They’re too old for this shift. In this podcast, we review Kevin Smith’s new movie Clerks III starring Brian O’Halloran, Jeff Anderson, Trevor Fehrman, Austin Zajur, Rosario Dawson, Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith himself. WARNING: There will be SPOILERS!And look for a special segment on our show presented by the man himself, Kevin Smith.
Released: September 13, 2022
Directed By: Kevin Smith
Story By: Kevin Smith
Stars: Brian O’Halloran, Jeff Anderson, Trevor Fehrman, Austin Zajur, Jason Mewes, Rosario Dawson, Kevin Smith and a bunch of other actors.
Plot: Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
Taglines: They’re too old for this shift.
How did this movie do:Budget: $5 MillionBox Office: Still in Theaters
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You should put in that stuff you used to say about the Death Star contractors.
Get sued by Disney? No way.
What's the movie gonna be about?
It's about him, working here.
That's how we did it in the '90s, son!
Jay and Silent Bob are like C-3PO and R2-D2. They've been here since the first movie, which was the last time they were cool, but they've been with the franchise so long, they still give them cameos and put them on the lunch boxes.
You're my hero, Dante.
You saved my life, man. Wish I had a life worth saving.
What are you talking about?
I sit around and watch the same movies, over and over.
I always thought you could have made a cool movie.
You're right. I'm living on borrowed time. No more watching movies. I'm gonna make a movie!
I can't catch my breath, man.
Really? Should I try mouth stuff?
What is this, a Tinder date? Get off me.
[Dante walks in just as Randal collapses to the ground]
[dialing 911 on his cell phone]
I need an ambulance at the Quick Stop!
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