Rick Flag: Here's the deal: we fail the mission, you die!

Bloodsport: We find out any information you've given us is false, you die!

Harley Quinn: We find out you have personalized license plates, you die!

Thinker: What?

Rick Flag: Harley, no...

Harley Quinn: If you cough without covering your mouth...

Rick Flag: Harley! Although that isn't an open invitation for you to cough without covering your mouth.

King Shark: Nom-nom!

[eats someone]

Bloodsport: We're all going to die.

Polka-Dot Man: I hope so.

Bloodsport: Oh, for fuck's sake...

Young Cleo: Why rats, Papa?

Ratcatcher: Rats are the lowliest and most despised of all creatures, my love. But if they have purpose, so do we all.

Amanda Waller: Any questions?

[long silence]

King Shark: Hand!

Amanda Waller: Yes, that is your hand. Very good.

Ratcatcher II: They call you Peacemaker.

Peacemaker: I cherish peace with all of my heart. I don't care how many men, women and children I kill to get it.

Ratcatcher II: [to Polka-Dot Man] I thought you were the crazy one.

Polka-Dot Man: I am.

Starro: I was happy in space, looking at the stars...

Harley Quinn: TDK stands for The Detachable Kid?

[sees TDK remove his arms and levitate them to soldiers and slap them mediocrely]

Harley Quinn: What the fuck?

Rick Flag: I didn't pick the damn team!

Blackguard: [looks at Weasel] Is this thing a dog?

Captain Boomerang: A dog? What kind of dog do you think it is, mate?

T.D.K.: I'm gonna go with Afghan hound!

Harley Quinn: Oh my god, you're a werewolf?

Blackguard: YOU STUCK ME NEXT TO A WEREWOLF? YO MAN LET ME OUT!

[struggles to get free]

Rick Flag: Hey, hey! He's not a werewolf, he's a weasel! He's harmless! I mean, he's not harmless, he's killed 27 children, but, you know...

Rick Flag: Ratatouille, what do you got?

King Shark: [on radio] Bird.

Rick Flag: Nanaue, stay off the com!

Sol Soria: The clothes in the boxes is for all of you so you can blend in. That said, the walking tiburon is going to have to stay out of sight.

King Shark: I wear disguise!

Ratcatcher II: Awww, you are going to wear disguise?

King Shark: Si!

Peacemaker: Hey, he's learning Spanish!

Ratcatcher II: What kind of disguise?

King Shark: Fake moustache!

Peacemaker: You gotta be kidding me! You're gonna risk the entire mission for a mental defective dressed as a court jester?

Bloodsport: This coming from a guy that wears a toilet seat on his head?

Rick Flag: We don't leave one of our own behind!

Thinker: This is suicide.

Rick Flag: Well, that's kind of our thing.

[King Shark has a false moustache]

Bloodsport: You still look like you.

Peacemaker: It's the worst fake moustache I've ever seen.

Bloodsport: If you followed us, we'd have to kill you, shark-shaped bloke with a moustache creeping up on us like that...

King Shark: FUCK YOU!

Polka-Dot Man: I'M A SUPERHERO! I'M A MOTHERFUCKING SUPERHERO!

Amanda Waller: Your mission is to destroy every trace of something known only as Project Starfish. Any questions?

Peacemaker: [raises hand] Starfish is a slang term for a butthole. Think there's any connection?

[everyone stares at Peacemaker]

Amanda Waller: No.

Rick Flag: Peacemaker... fucking joke.

[Starro appears]

John Economos: Oh my god, we've got a freaking kaiju up in this shit!

Harley Quinn: I love the rain, it's like angels are splooging all over us!

Bloodsport: What's the plan?

Rick Flag: How the hell am I supposed to know?

Peacemaker: You're the leader! You're supposed to be decisive!

Bloodsport: And I'm deciding that you should eat a big bag of dicks!

Peacemaker: If this whole beach was completely covered in dicks, and somebody said I had to eat every dick until the beach was clean for liberty, I would say "no problemo!"

Ratcatcher II: Why would someone put penises all over the beach?

Peacemaker: Who knows why madmen do what they do?

Captain Boomerang: Why're you in prison?

Harley Quinn: I got road rage... in a bank.

