Gorr the God Butcher: The only ones who gods care about is themselves. So, this is my vow: all gods will die.

Gorr the God Butcher: You are not like the other gods I've killed.

Thor: 'Cause I have something worth fighting for.

Peter Quill: [from trailer] Remember what I told you. If you ever feel lost, just look into the eyes of the people that you love.

[Thor looks into Star-Lord's eyes]

Peter Quill: Not me!

Thor: What? Just listening.

[Thor is in a cloak]

Zeus: Let see who you are. I take off your disguise... and flick!

[strips Thor naked, crowd gasps]

Korg: Ohh!

Thor: You flicked too hard, damn it!

[the Olympian ladies faint at the sight of Thor]

Jane Foster: Should we help him?

Valkyrie: I mean, eventually. Grape?

Thor: [from trailer] These hands were once used for battle. Now they're but humble tools for peace. I need to figure out exactly who I am. I want to choose my own path, live in the moment. My superhero-ing days are over.

Zeus: If you don't shut up, you won't be invited to the Orgy!

Gorr the God Butcher: Call the axe!

Thor: I'll call the axe when you call a dentist!

Zeus: When did we become the joke? No. No more. They will learn to fear us again. They will fear us, when Thor Odinson falls from the sky. Do you understand me, Hercules? Do you understand me, my son?

Hercules: Yes, Father.

Gorr the God Butcher: I like to dissect Gods. Did you know I'm utterly insane?

Thor: Technically, you have to actually die in the battle itself, to get to Valhalla.

Sif: Oh, shit!

Thor: Don't worry, your arm is probably in Valhalla.

[Zeus shoots his thunderbolt at Korg and blasts him to fragments]

Zeus: You're next, thunder god!

[Zeus shoots his thunderbolt at Thor, but Thor catches it and hurls it back at Zeus]

Thor: That's the smell of thunder!

Jane Foster: Shit!