Matt Murdock: You may have dodged your legal troubles but things will get much worse. There's still the court of public opinion.

[Matt catches a brick thrown through the window]

Peter Parker: How did you just do that?

Matt Murdock: I'm a really good lawyer.

Peter Parker: Are you okay?

Peter Parker: Oh, my back. It's kinda stiff from all the swinging I guess.

Peter Parker: Oh yeah, no, I got a middle back thing too.

Peter Parker: Really?

Peter Parker: Yeah. You want me to crack it?

Peter Parker: Yeah. Yeah, that'd be great.

Peter Parker: If I can fix what happened to you then when you go back things will be different and you might not die fighting Spider-Man.

Max Dillon: What do you mean fix us?

Peter Parker: Look, our technology is advanced...

Norman Osborn: I can help you. You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.

Peter Parker: I don't know how to work as a team.

Peter Parker: Me either.

Peter Parker: Well, I do. I have been in a team, okay? I don't wanna brag, but I will. I was in the Avengers.

Peter Parker: The Avengers?

Peter Parker: Yeah.

Peter Parker: That's great!

Peter Parker: Thank you!

Peter Parker: What is that?

Peter Parker: Wait, you don't have the Avengers?

Peter Parker: Is that a band? Are you in a band?

Green Goblin: Poor Peter... too weak to send me home to die.

Peter Parker: No. I just wanna kill you myself.

Green Goblin: Attaboy!

Ned Leeds: Wait so you're Spider-Man too? Why didn't you just say that?

Peter Parker: I generally don't go around advertising it. Kind of defeats the whole anonymous superhero thing.

Peter Parker: [to himself] I literally just said that...

Otto Octavius: [unmasks MCU Spider-Man] You're not Peter Parker.

Peter Parker: I am so confused right now!

[from trailer]

Doctor Strange: Do you know a Peter Parker who's Spider-Man?

Otto Octavius: Yes.

Doctor Strange: [points to Peter] Is that him?

Otto Octavius: No.

[Peter arrives at the Sanctum Sanctorum]

Doctor Strange: So, Peter... to what do I owe the pleasure?

Peter Parker: I'm sorry to bother you, sir.

Doctor Strange: Please. We've saved half the universe together. I think we're beyond you calling me "sir".

[conjures flames in a fireplace]

Peter Parker: Okay. Stephen...

Doctor Strange: [beat] That feels weird, but I'll allow it.

Green Goblin: Peter, you're struggling to have everything you want while the world tries to make you choose.

Otto Octavius: Hello, Peter.

Peter Parker: Do I know you?

Otto Octavius: You think your fancy new suit's gonna save you?

[Spider-Man opens up his four arms]

Otto Octavius: Looks like we've got competition.

Otto Octavius: [Holding an Arc Reactor] The power of the sun...

Peter Parker: ...in the palm of your hands.

Green Goblin: Strong enough to have it all...

[Punches Peter]

Green Goblin: Too weak to take it!

Peter Parker: Ah, there it goes.

[stretches back]

Peter Parker: Are you okay?

Peter Parker: Oh, my back. It's kinda stiff from all the swinging I guess.

Peter Parker: Oh yeah, no, I got a middle back thing too.

Peter Parker: Really?

Peter Parker: Yeah. You want me to crack it?

Peter Parker: Yeah. Yeah, that'd be great.

[after seeing The Lizard]

Ned Leeds: Is that a dinosaur?

MJ: Oh, here's a good one.

[reading from a magazine]

MJ: Some suggest that Parker's powers include the male spider's ability to hypnotize females.

Peter Parker: Stop, come on.

MJ: Yes, my spider lord.

Peter Parker: You know MAGIC, but I know MATHEMATICS!

[trapping Dr. Strange in the Mirror Dimension]

Peter Parker: You know, Max was like the sweetest guy ever before he fell into a pool of electric eels.

Peter Parker: That'll do it.

Otto Octavius: [from trailer] You're flying out into the darkness to fight ghosts.

Peter Parker: What do you mean?

Doctor Strange: They all die fighting Spider-Man. It's their fate. I'm sorry, kid.

Peter Parker: Yeah, me too.

May Parker: You have a gift. You have power. And with great power, there must also come great responsibility.

