This week, we takes a deep dive, yes we do… into the dark and winding paths of The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, the middle child of the great trilogy! We hisses and praises, we bites and we breaks it down, precious. The acting, yess… the brave ones and the tricksy ones. The settings… ohhh the beautiful filthy places—Helm’s Deep, Fangorn, and nasty Mordor. We loves it, we hates it… we analyzes it!

We gives our precious opinions on the lore, the battles, and the burden of the ring. Is Gollum misunderstood? Is Frodo fading? What dis Sam’s issue with Golem? We knows, we discusses! And the actors, precious—the actors! Viggo, Elijah, Andy Serkis… yesss, we talks about them too.

So come listens, my loves… join us for a journey through the shadow and flame, through marshes and mountains. The second chapter is here, and it’s raw and wriggling, just like you like it.