Dante: You should put in that stuff you used to say about the Death Star contractors.

Randal: Get sued by Disney? No way.

Elias: What's the movie gonna be about?

Dante: It's about him, working here.

Jay: That's how we did it in the '90s, son!

Randal: Jay and Silent Bob are like C-3PO and R2-D2. They've been here since the first movie, which was the last time they were cool, but they've been with the franchise so long, they still give them cameos and put them on the lunch boxes.

[tearfully]

Randal: You're my hero, Dante.

Randal: You saved my life, man. Wish I had a life worth saving.

Dante: What are you talking about?

Randal: I sit around and watch the same movies, over and over.

Dante: I always thought you could have made a cool movie.

Randal: You're right. I'm living on borrowed time. No more watching movies. I'm gonna make a movie!

Randal: I can't catch my breath, man.

Elias: Really? Should I try mouth stuff?

Randal: What is this, a Tinder date? Get off me.

[Dante walks in just as Randal collapses to the ground]

Randal: Oh, shit!

Elias: Mr. Dante!

Dante: [dialing 911 on his cell phone] I need an ambulance at the Quick Stop!