Bloodsport: No one likes a show-off.

Peacemaker: Unless what they're showing off is dope as fuck.

Bloodsport: [under his breath] Fuck. That's true.

Jacket Slogan: Live fast. Die clown.

Peacemaker: [from trailer] I cherish peace with all my heart. I don't care how many men, women, and children I need to kill to get it.

Ratcatcher II: How would you like it if I sent half a dozen rats up your ass?

Thinker: You might be surprised by my response.

Harley Quinn: Recently, I made a promise to myself that the next time I got a boyfriend, I'd be on the lookout for red flags. And if I saw any, I would do the healthy thing and I would murder him. And killing kids? Kind of a red flag.

Amanda Waller: You know the deal: successfully complete the mission and you get ten years off your sentence. You fail to follow my orders in any way, and I detonate the explosive device in the base of your skull.

Peacemaker: [from trailer] Nothing like a bloodbath to start the day.

Javelin: [to Harley] You are the only one worthy to take my javelin.

Polka-Dot Man: I don't like to kill people, but if I pretend they're my mom, it's easy.

Harley Quinn: Who's Milton?

Savant: So, this is the famous Suicide Squad.

Harley Quinn: I love your accent.

Javelin: All American women love men with accents.

Harley Quinn: We do! It's 'cause we don't got none.

Bloodsport: Uh, what's with the javelin?

Harley Quinn: I'm waitin' for God to tell me.

Starro: [speaking through people] Have you come to save me from that madman? Thirty years he's kept me here... tortured me... had his way with me!

Harley Quinn: When your taste in men is as bad as mine, they don't just go away quietly. They slash your tires and they kill your dogs and tell you that the music you like ain't real music at all. And all the cruelty tears you apart after a while.

Ratcatcher II: If I die 'cause I gambled on love, it will be a worthy death.

Amanda Waller: Cazo, will you be joining us?

Ratcatcher II: I just woke up. I don't function well early in the morning.

Amanda Waller: My deepest apologies for disturbing you.

Ratcatcher II: Hmm, it's alright.

Amanda Waller: [shouting] Get your ass out here!

Peacemaker: [from trailer] You're the leader. You're supposed to be decisive.

Starro: [possessing citizens] This city is ours!

Ratcatcher II: This city is not yours. This city is not even ours. This city is THEIRS!

[rats appear]

Polka-Dot Man: I turn people into my mom, and I kill them.

Rick Flag: I joined the army to serve my country, not be its damn puppet!

[Starro grabs the Thinker]

Thinker: Okay, we gotta calm down. Let's all just... let's-let's just talk about this. I understand where you're coming from! I crashed your life! Okay! I crashed your life! But I'm ready to change! I am ready to change! I didn't mean to harm you!

[Starro tears him apart and throws him at a window]

Bloodsport: Uh, what's with the javalin?

Harley Quinn: I'm waiting for god to tell me.

Bloodsport: Jesus Christ!

Harley Quinn: Yeah

Harley Quinn: Or Him. Or any of them really.

Calendar Man: Hey, Polka Dot Man, I was hoping you'd entertain my kid's birthday party, you fucking pussy!

Thinker: Unclench your fucking pearls, Flag! We serve the same master!

Ratcatcher II: We were sent here to stop you!

Thinker: Child, your government didn't send you here to protect the world from alien technology, your government sent you here to cover up their part in it!

Rick Flag: You're a goddamn liar!

Thinker: American goddamn astronauts found Starro! Yankee fucking doodle dandies! Although the Cold War was ended, your government saw the potential in weaponizing such a powerful beast. But banish the thought of any such experiments being held on American soil!

Peacemaker: Starfish is a slang term for a butthole. Think there's any connection?

Ratcatcher II: This city isn't yours. This city isn't ours. This city is theirs.

Bloodsport: What's with the javelin?

Harley Quinn: I'm waiting for God to tell me.

Ratcatcher II: Why rats, Papa?

Ratcatcher: Rats are the lowliest and most despised of all creatures, my love. If they have purpose, so do we all.

Bloodsport: No one likes a show-off!

Peacemaker: Unless what they're showing off is DOPE as FUCK!

Peacemaker: FUCK! THAT'S TRUE!

