Below is a collection of our ratings for each podcast. Movie titles are linked to an article page about that movie, including that movie podcast, our show notes and trivia.
HOW DO OUR RATINGS WORK?
We do our rating on a scale of One to Five F#cks. Five F#cks is a movie that we think is Cinematic Gold. We are ready to watch that movie anytime some says “Hey, you wanna watch that movie?” A One F#ck movie is a movie you really have no desire to ever see again…One and Done. And a Zero F#ck movie is a “F#ck you for making me watch this” type of movie. Or in otherwords, “We just don’t give a F#ck” about that movie.
Do you agree or disagree with any of our ratings? Let us know!
| Movie Title | Year Released | Don's Rating | Ken's Rating | Jon's Rating | Overall Rating | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Dark Knight | 2008 | 4.75 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.9 | |
| Raiders of the Lost Ark | 1981 | 4.75 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.9 | |
| Jaws | 1975 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.75 | 4.9 | |
| Ghostbusters | 1984 | 4.75 | 4.75 | 5.0 | 4.8 | |
| Die Hard | 1988 | 4.75 | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.75 | |
| The Shawshank Redemption | 1994 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 4.75 | 4.75 | |
| Elf | 2003 | 4.75 | 4.75 | 4.75 | 4.75 | |
| GoodFellas | 1990 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.7 | |
| Pulp Fiction | 1994 | 4.75 | 5.0 | 4.25 | 4.7 | |
| Black Panther | 2018 | 4.75 | 4.75 | 4.5 | 4.7 | |
| John Wick 3: Chapter 3 – Parabellum | 2019 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | |
| Snatch | 2000 | 4.75 | 4.25 | 4.5 | 4.5 | |
| Ocean's Eleven | 2001 | 5.0 | 4.5 | 3.75 | 4.4 | |
| Shang Chi | 2021 | 4.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.3 | |
| The Crow | 1984 | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.5 | 4.3 | |
| The Road Warrior | 1981 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 3.5 | 4.3 | |
| The Matrix | 1999 | 3.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.3 | |
| A Nightmare on Elm Street | 1984 | 4.75 | 3.25 | 5.0 | 4.3 | |
| Hot Fuzz | 2007 | 4.25 | 4.5 | 4.25 | 4.3 | |
| Ghostbusters: Afterlife | 2021 | 3.5 | 4.5 | 4.75 | 4.25 | |
| Saving Private Ryan | 1998 | 4.0 | 4.75 | 4.0 | 4.25 | |
| The Big Lebowski | 1998 | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.2 | |
| The Breakfast Club | 1985 | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.2 | |
| Top Gun: Maverick | 2022 | 4.25 | 4.5 | 3.75 | 4.2 | |
| Thor: Love and Thunder | 2022 | 4.25 | 3.75 | 4.50 | 4.2 | |
| Spider-Man: No Way Home | 2021 | 3.75 | 4.0 | 4.5 | 4.1 | |
| Clerks III | 2022 | 4.5 | 3.25 | 4.5 | 4.1 | |
| Violent Night | 2022 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.25 | 4.1 | |
| The Fifth Element | 1997 | 4.0 | 4.25 | 4.0 | 4.1 | |
| Edge of Tomorrow | 2014 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | |
| Clerks II | 2006 | 4.5 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | |
| The Batman | 2022 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | |
| Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story | 2004 | 4.0 | 3.25 | 4.75 | 4.0 | |
| The Iron Giant | 1999 | 3.25 | 5.0 | 3.75 | 4.0 | |
| The Suicide Squad | 2021 | 4.0 | 3.75 | 4.0 | 3.9 | |
| Moonrise Kingdom | 2012 | 4.25 | 4.25 | 3.25 | 3.9 | |
| True Lies | 1994 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 3.8 | |
| Planes, Trains and Automobiles | 1987 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 3.8 | |
| Rambo: First Blood Part II | 1985 | 4.5 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 3.8 | |
| Black Panther: Wakanda Forever | 2022 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 3.8 | |
| Die Hard: 2: Die Harder | 1990 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 3.8 | |
| Hell or High Water | 2016 | 3.0 | 4.25 | 4.0 | 3.75 | |
| The Blues Brothers | 1980 | 3.75 | 4.0 | 3.5 | 3.75 | |
| Booksmart | 2019 | 4.25 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 3.75 | |
| Dogma | 1999 | 4.0 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 3.7 | |
