go when your wife changes the locks? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0740535\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Gordon<\/span><\/a>:\nAverage Joe's. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0519043\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Justin<\/span><\/a>:\nRight! Dwight, Owen, what are you going to do if Average Joe's closes? You gonna work at the airport again? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0930282\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Dwight<\/span><\/a>:\nSay what? I ain't working at no airport! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0519043\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Justin<\/span><\/a>:\nNo, 'cause you hated it! Steve! Where is it you go to do... whatever it is that you do? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0876138\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Steve the Pirate<\/span><\/a>:\nGarrr! Joe's be the only place for Steve! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nTeam? What team? Your best player thinks he's a pirate. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nFirst of all, he is way more of a pirate than you'll ever be! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nIt was an accident, come on! I thought she was in play! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0438425\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tournament Referee<\/span><\/a>:\nNot a chance. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nWell, we're sweating like greased monkeys out of here and I can't hold on a new ball. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0438425\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tournament Referee<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">whistle blowing<\/span>]\nNo elimination, double fault! Double fault, you stepped over the line on the throw! Double fault! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nWhat? <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">comes over to Referee, Me'Shell snarls<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nYou gotta be out of your mind, that is the worst call I've ever seen! I mean I'm out here busting my butt, and you come in here with a bush-league call like that? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm1410687\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Me'Shell Jones<\/span><\/a>:\nCome on! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nThat is total bullcrap! <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0438425\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tournament Referee<\/span><\/a>:\nADAA Continuation 113-D, sir. Sudden Death! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">All the crowd cheering<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nAll right, bring it. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nNobody makes White Goodman bleed his own blood. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nAt Globo Gym we understand that \"ugliness\" and \"fatness\" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">closing credits; 1st ever Average Joe's commerical upon the takeover from Globo Gym<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nHi. I'm Peter La Fleur, Owner and Operator of Average Joe's Gym. And I'm here to tell you, you're perfect just the way you are. But if you feel like losing a few pounds, gettin' healthier, and making some good friends in the process... <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">hands a towel to a female member<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\n...then Joe's is the place for you. Don't forget that Youth Dodgeball classes are forming right now. So come on down and learn a great game the way it's supposed to be played. Right, kids? <\/p><p>\n<span class=\"character\">Average Joe's Kids<\/span>:\nRight! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">throws the balls at Peter and the team<\/span>]\n<\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nPrepare to be humiliated on cable television! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0930282\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Dwight<\/span><\/a>:\nBad morning boss? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nThey usually follow good nights, Dwight. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000638\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Dodgeball Chancellor<\/span><\/a>:\nCaptains, shake hands. Let's have a clean match. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">holds out his hand<\/span>]\nGood luck, White. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">reaches to take it, then pulls a psych<\/span>]\nCram it up your cramhole, La Fleur! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nAnd they love you. Whoo, do they love you. You're their Fonzie, Pete. \"Heeeeey.\" Right? <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nSuck failure, freaks. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001800\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Patches O'Houlihan<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">about Gordon getting angry<\/span>]\nGo you crazy son of a bitch GO! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001800\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Patches O'Houlihan<\/span><\/a>:\nThose men and that muff-diver believe in you. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nYou're going down like a sweet muffin! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<span class=\"character\">Voice on phone<\/span>:\nThis is Seth from Videorama. The following DVDs are now overdue: \"Drunken Hussies 3\", \"Backdoor Patrol 5\" and \"Bona Lisa Smile\". Thank you. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nYou must be \"Daddy\"... <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nThere's someone out there for everybody. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0601376\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Owen<\/span><\/a>:\nYou think? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nAbsolutely. In some cases, there's two somebodies for one person. I like to call that \"the jackpot\". <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nLast I heard, my gym makes money. Yours doesn't. My gym's worth over $4 million. Your gym isn't worth four. I have shareholders. You haven't even got cup holders. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nDo you smell that fitness? I do. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0876138\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Steve the Pirate<\/span><\/a>:\nYarr, I be the dread pirate Steve! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0701512\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Fran<\/span><\/a>:\nPlease to do it again... from the backside. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nYou like the freaky stuff, huh? That's cool. I can be naughty, too. Real, freaky naughty. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nI know you've been hiding some feelings for me. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0852132\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Kate Veatch<\/span><\/a>:\nYeah. Nausea. If you don't leave in two seconds, you'll know how that feels. <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">before the championship game<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nOkay guys, let's play smart. Wait for your two-on-ones, cover closely for your pickups. What's our team motto? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0601376\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Owen<\/span><\/a>:\nAim low? <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000681\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Peter La Fleur<\/span><\/a>:\nThat's right. All I'm asking is that you give it your best for Patches. I say we go out there, we let it all hang loose, try to have some fun. 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I'm afraid, by rule, your team must be disqualified. <\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm1616263\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Angry Troop #417 Girl<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">throws her cap into Bernice's chest and storms off<\/span>]\nGoddamn you Bernice! Ooohh! <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">Bernice, a very hairy &amp; large girl with a very deep voice &amp; slight mustache cries into her hands<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0035664\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Mr. Ralph<\/span><\/a>:\nBy the power vested in me, I declared the winner of this year's Dodgeball regional qualified tournament and grammar jamboree to be... 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Give me a break! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">repeated line<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0438425\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">Tournament Referee<\/span><\/a>:\nWinner: Average Joe's! <\/p>    <\/div><hr\/><div class=\"imdb_quote\">\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\n[<span class=\"fine\">after credits scene, White Goodman is dancing to Kelis' Milkshake<\/span>]\nMy milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like its better than yours, damn right its better than yours, I could teach you but I have to charge <\/p><p>\n[<span class=\"fine\">stops singing<\/span>]\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001774\/?ref_=tt_trv_qu\"><span class=\"character\">White Goodman<\/span><\/a>:\nFatty make it funny <\/p>    <\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A true underdog story. 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