Peter Parker: I'm sorry, what was your name again?

Otto Octavius: Dr. Otto Octavius.

Peter Parker: [him, MJ and Ned laugh] Wait. No, seriously, what's your actual name?

Peter Parker, Peter Parker: [Both telling Andrew to cheer him up] "Your'e amazing"

[the mentally restored Doctor Octavius is reunited with his universe's Peter Parker]

Otto Octavius: How are you, dear boy?

Peter Parker: [smiling] Just trying to do better.

[on May's last words to him]

Peter Parker: She said, "With great power --"

Peter Parker: [tears in his eyes] "-- comes great responsibility."

Peter Parker: Uncle Ben said that.

Peter Parker: The day he died. Maybe she didn't die for nothing, Peter.

Peter Parker: [Pinned down by The Lizard] Hey Dr. Connors...

Dr. Curt Connors: Hello Peter!

Doctor Strange: [to Peter] The problem is you trying to live two different lives. The longer you do it, the more dangerous it becomes!

[Norman's personality has shifted into the Goblin's]

Otto Octavius: Norman?

Green Goblin: Norman's on sabbatical, honey!

Doctor Strange: When you botched that spell, where you wanted everyone to forget that Peter Parker is Spider-Man, we started getting some visitors from every universe.

Doctor Strange: Be careful what you wish for, Parker.

[from trailer]

Otto Octavius: [Otto Octavius has Peter Parker with his mask off pinned to a column] You're not Peter Parker.

Ned Leeds: Peter!

Peter Parker, Peter Parker, Peter Parker: Yeah?

Doctor Strange: There are others out there. We need to send them back. So Scooby-Doo this shit.

MJ: You know, all this is kind of your mess. I know a couple of magic words myself, starting with the word 'please'.

Doctor Strange: Please, Scooby-Doo this shit.

[during a particularly tense moment in the battle, all three Peters regroup]

Peter Parker: I love you guys!

Peter Parker, Peter Parker: [beat] Thank you.

J. Jonah Jameson: [from trailer] Was that a dinosaur?

[from trailer]

MJ: Does any part of you feel relieved about all this?

Peter Parker: What do you mean?

MJ: Now that everyone knows, you don't really have to hide or lie to people.

Peter Parker: For the record, I never wanted to lie to you. But how can you tell someone that you're Spider-Man?

[from trailer]

Norman Osborn: Peter, you're struggling to have everything you want while the world tries to make you choose.

Flint Marko: Where's the box, Peter?

Peter Parker: Flint! We can help everyone!

Flint Marko: I don't care!

Ned Leeds: Here's your web cartridges.

Peter Parker: Oh, thanks, man.

Peter Parker: What's that for?

Peter Parker: It's my web fluid. It's for my web shooters. Why?

[Peter 2 demonstrates his organic web-shooters]

Peter Parker, Peter Parker, Ned Leeds: WOAH!

Ned Leeds: That came *out* of you!

Peter Parker: Yeah. You can't do that, huh?

Peter Parker: No?

Peter Parker: How on earth does that even...?

Wong: Strange, don't cast that spell!

Doctor Strange: Fine. I won't.

[from trailer]

Otto Octavius: You're flying out into the darkness to fight ghosts.

Peter Parker: What do you mean?

Doctor Strange: They all die fighting Spider-Man. It's their fate. I'm sorry, kid.

Peter Parker: Yeah, me too.

Norman Osborn: You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.

Ned Leeds: You can take the guy out of the chair, but you can't take the chair out of the guy.

Flint Marko: Peter, it's me. Flint Marko. Do you remember?

Peter Parker: I'm Peter but I'm not your Peter.

Flint Marko: What do you mean you're not my Peter? What the hell's going on?

Max Dillon: I was just hoping Spider-Man would be Black.

Peter Parker: I peed in the pool

Doctor Strange: The entire world is about to forget about that Peter Parker is Spider-Man.

Peter Parker: Wait, everyone? Can't some people still know?

Doctor Strange: That's not how the spell works.

Peter Parker: So MJ's gonna forget about everything we've ever been through.

Doctor Strange: Stop tampering with the spell.

Arena Bystander: Are you Spiderman's girlfriend?