Podcast 249: Heart Eyes

Heart Eyes

Movie Title: Heart Eyes
Release Date: February 7, 2025
Runtime: 97 minutes
Director: Josh Ruben
Screenplay Written By: Phillip Murphy, Christopher Landon, and Michael Kennedy
Based On: Original screenplay
Is it a remake?: No

Main Cast:

  • Olivia Holt
  • Mason Gooding
  • Gigi Zumbado
  • Michaela Watkins
  • Devon Sawa
  • Jordana Brewster


Budget:
Approximately $18 million

Box Office:

  • Domestic: $30,415,738
  • International: $2,713,361
  • Worldwide: $33,129,099


Awards:

  • No major competitive awards verified from the sources checked.


Core credits, release date, runtime, budget, box office, and distribution details cross-checked through IMDb, Box Office Mojo, Rotten Tomatoes, Wikipedia, and New Zealand Film Commission records.


Short Plot Summary:

For several years, the “Heart Eyes Killer” has targeted romantic couples on Valentine’s Day. In Seattle, coworkers Ally and Jay are mistaken for a couple and become the killer’s next targets. As they try to survive the night, their forced partnership mixes slasher danger with romantic-comedy tension. The film blends holiday horror, murder-mystery plotting, and self-aware rom-com tropes.


Key Quotes:

  • Monica: [On the phone with Ally] Hey, Ally? Ally, listen to me: you deserve to be happy. You deserve to have someone love you for the beautiful, neurotic mess that you are. I mean, you can be so clueless sometimes; it’s one of the ten things I hate about you, honestly. You can’t let Jay go off to his best friend’s wedding and hook up with a bunch of bridesmaids and move to Notting Hill. No. This is love, momma. Some kind of… wonderful, crazy stupid love, actually.
  • Jay Simmonds: These muscles weren’t made for violence; they were made for cuddling!
  • Ally McCabe: [to a statue of Saint Valentine] Your day fucking sucks.
  • Ally McCabe: Love hurts, bitch.
  • Ally McCabe: My point is, it’s not real. And somehow, I landed a job that forces me to propagate a fantasy in order to sell blood diamonds harvested from third world slave labor, so please forgive me if I’m not swept away by your magical notions of romance.


Trivia

  • Director:

    • Josh Ruben directed the film.
    • The film is described by multiple listings as a romantic comedy slasher / holiday horror film, combining Valentine’s Day rom-com setup with masked-killer slasher structure.
    • The screenplay was written by Phillip Murphy, Christopher Landon, and Michael Kennedy.
    • Christopher Landon also served as a producer, connecting the film to the modern self-aware horror-comedy space associated with his work on projects such as Happy Death Day and Freaky.
  • Cast / Casting:

    • Olivia Holt plays Ally McCabe, a pitch designer.
    • Mason Gooding plays Jay Simmonds, a freelance advertiser.
    • Gigi Zumbado plays Monica, Ally’s friend.
    • Michaela Watkins plays Crystal Cane, Ally, Jay, and Monica’s boss.
    • Devon Sawa and Jordana Brewster play detectives Zeke Hobbs and Jeanine Shaw.
  • Soundtrack / Score:

    • Jay Wadley composed the music.
    • Insufficient verified data on a major released soundtrack album or prominent licensed-song campaign from the sources checked.
  • Location:

    • The story is set in Seattle, Washington.
    • The film was shot entirely in Auckland, New Zealand, with Auckland doubling for Seattle.
    • The New Zealand Film Commission notes that Auckland’s urban environments, waterfront areas, and green spaces were used to create a cohesive American city setting.
    • Location reporting identifies Auckland as the production’s main filming base, with the city standing in for Seattle across the film.
  • Act 1:

    • The premise establishes that the Heart Eyes Killer has been murdering couples on Valentine’s Day for several years.
    • Ally and Jay are coworkers, not an actual romantic couple, which sets up the film’s central mistaken-couple hook.
    • The Valentine’s Day setting is central to the killer’s pattern and the film’s genre mashup of rom-com and slasher conventions.
  • Act 2:

    • Ally and Jay become targets after the killer mistakes them for a couple.
    • The film uses the survival structure of a slasher while pushing the leads into romantic-comedy proximity and banter.
    • Detectives Hobbs and Shaw investigate the killings, giving the story a police-procedural/mystery layer.
  • Act 3:

    • Specific ending details are omitted here to avoid relying on recap sites and to preserve the reveal-driven slasher structure.
    • The final act centers on the identity and threat of the Heart Eyes Killer, with Ally and Jay forced to survive the Valentine’s Day murder spree.
    • Insufficient verified data for detailed third-act production trivia from primary or highly reliable sources.
  • Easter Eggs:

    • The title and killer design build directly around the familiar “heart eyes” emoji/image, turning romantic visual shorthand into a horror icon.
    • The marketing tagline “Romance is dead” summarizes the film’s genre joke: Valentine’s Day romance converted into slasher violence.
    • The tagline “No couple is safe” reinforces the film’s killer rule and Valentine’s Day hook.
    • The detectives’ names, Hobbs and Shaw, echo the title pairing from the Fast & Furious spinoff Hobbs & Shaw. This is an apparent pop-culture reference based on the character names; treat as interpretation unless confirmed by the filmmakers.
  • Misc:

    • Heart Eyes was released theatrically in the United States on February 7, 2025.
    • Box Office Mojo lists a domestic opening weekend of $8,305,156 from 3,102 theaters.
    • The film grossed $30,415,738 domestically, $2,713,361 internationally, and $33,129,099 worldwide.
    • IMDb and Box Office Mojo both list the production budget at approximately $18 million.
    • Rotten Tomatoes lists the film as rated R, with a runtime of 1 hour 37 minutes, and categorizes it under holiday, horror, romance, and comedy.

Sources Cited:

  • IMDb: Heart Eyes title and full credits pages.
  • Wikipedia: Heart Eyes.
  • Box Office Mojo: Heart Eyes title and release pages.
  • Rotten Tomatoes: Heart Eyes.
  • New Zealand Film Commission: Heart Eyes.
  • Movie Insider: Heart Eyes.