| Halloween | 1978 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 3.5 | 3.7 | |
| The Outsiders | 1983 | 4.75 | 2.5 | 3.75 | 3.7 | |
| Green Street Hooligans | 2005 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 3.5 | 3.7 | |
| Talladega Nights | 2006 | 3.75 | 3.0 | 4.25 | 3.7 | |
| 1917 | 2019 | 2.5 | 4.5 | 3.75 | 3.6 | |
| Top Gun | 1986 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 3.25 | 3.6 | |
| Commando | 1985 | 3.75 | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.6 | |
| The Shining | 1980 | 4.25 | 4.0 | 2.5 | 3.6 | |
| Little Miss Sunshine | 2006 | 3.0 | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.5 | |
| Peanut Butter Falcon | 2019 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | |
| Heat | 1995 | 3.75 | 4.25 | 2.5 | 3.5 | |
| Big Trouble in Little China | 1986 | 4.25 | 3.0 | 3.25 | 3.5 | |
| Devotion | 2022 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | |
| Tango and Cash | 1989 | 4.25 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.4 | |
| It | 2017 | 4.0 | 2.0 | 4.25 | 3.4 | |
| It: Chapter Two | 2019 | 3.75 | 2.0 | 4.5 | 3.4 | |
| Big | 1988 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.3 | |
| Mallrats | 1995 | 4.0 | 2.5 | 3.5 | 3.3 | |
| Once Upon a Time in Mexico | 2003 | 4.75 | 2.0 | 3.0 | 3.25 | |
| Chef | 2014 | 4.0 | 3.75 | 2.0 | 3.25 | |
| Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness | 2022 | 3.0 | 3.5 | 3.25 | 3.25 | |
| Road House | 1989 | 3.75 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.25 | |
| Robocop | 1987 | 2.75 | 3.25 | 3.75 | 3.25 | |
| Ratatouille | 2007 | 3.0 | 4.5 | 2.0 | 3.2 | |
| Galaxy Quest | 1999 | 2.5 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 3.2 | |
| Red Dawn | 1984 | 3.75 | 2.5 | 3.25 | 3.2 | |
| Bloodsport | 1988 | 3.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.2 | |
| Catch Me If You Can | 2002 | 2.75 | 3.75 | 2.75 | 3.1 | |
| Flash Gordon | 1980 | 2.5 | 2.0 | 4.5 | 3.0 | |
| The Untouchables | 1987 | 2.5 | 4.0 | 2.5 | 3.0 | |
| The Wolf of Wall Street | 2013 | 4.0 | 1.5 | 3.75 | 3.0 | |
| The Running Man | 1987 | 3.0 | 2.75 | 3.25 | 3.0 | |
| Empire Records | 1995 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | |
| Tommy Boy | 1995 | 2.5 | 2.0 | 4.0 | 2.8 | |
| Solo: A Star Wars Story | 2018 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 2.5 | 2.8 | |
| Scrooged | 1988 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 2.0 | 2.7 | |
| Priscilla Queen of the Desert | 1994 | 1.5 | 2.25 | 4.25 | 2.7 | |
| Atonement | 2007 | 3.25 | 3.25 | 1.5 | 2.67 | |
| Cobra | 1986 | 3.5 | 1.5 | 2.75 | 2.6 | |
| Christine | 1983 | 3.5 | 2.0 | 2.25 | 2.6 | |
| Waterworld | 1995 | 2.75 | 3.0 | 2.0 | 2.6 | |
| The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou | 2004 | 3.5 | 1.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | |
| Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles | 1990 | 3.0 | 2.5 | 2.0 | 2.5 | |
| Speed | 1994 | 2.5 | 3.0 | 2.0 | 2.5 | |
| The Texas Chain Saw Massacre | 1974 | 2.5 | 3.5 | 1.0 | 2.4 | |
| Bone Tomahawk | 2015 | 3.75 | 1.5 | 2.0 | 2.4 | |
| American Psycho | 2000 | 4.0 | 1.0 | 2.25 | 2.4 | |
| Lone Wolf McQuade | 1983 | 2.75 | 2.25 | 2.25 | 2.4 | |
| Say Anything | 1989 | 3.0 | 3.5 | 0 | 2.2 | |
| BASEketball | 1998 | 3.5 | 1.25 | 1.75 | 2.2 | |
| Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory | 1971 | 2.5 | 1.5 | 2.0 | 2.0 | |
| Evil Dead 2 | 1987 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 3.5 | 1.8 | |
| Friday the 13th | 2009 | 2.5 | 1.0 | 2.0 | 1.8 | |
| Cape Fear | 1991 | 2.5 | 1.0 | 2.0 | 1.8 | |
| Blazing Saddles | 1974 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 2.0 | 1.7 | |
| Moulin Rouge | 2001 | 1.0 | 1.5 | 2.5 | 1.67 | |
| Halloween | 2007 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 2.5 | 1.5 | |
| A Scanner Darkly | 2006 | 1.0 | 2.5 | 1.0 | 1.5 | |
| The Natural | 1984 | 1.0 | 1.25 | 2.0 | 1.4 | |
| The Texas Chain Saw Massacre | 2003 | .5 | 1.0 | .5 | 0.67 | |
| Friday the 13th | 1980 | 1.0 | 0.0 | 1.0 | 0.67 | |
| A Nightmare on Elm Street | 2010 | .5 | .5 | .5 | 0.5 |
