Below is a collection of our ratings for each podcast. Movie titles are linked to an article page about that movie, including that movie podcast, our show notes and trivia.
HOW DO OUR RATINGS WORK?
We do our rating on a scale of One to Five F#cks. Five F#cks is a movie that we think is Cinematic Gold. We are ready to watch that movie anytime some says “Hey, you wanna watch that movie?” A One F#ck movie is a movie you really have no desire to ever see again…One and Done. And a Zero F#ck movie is a “F#ck you for making me watch this” type of movie. Or in otherwords, “We just don’t give a F#ck” about that movie.
Do you agree or disagree with any of our ratings? Let us know!
| Movie Title | Year Released | Don's Rating | Ken's Rating | Jon's Rating | Overall Rating | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Die Hard | 1988 | 4.75 | 5 | 4.5 | 4.75 | |
| The Shawshank Redemption | 1994 | 4.5 | 5 | 4.75 | 4.75 | |
| Elf | 2003 | 4.75 | 4.75 | 4.75 | 4.75 | |
| Kill Bill: Volume 2 | 2004 | 4.75 | 4.75 | 4.75 | 4.75 | |
| Train to Busan | 2016 | 4.75 | 4.75 | 4.75 | ||
| Ghostbusters: Afterlife | 2021 | 3.5 | 4.5 | 4.75 | 4.25 | |
| Saving Private Ryan | 1998 | 4 | 4.75 | 4 | 4.25 | |
| Hunt for the Wilderpeople | 2016 | 4.25 | 4.5 | 4 | 4.25 | |
| The Dark Knight | 2008 | 4.75 | 5 | 5 | 4.9 | |
| Raiders of the Lost Ark | 1981 | 4.75 | 5 | 5 | 4.9 | |
| Jaws | 1975 | 5 | 5 | 4.75 | 4.9 | |
| Ghostbusters | 1984 | 4.75 | 4.75 | 5 | 4.8 | |
| Kill Bill: Volume 1 | 2003 | 4.75 | 4.75 | 5 | 4.8 | |
| Lethal Weapon | 1987 | 5 | 5 | 4.5 | 4.8 | |
| GoodFellas | 1990 | 5 | 5 | 4 | 4.7 | |
| Pulp Fiction | 1994 | 4.75 | 5 | 4.25 | 4.7 | |
| Black Panther | 2018 | 4.75 | 4.75 | 4.5 | 4.7 | |
| Stand By Me | 1986 | 4.75 | 4.75 | 4.25 | 4.6 | |
| Rocky | 1976 | 4.75 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.6 | |
| Ocean's Eleven | 2001 | 5 | 5 | 3.75 | 4.6 | |
| A Quiet Place | 2018 | 4.75 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.6 | |
| John Wick 3: Chapter 3 – Parabellum | 2019 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | |
| Snatch | 2000 | 4.75 | 4.25 | 4.5 | 4.5 | |
| The Princess Bride | 1987 | 4 | 4.5 | 5 | 4.5 | |
| Shaun of the Dead | 2004 | 5 | 4.5 | 4 | 4.5 | |
| Alien | 1979 | 4.75 | 3.75 | 4.75 | 4.4 | |
| Shang Chi | 2021 | 4 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.3 | |
| The Crow | 1984 | 4.5 | 4 | 4.5 | 4.3 | |
| The Road Warrior | 1981 | 4.5 | 5 | 3.5 | 4.3 | |
| The Matrix | 1999 | 3 | 5 | 5 | 4.3 | |
| A Nightmare on Elm Street | 1984 | 4.75 | 3.25 | 5 | 4.3 | |
| Hot Fuzz | 2007 | 4.25 | 4.5 | 4.25 | 4.3 | |
| Scott Pilgrim vs. the World | 2010 | 4.5 | 3.75 | 4.75 | 4.3 | |
| Ferris Bueller's Day Off | 1986 | 3.75 | 5 | 4.25 | 4.3 | |
| The Big Lebowski | 1998 | 4.5 | 4 | 4 | 4.2 | |
| The Breakfast Club | 1985 | 4.5 | 4 | 4 | 4.2 | |
| Top Gun: Maverick | 2022 | 4.25 | 4.5 | 3.75 | 4.2 | |
| Thor: Love and Thunder | 2022 | 4.25 | 3.75 | 4.5 | 4.2 | |
| Casino Royale | 2006 | 3.75 | 4.75 | 4 | 4.2 | |
| Scream | 1996 | 4.75 | 3 | 4.75 | 4.2 | |
| Spider-Man: No Way Home | 2021 | 3.75 | 4 | 4.5 | 4.1 | |
| Clerks III | 2022 | 4.5 | 3.25 | 4.5 | 4.1 | |
| Violent Night | 2022 | 4 | 4 | 4.25 | 4.1 | |
| The Fifth Element | 1997 | 4 | 4.25 | 4 | 4.1 | |
| Big Fish | 2003 | 4 | 4.25 | 4 | 4.1 | |
| Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle | 2017 | 4.25 | 4 | 4 | 4.1 | |
| V for Vendetta | 2006 | 3.25 | 4.0 | 4.75 | 4 | |
| Edge of Tomorrow | 2014 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 | |
| Clerks II | 2006 | 4.5 | 3.5 | 4 | 4 | |
| The Batman | 2022 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 | |
| Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story | 2004 | 4 | 3.25 | 4.75 | 4 | |
| The Iron Giant | 1999 | 3.25 | 5 | 3.75 | 4 | |
| Zombieland | 2009 | 4.25 | 4 | 3.75 | 4 | |
| The Thing | 1982 | 4 | 4 | 4 | ||
| Hell or High Water | 2016 | 3 | 4.25 | 4 | 3.75 | |
| The Blues Brothers | 1980 | 3.75 | 4 | 3.5 | 3.75 | |
| Booksmart | 2019 | 4.25 | 3 | 4 | 3.75 | |
| Fallen | 1998 | 3.75 | 4 | 3.5 | 3.75 | |
| The Cabin in the Woods | 2012 | 4.5 | 2 | 4.75 | 3.75 | |
| Once Upon a Time in Mexico | 2003 | 4.75 | 2 | 3 | 3.25 | |
| Chef | 2014 | 4 | 3.75 | 2 | 3.25 | |
| Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness | 2022 | 3 | 3.5 | 3.25 | 3.25 | |
| Road House | 1989 | 3.75 | 3 | 3 | 3.25 | |
| Robocop | 1987 | 2.75 | 3.25 | 3.75 | 3.25 | |
| Doctor Sleep | 2019 | 3.5 | 3.25 | 3 | 3.25 | |
| The Muppet Movie | 1979 | 4.25 | 3 | 4 | 3.25 | |
| Grandma's Boy | 2006 | 3.5 | 2.75 | 3.5 | 3.25 | |
| The Suicide Squad | 2021 | 4 | 3.75 | 4 | 3.9 | |
| Moonrise Kingdom | 2012 | 4.25 | 4.25 | 3.25 | 3.9 | |
| The Descent | 2005 | 4.5 | 4.25 | 3 | 3.9 | |
| True Lies | 1994 | 3.5 | 4 | 4 | 3.8 | |
| Planes, Trains and Automobiles | 1987 | 3.5 | 4 | 4 | 3.8 | |
| Rambo: First Blood Part II | 1985 | 4.5 | 3 | 4 | 3.8 | |
| Black Panther: Wakanda Forever | 2022 | 3.5 | 4 | 4 | 3.8 | |
| Die Hard: 2: Die Harder | 1990 | 3.5 | 4 | 4 | 3.8 | |
| Silver Linings Playbook | 2012 | 4 | 4 | 3.5 | 3.8 | |
| Step Brothers | 2008 | 5 | 3 | 3.5 | 3.8 | |
| Inglourious Basterds | 2009 | 3.75 | 4.5 | 3.25 | 3.8 | |
| Dogma | 1999 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3.7 | |
| Halloween | 1978 | 3.5 | 4 | 3.5 | 3.7 | |
| The Outsiders | 1983 | 4.75 | 2.5 | 3.75 | 3.7 | |
| Green Street Hooligans | 2005 | 3.5 | 4 | 3.5 | 3.7 | |
| Talladega Nights | 2006 | 3.75 | 3 | 4.25 | 3.7 | |
| Interstellar | 2014 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3.7 | |
| Pee-Wee's Big Adventure | 1985 | 2.5 | 4.5 | 4 | 3.7 | |
| Miracle on 34th Street | 1947 | 3.75 | 4.25 | 3 | 3.7 | |
| 1917 | 2019 | 2.5 | 4.5 | 3.75 | 3.6 | |
| Top Gun | 1986 | 3.5 | 4 | 3.25 | 3.6 | |
| Commando | 1985 | 3.75 | 4 | 3 | 3.6 | |
| The Shining | 1980 | 4.25 | 4 | 2.5 | 3.6 | |
| Little Miss Sunshine | 2006 | 3 | 4.5 | 3 | 3.5 | |
| Peanut Butter Falcon | 2019 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | |
| Heat | 1995 | 3.75 | 4.25 | 2.5 | 3.5 | |
| Big Trouble in Little China | 1986 | 4.25 | 3 | 3.25 | 3.5 | |
| Devotion | 2022 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | |
| Free Guy | 2021 | 3.25 | 3 | 4.25 | 3.5 | |
| Monty Python and the Holy Grail | 1975 | 2.75 | 4.5 | 3.25 | 3.5 | |
| Tango and Cash | 1989 | 4.25 | 3 | 3 | 3.4 | |
| It | 2017 | 4 | 2 | 4.25 | 3.4 | |
| It: Chapter Two | 2019 | 3.75 | 2 | 4.5 | 3.4 | |
| Summer School | 1987 | 4.5 | 2.75 | 3 | 3.4 | |
| Ocean's 12 | 2004 | 4.5 | 3.25 | 2.5 | 3.4 | |
| Tremors | 1990 | 3.75 | 3.75 | 2.75 | 3.4 | |
