Dakota: How would you like to bite that in the butt, develop lockjaw, and be dragged to death?

[McQuade is pointing a gun at Kayo]

J.J. McQuade: What are you doing here?

Kayo: I came to wake you up. I'm your new partner remember?

[McQuade uncocks the gun]

J.J. McQuade: Kid get out of here. And forget that partner crap.

Kayo: But Captain Tyler said...

[McQuade cuts him off by shooting at the ceiling]

J.J. McQuade: Tell Tyler to shove it.

Rawley Wilkes: I understand you're very good with your hands and feet.

Rawley Wilkes: Welcome to my hacienda, Mr. McQuade. How nice of you to pay a social visit.

Rawley Wilkes: The boys are just having a little fun.

J.J. McQuade: You wanna join the fun?

Molly: I didn't know you took days off.

J.J. McQuade: Hi, Molly.

Molly: Where have you been, stranger?

J.J. McQuade: I've been real busy.

Molly: Oh boy, same old trouble, huh?

J.J. McQuade: My kind of trouble doesn't take vacations.