Released: December 2, 2022

Directed By:   Tommy Wirkola

Screenplay By: Pat Casey & Josh Miller

Stars: David Harbour, John Leguizamo, Cam Gigandet, Alex Hassell, Alexis Louder, Edi Patterson, Beverly D’Angelo and a bunch of other actors.

Plot: When a paramilitary group seizes the estate of a wealthy family on Christmas Eve, Santa Claus must answer the daughter’s Christmas wish and step in to save the day (and Christmas)

Taglines: You better watch out.

How did this movie do?
Budget: $20 Million
Box Office: $6 Million as of 12/3/22 (expected to make 10 Million opening weekend)

• Scrooge: Alright, revelers. Welcome to your worst Christmas ever.
  
  
• Santa: Time for some seasons beatings
  
  
• Scrooge: Bah Humbug, motherfucker.
  
  
• Scrooge: The three wise men presented him with gifts of frankincense, myrrh, and cold hard cash.
  
  
• Scrooge: Who the hell are you really? Some security guard who’s watched too many action flicks? Or loser ex-cop stuck in a mall playing dress-up with fat kids pissing on your lap? Stop me when I get it right.
  
  
• Santa: That’s naughty!
  
  
• Trudy: Merry Christmas daddy. Ya filthy animal.
  
  
• Bert: Hashtag blessed.
  
  
• Gertrude: Don’t shit in my mouth and tell me it’s chocolate cake.
  
  
• Santa: So unprofessional. Rudolph would never do this crap.
  
  
• Bert: Grandma. Your wifi sucks dick!
  
  
• Gertrude: When he was small, I begged you to beat him.
  
  
• Santa: Video game. Video game. Didn’t anyone ask for a bat, a sword, or Molotov Cocktails?
  
  
• Santa: A lot of parents say that. I still bring presents to kids who need me. Kids who still believe in magic.
  
  
• Trudy: You are good and kind, and you are more than the presents you bring. That’s why I believe in you, Santa.
  
  
• Thorp: I like my operations like I like to fuck. Hard and fast with minimal cleanup.
  
  
• Gertrude: Jean Claud Van dip Shit just ditched us, sweetie.
  
  
• Santa: Santa’s gonna eat through these guys like a plate full of cookies.
  
  
• Scrooge: Whatever it takes, CHRISTMAS dies tonight.
  
  
• Santa: Go on, you beautiful b@stards, we have work to do.
  
  
• Santa: You gave me my ho, ho, ho back.
  
  
• Scrooge: You have 300 million dollars in your personal vault. That’s what I want for Christmas.

• Had its world premiere showing at New York Comic Con on October 7, 2022.
  
  
• Written by the team responsible for Sonic the Hedgehog (2020).
  
  
• The saint that Santa Claus was based, St. Nicholas was famous for a fight at the Council of Nicea.
  
  
• From 87North, the bare-knuckle producers of Nobody, John Wick, Atomic Blonde, Deadpool 2, Bullet Train and Fast & Furious.
  
  
• Tommy Wirkola next movie is Spermageddon where he is the director & writer.
  
  
• 87 North also created Bullet Train, Atomic Blonde & Deadpool 2.
  
  
• David Harbour & John Leguizamo were both first picks.
  
  
• Filmed in Winnipeg.