| Barbarian | 2022 | 2 | 4 | 4.25 | 3.4 | |
| Office Space | 1999 | 2.75 | 3.5 | 4 | 3.4 | |
| Big | 1988 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3.3 | |
| Mallrats | 1995 | 4 | 2.5 | 3.5 | 3.3 | |
| The Greatest Showman | 2017 | 3 | 2.5 | 4.5 | 3.3 | |
| Scarface | 1983 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3.3 | |
| Airplane! | 1980 | 2.5 | 4.0 | 3.5 | 3.3 | |
| Ratatouille | 2007 | 3 | 4.5 | 2 | 3.2 | |
| Galaxy Quest | 1999 | 2.5 | 3 | 4 | 3.2 | |
| Red Dawn | 1984 | 3.75 | 2.5 | 3.25 | 3.2 | |
| Bloodsport | 1988 | 3.5 | 3 | 3 | 3.2 | |
| The Last Samurai | 2003 | 3 | 3.5 | 3 | 3.2 | |
| Gremlins | 1984 | 3.75 | 1.75 | 4 | 3.2 | |
| Starship Troopers | 1997 | 2.75 | 3.75 | 3 | 3.2 | |
| Catch Me If You Can | 2002 | 2.75 | 3.75 | 2.75 | 3.1 | |
| Flash Gordon | 1980 | 2.5 | 2 | 4.5 | 3 | |
| The Untouchables | 1987 | 2.5 | 4 | 2.5 | 3 | |
| The Wolf of Wall Street | 2013 | 4 | 1.5 | 3.75 | 3 | |
| The Running Man | 1987 | 3 | 2.75 | 3.25 | 3 | |
| Empire Records | 1995 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | |
| Love Actually | 2003 | 2.75 | 4.25 | 2 | 3 | |
| Atonement | 2007 | 3.25 | 3.25 | 1.5 | 2.67 | |
| Tommy Boy | 1995 | 2.5 | 2 | 4 | 2.8 | |
| Solo: A Star Wars Story | 2018 | 3 | 3 | 2.5 | 2.8 | |
| The Last Dragon | 1985 | 3.25 | 2 | 3.25 | 2.8 | |
| The Never Ending Story | 1984 | 3 | 2.5 | 3 | 2.8 | |
| Scrooged | 1988 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2.7 | |
| Priscilla Queen of the Desert | 1994 | 1.5 | 2.25 | 4.25 | 2.7 | |
| Cobra | 1986 | 3.5 | 1.5 | 2.75 | 2.6 | |
| Christine | 1983 | 3.5 | 2 | 2.25 | 2.6 | |
| Waterworld | 1995 | 2.75 | 3 | 2 | 2.6 | |
| The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou | 2004 | 3.5 | 1.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | |
| Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles | 1990 | 3 | 2.5 | 2 | 2.5 | |
| Speed | 1994 | 2.5 | 3 | 2 | 2.5 | |
| The Texas Chain Saw Massacre | 1974 | 2.5 | 3.5 | 1 | 2.4 | |
| Bone Tomahawk | 2015 | 3.75 | 1.5 | 2 | 2.4 | |
| American Psycho | 2000 | 4 | 1 | 2.25 | 2.4 | |
| Lone Wolf McQuade | 1983 | 2.75 | 2.25 | 2.25 | 2.4 | |
| Say Anything | 1989 | 3 | 3.5 | 0 | 2.2 | |
| BASEketball | 1998 | 3.5 | 1.25 | 1.75 | 2.2 | |
| Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory | 1971 | 2.5 | 1.5 | 2 | 2 | |
| Moulin Rouge | 2001 | 1 | 1.5 | 2.5 | 1.67 | |
| Evil Dead 2 | 1987 | 1 | 1 | 3.5 | 1.8 | |
| Friday the 13th | 2009 | 2.5 | 1 | 2 | 1.8 | |
| Cape Fear | 1991 | 2.5 | 1 | 2 | 1.8 | |
| Blazing Saddles | 1974 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 2 | 1.7 | |
| Idiocracy | 2006 | 1 | 2 | 1.6 | ||
| Halloween | 2007 | 1 | 1 | 2.5 | 1.5 | |
| A Scanner Darkly | 2006 | 1 | 2.5 | 1 | 1.5 | |
| The Natural | 1984 | 1 | 1.25 | 2 | 1.4 | |
| Rock of Ages | 2012 | 0.5 | 1.5 | 2.25 | 1.4 | |
| Cocaine Bear | 2023 | 1.75 | 0.5 | 2 | 1.4 | |
| 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag | 1997 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1.3 | |
| Waiting... | 2005 | 1 | 0.5 | 1.25 | 1.0 | |
| Nothing But Trouble | 1991 | 0.5 | 1 | 1.25 | 1 | |
| The Texas Chain Saw Massacre | 2003 | 0.5 | 1 | 0.5 | 0.67 | |
| Friday the 13th | 1980 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0.67 | |
| A Nightmare on Elm Street | 2010 | 0.5 | 0.5 | 0.5 | 0.5 |