Bloodsport: [holds gun underneath his coat to the Thinker] That is a gun. So smile.

[the Thinker smiles nervously]

Bloodsport: we're old mates who are going to take a trip to Jotunheim.

[They both laugh]

Thinker: Yup. Even with my help, you think you can get into Jotunheim?

Bloodsport: Well, if we can't, I've got a great white out back that's looking for some chum.

Bloodsport: [Nanaue tries to disguise himself with a fake moustache] You still look like yourself.

Peacemaker: That's the worst fake mustache I've ever seen

Bloodsport: And if you had fooled us, we'd have to kill you, shark shaped bloke with a moustache creeping up on us like that.

King Shark: [throws a fit] FUCK!

[he grunts and walks off]

King Shark: You, you

[Ratcatcher 2 and Bloodsport are snickering while Nanaue is grumbling]

Ratcatcher II: [Sebastian the rat is being affectionate to Bloodsport] Aw. He always wants to be near you. I think he senses good in you.

Bloodsport: Yeah, there's no good in me.

[He shuts the van door on Sebastian]

Thinker: Your equipment manipulates animal behavior, clever. I'm working with something similar with humans.

Ratcatcher II: Be quiet please.

Thinker: You're perceivably panicked, I'm guessing you're not the alphas of this battalion.

Ratcatcher II: Do you want a dozen angry rodents crawling up your ass?

Ratcatcher II: My answer might not be what you expect.

Bloodsport: Why the fuck are you in your underwear?Tighty-whities? Really?

Peacemaker: Now that's just racist.

Bloodsport: No. It's not racist. They're tighty-whities.

Harley Quinn: I love the rain. It's like angels are splooging all over us.

Bloodsport: We're all gonna die.

Polka-Dot Man: I hope so.

Bloodsport: Oh, for fuck's sake.

Sol Soria: Why did my people not alert me of your arrival?

Bloodsport: We didn't see any people.

Bloodsport: I'm no fucking leader!

Amanda Waller: Then I'll make you one.

Peacemaker: Nothing like a bloodbath to start the day.

Peacemaker: [to Rick] Keeping the peace is worth any price.

Amanda Waller: [to Bloodsport] I wouldn't take such extreme measures if this mission weren't more important than you could possibly imagine.

Polka-Dot Man: I don't like to kill people, but if I pretend they're my mom it's easy.

Harley Quinn: [to Thinker] I am walking back and forth!

Harley Quinn: When your taste in men is as bad as mine, they don't just go away quietly. They slash your tires and they kill your dogs, and tell you that the music you like ain't real music at all. And all the cruelty... tears you apart after a while.

Savant: So this is the famous Suicide Squad?

Rick Flag: Well, we consider that term degrading. The official term is "Task Force X" and love 'em or hate 'em, these are your brothers and sisters for the next few days.

Bloodsport: No one likes a show-off.

Peacemaker: Unless what they're showing off is dope as fuck.

Bloodsport: Fuck, that's true.

Peacemaker: I cherish peace with all my heart. I don't care how many men, women, and children I need to kill to get it.

Peacemaker: You gotta be kidding me. You're gonna risk the entire mission for a mental defective dressed as a court jester.

Bloodsport: No one likes a show-off.

Peacemaker: Unless what they're showing off is dope as fuck.

Bloodsport: Fuck. That's true.

Starro: I was happy floating, staring at the stars...

Bloodsport: I think liberty's just your excuse to do whatever you want.

King Shark: So smart, me. Enjoy books so much.

Blackguard: Yo is this a dog?

Captain Boomerang: What!

Blackguard: Is this thing a dog?

Captain Boomerang: A dog what kind of dog do you think it is mate?

Blackguard: I don't know I'm not familiar with all the breeds.

T.D.K.: I'm gonna go with Afghan hound.

Captain Boomerang: Since when does an Afghan hound have bloody thumbs!

Harley Quinn: Oh my god is it a werewolf? I've wanted to meet a werewolf forever!

Blackguard: Yo he's turning into a werewolf dude let me out not a fucking werewolf!

Rick Flag: Hey hey he's not a werewolf ok he's a weasel he's harmless. I mean not harmless he's killed 27 children.